First dip into social media and news today, only to find out there was a mass shooting at Brown University. Providence is about an hour from my house. This should feel shocking but, anymore, it’s hard to feel any sort of way other than maybe exhausted. It’s the guns. Always has been.

*crunch crunch*

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Welcome Jarry! I will miss drawing Stu’s big stache 🥲

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Zach Hatmyn

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

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*insert pain sounds*

PIERS: “You’re not gay?” FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.” P: “Should they vote?” F: “No.” PIERS: “They should stay home?” FUENTES: “Yeah.” PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?” FUENTES: “No.” PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”

A welcome cascade of college and Euro talent has the Oilers talent pool in a much better place. lowetide.ca/2025/12/08/a...

Oilers v Sabres, who is the next Kyle Brodziak and the shuffle that could come at No. 4 center in the days to come. lowetide.ca/2025/12/09/s...

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Welcome

Game Report - Seattle Kraken vs Edmonton Oilers - 04-12-2025 #SeaKraken#LetsGoOilers#NHL

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A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social

December schedule

*splat*

Our pretend facts are just as good as the real thing. If not better.

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Welcome ba….nevermind

Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Boom 🥲

Ow

*fart sound*

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They won in regulation 😭

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🧵A Threads post in response to a George Will op ed praising Mike DeWine - the post includes a screenshot to a comment on the Will piece which is spot on in labeling DeWine as a radical right winger clothed in temperamental calmness The comment is a luminous piece of prose, suitable for framing.

Todd Blanche always looks like he just shit his pants and is deliberating next steps

"How nervous should the Oilers be over their wretched start?" - Willis

Oh, that's not very good from the Edmonton Oilers.. (H/t NHL_Sid via X)

A lot of Canadians can hear this photo

The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup

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Good morning, Oil Country! 🔧🦺 #LetsGoOilers

The Rockies Set the Scene, but Canmore’s Streets Are the Focus: Read more in the blog… www.rollinginthecity.ca/blog/the-roc... #transportation #street #cycling #bicycle #urbanism #roadsafety #fujifilm

Welcome back Zach!

Ok Stu’s stache might be getting out of control now 😅

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Dual Roomba xkcd.com/3133/

Measure Twice, Cut Once xkcd.com/3149/

Saved by the blueline 😅

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Goodnight, Oil Country 🔧🦺 #LetsGoOilers

Game Report - Edmonton Oilers vs Philadelphia Flyers - 12-11-2025 #LetsGoOilers#LetsGoFlyers#NHL

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