Thanks I love it

And for my next trick I will be getting absolutely nothing done

Congratulations Bulgaria 🇧🇬 #EuroVision

I'm really not asking for much

So I should get another schiap hand in hand and attach it to a battery phone case??? If you say so

"this shit is so horses" is laying me out dude i can't stop thinking about how funny of a sentence it is. cellar door of declaring something sucks

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Shoutout to whoever snitched to the Hollywood reporter about me going to the sphere 20+ times (which is obviously a very regular and normal amount of times) I can’t stop laughing

Random dumbass men have said a wide range of fucked up trash to me at the gym over the years, but “Do I recognize you from TikTok?” is possibly the worst thing anyone has ever said to me in my entire life

How the fuck is this album 30 years old???? Didn’t I just get it a couple years ago at the kristiansand platekompaniet??

Thank you so much for putting this into the words I could never find myself

They’re calling him the sleepiest lil baby guy on earth

you are outsourcing your decision-making to chatGPT. i am outsourcing mine to 40,000 weird people on a niche microblogging website. we are not the same

Damn, saint laurent fell off HARD. Everything looks so blah

The year of figural hands is upon us, you’re WELCOME

FIGURAL HANDSSSSSSS WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING

yeah all right I love a Mugler

“Sharks I’m gonna get right to the point, I’m asking for 30 trillion dollars for a 6% stake in my universal multitool” Smash cut to me holding a big plastic pasta spoon duct taped to a yardstick that I use to toss pinecones at woodpeckers when they pull the insulation out of the sides of my house

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

Ew why isn’t it mid-July right now

Archive air out season RULES, hours of opening up hundreds of garment bags and acid free museum boxes and going “oh my fuck I love this” remains undefeated in terms of things that spark pure joy

Happy historical vintage air-out season to all who celebrate

It’s normal to go to Vegas for 2 months I think

Anyone who posts gif replies is in league with the devil

Meatball is getting so fat 💀

The least spoiled dog

I love this time of year, it’s just me and my dad excitedly texting back and forth about draft picks (He’s crazy about our new giant international pathway guy, don’t let my dad down, Bernard)

Oh good another North Dakota state qb, that always goes really well for us

AND A 6’10” TACKLE??? What a day 2

A TE in the 2nd? Pulling the trigger on the edge trade? Now we’re just getting cute, I love it

Taking the day off to recover from night 1 of the draft like many others in the Philadelphia area

Shots fired at AJ brown

Can’t wait to spend 3 hours booing the commish from my couch as nature intended

I’m having such a good time

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I love this guy so much

Of course you can see my long ass praying mantis arms in the boy band confidential documentary footage 💀

Trying to convince myself I don’t need it, failing horribly

Who put stovepipes on a pair of ballet flats, I just wanna to talk

Here bitch you dropped your hat

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

I love it l, I love it, I love it www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Sleeper agent activated, transmission received

i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Ok so it’s my turn to not have words 8 MONTHS LATER