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Who let me go through my oldest hard drive and get all nostalgic about my previous life????

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

Announcer: “Jack Hughes” My brain:

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

yeah I’m not going to the office on monday

WORTH IT THOUGH see yall soon

I had too much fun so of course I got food poisoning at the airport heading home

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

Yeah I am

when you’re back in your spot and everything is fine

I can’t believe it’s the final show already 🙁 the past 6 months have been incredible beyond words

POV: you are not in your usual spot and now it’s everyone’s problem

I have to do it

SHUT UP EVERYBODY SHUT UP RIGHT NOW MY SHOW IS ON

It never stops being the most ridiculously fun thing ever

my geometry is extreme and the numbers do check out ⏳🥞

Bro this is too much fog

Hot girls get horribly lost in the bellagio

same

Hell yeah, this is that shit I like very much

the world might be mainly garbage but at least I can still have my Siberia scream multiple times a week

How I envision the rest of my life

it’s so good to be back home

it’s so perfectly weird here

new dream job just dropped

dude made 5 field goals today, I think as a society we’re ready for our Super Bowl MVP to be a kicker

I’m hearing multiple reports about a sudden outbreak of touchdowns coming from the Bay Area

forgive my conjugation but I believe despertaron dos is upon us 🥳🇵🇷

The next revolutionary phase of advertising will be a brief and direct explanation of what the product actually does and then the price

wow the MAHA Tyson ad was a choice

bad bunny halftime show is CRUSHING IT

the vibes were off when they changed the lyrics to “so secure”

what was that, the 5th garbage AI commercial? the 6th one?? spending all that money on a Super Bowl ad has to be a last gasp death rattle, literally no one wants this shit and they can’t even give it away

as a completely unbiased observer, the backstreet boys t-mobile commercial has been the best one by FAR

Oh my god Brian seriously

I do not get to hear new love through chambered earplugs at approximately 8:40 PST today so yeah I am actually the sex police and your love does in fact have rules

THE STATE BIRD OF PHILADELPHIA IS ROAST PORK

wait so they’re called soft drinks because they’re non alcoholic and it has nothing to do with the softness of bubbles???? I do not believe you

it’s normal to see this show 17 times I think

oh my god Stout is leaving the birds oh my god

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

having a podcast is a capital offense, get that shit out of my face and get up against this wall real quick

such a good sport

her: are you stupid? me:

HELP

me on my way to fuck up “more than that” again