goin birds like crazy over here

oh my god FINALLY DEVONTA

Jalyx Hunt put the fear of god in that ref

I know that’s right

oh my god it’s amazing

do I have a kid in Australia that I don’t know about

ew, imagine using a music streaming service when you could simply retroactively install iTunes on your new laptop and continue to use your 17 year old iPod

it’s like they’re in my head, they know exactly what I want to see and how I want it to look

finally made the team 🙌🏻 looking forward to the start of the season

Erica Deuso is the first openly transgender person to be elected mayor in Pennsylvania. The longtime Democratic advocate defeated Republican Rich Bryant Tuesday to serve as the next mayor of Downingtown. 🔴 Live election updates: www.inquirer.com/politics/ele...

hometown elected a trans mayor, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO HELL YEAH, ERICA 🥳

We did it for you Dick Cheney

damn right the magic is real

time to get ready for trick or treaters

Now is the time and this is the place digital.hagley.org/08061416_Thi...

go birds

I feel so seen right now

what am I supposed to do with all these baby pumpkin carcasses now that I’ve harvested all their spice

children’s hospitals still don’t exist, it’s more woke candy-ass propaganda my dad, the jersey devil, is allergic to gravity. his blood is made of shrimp heads and he bought me the moon when I was 9 it’s surround sound bullshit 24/7, every loud crazy liar is obviously telling the truth

😍 hell yes

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

trying to talk myself out of buying a complete vintage showgirl costume for halloween and it’s not going well, it’s so enormous and fancy and I love it

when your brother comes over with a bear brick and your shih tzu is traumatized beyond belief

Well well well

I deserve a lil treat for being completely distracted and getting basically nothing done at all today. immediately going into heavy rotation

I’m never gonna get to read this paper 😭 tandem ribosomes I’m so sorry

I’m at the corset dress, I’m at the sweater dress, I’m at the combination corset sweater dress. dion lee just gets it

wet tshirt contests are way too hard, I’m always so full by like the 3rd shirt

I’m never gonna find out why those tandem ribosomes love to make idps, huh

hell yeaj

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

I accept full responsibility for the eagles not being 7-0 and going forward I will post go birds before each game, thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!

*wentzing intensifies*

wow Carson is out here making nonstop completions to eagles

Carson Wentz throwing touchdowns for the Eagles again.

it has been brought to my attention that not saying go birds on here for the past 2 weeks may possibly be connected to the performance over the past 2 weeks so just to be safe go birds

not gonna lie, this is doing it for me big time

joining a meeting and wearing a bandolier full of lipsticks and loose cigarettes like a true professional

I love wearing normal outfits

and no I will also not stop buying bizarre white dresses, I currently need a lot of them tbh

no I will not stop buying ridiculous vintage hand-shaped belts and belt accoutrement

they should invent a luggage that doesn’t lose 2 wheels after you overfill it and throw it full force down several flights of stairs

that's my story and I'm sticking to it

nobody believes dumpling is 13, his coat is too luscious

who is out here appropriating my culture

the Wawa gobbler is back, we did it yall

when the predicted protein model is a total disaster

being my lil brother means getting the fanciest version of a practical birthday present every single year, and everybody knows that 30 is when your adult set of luggage starts to come in

relieved to see the government finally taking action on this issue