This really is the final test to see if we still have a Congress that functions Doing war stuff without clearance is supposed to be the worst kind of offense

What fun is international violence if you can’t make a buck insider trading on it

I guess we’re learning that America is the world police for real now except instead of laws it’s based on how much you personally pay the President

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

I can’t believe the FIFA Peace Prize didn’t stay the insane old President

an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim

Im seeing discussions about consultations with congress, authorizations of force etc. I have to say this transcends any of what I would call sub constitutional technicalities. The president has gone to war with a foreign power and, it seems, kidnapped a foreign head of state on the basis of nothing.

Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?

When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.

grok has been programmed to say “did i do that?” in the urkel voice after posting child porn

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

Why would test results from when the applicant was in high school be relevant? Surely you’d want results from after their final educational instruction. It’d be like asking prospective astronauts to submit their learner’s permits from when they learned to drive a car

You know what, I approve of letting the AI name a baby. It is evidently much more disposed to give an existing normal human name, and not an insane tragedeigh trying so hard to stand out like so many terrible parents out there

The president is regularly being given cognitive exams and is publicly bragging about his results There was no preparing for a timeline this stupid

Okay Reuters I know this is hard but you have to do better than forwarding a computer generated press release as news Elon Musk is running a giant CSAM generator and the media is pretending like he’s not behind it

There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”

I ain’t even seen the flick but that’s a good gag

It makes sense, they filmed like 6 or 7 full movies worth of content including VFx Now whether that was worth it or a good idea…I dont Maybe just one movie instead of a season of movies

One less criminal on the streets of New York only a day in

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order

He needs to be seen as relevant despite the mountains of evidence to the contrary So he’ll latch himself like a parasite onto the successful popular thing that he actively tried to stop

Literally not even a whole day into his administration

Let the President of the United States eat all the McDonald’s he wants And if he doesn’t want to wear his compression socks then don’t make him!

They have less than nothing on Mamdani when they can’t even find a real complaint That’s not even particularly high end for luxury fashion, let alone in New York

"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border

Important news for the @whmpodcast.bsky.social Order of the Boop

I really hope his death is a lingering painful one he sees coming

Here’s hoping we head into 2026 watching the Republican Party burn to the ground forever

Literally seeking to build a regime-supporting paramilitary force of tens of thousands of people - explicitly recruiting people based on their politics

We HAVE to end religious exemption for vaccines

Both Satanic Panic and QAnon are just remixes of anti-semitic blood libel. It's sort of shocking to realize how mainstream this stuff has always been in right wing Christianity, especially among evangelicals

Our government decides what it does based on literally insane racist conspiracy theories. Everything is driven by criminal levels of evil, hatred, and stupidity. We're over as a nation unless and until this sort of thing is completely eradicated, and there is basically no hope of that.

Imagining the 1950s sales pitch to monitor your son’s erections

Not sure people are getting the real importance of the Russians fooling Trump about the Ukrainians attacking Putin's house. It was to demonstrate just how much they control his thinking--how much he is in their pocket. And it worked.

Gender affirming care is good only when it’s done for the dumbest people alive

He’s gonna win the President Prize as soon as someone invents it

Becoming to punditry what Armond White is to movie criticism

Why do none of these fuckers call their companies Gandalf or Samwise

My new app SARUMAN helps you find trusted partners you can always rely on

The council has summoned me over their perceived lack of treats

Speaking as someone who just wrote a book on the Manhattan Project, I can assure you that refugee immigrants were the *entire* reason the US mastered the atom first. The most chilling part of writing my book was reading about them fleeing fascism … abroad. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/fleeing-on...

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

They reduce a congresswoman to her sexual marketability (“Did you date her? Would you?”), deny her lived experiences, and then mock her for saying she felt afraid when rioters explicitly threatened to kill her. And they’re marveling that she isn’t friendly towards them. Maybe they should smile more.

Conservatives are like “I’m not gonna trust some public school teacher to influence my kid” but are also like “I think it’s fine if my kid spends hours interacting with Elon’s MechaHitler machine on X.”

Indentured servitude? Back on the table!

I have a feeling the NYP is gonna be full “look at that bitch eating crackers” mode in regards to the new mayor and company

It must be weird being a kid taking Flintstones vitamins now without having any idea who the Flintstones are - just weirdly dressed vitamin trolls.