Jimmy Kimmel offers to let Trump have one of his trophies if he will pull ICE out of Minneapolis.

Offering the bully more lunch money

Is there any precedent for someone getting a pardon, re-arrested and sentenced, then pardoned again

The child was in a car trying to leave the scene when a goon threw it inside Why would law enforcement want to make a car with people in it careen out of control in a setting where pedestrians could get hit? There’s a question to ask

Trump shares some interesting company as the last person to be gifted a Nobel Prize medal they did not earn was Joseph Goebbels.

A generation of college essays about the experience of armed squads of masked goons ruining whole school years

Joker would never stoop so low as to share a podcast with Ben Shapiro

I think the whole notion that your job should control both your healthcare and your security in retirement is the problem A job should just be a job that just gives you a paycheck. Healthcare and pensions should both rightfully be government managed because neither should be turned into a profit

At best at this point it’s “I’m not a pedophile or a Nazi, I’m just indifferent to them” and that’s not better

Someone should ask Elon why Grok’s “thing” is identifying m whether someone is Jewish or not

What exactly do Iranians want from American liberals What would we be protesting for, our government to intervene on their behalf? Because I don’t think the Iranians are desperately hoping to be invaded

Yeah no one could be prepared for icy conditions In Minnesota In January

Just objectively bad humans

They’re gonna let the voter fraud lady out of jail because criminals don’t need to feel remorse to get special treatment for their crimes

Am I to suppose that this board of peace will be issuing some sort of award for peace I wonder who they would hypothetically choose

Predictions: 1) Trump gives Machado nothing, he’s got the award in hand. 2) he displays it in the Oval Office 3) When he leaves office he illegally takes it with him to mar a lago

This has always been what going after “bias” meant

Well he had to kick and scream and break laws domestic and foreign, but he finally got possession of a prize awarded to someone else

This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way. Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.

Verbally assaulted, oh no 😥 so hard to be a faceless kidnap squad goon

If your child is in a burning building make sure you disregard the instructions of the firefighters

the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers

WHY are news stations reading DHS statements out loud as if they have ANY credibility at all? They literally murdered a woman in cold blood LAST WEEK and are still lying about what happened, even though we can see what happened. That any credibility would be given to their statement is insane

Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.

Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.

Here's an idea, constrain the executive *before* they do something crazy. Congress was Article I for a reason

It’ll be too fuckin late then you enabler dickhead

So, she has official, timestamped documents confirming she fired them before they announced they resigned from the DOJ? Will she repeat the claim under oath that she fired them before they quit?

Boy the scene in the new ep of Fallout with a Congressperson getting shoved to the floor by goons really comes at an interesting time

Sweeping through neighborhoods, asking passersby if they’ve seen any unfavored minorities They’re not beating the Nazi allegations

Dipper would like to show you his blep

Welcome to America

Kind of crazy they might be picking a sacrificial lamb that will drag them into a war with America

Fed Kashkari still hating on crypto: "It's still basically useless for consumers. I mean, there's, there's nothing you can do with Bitcoin or a stablecoin that you can't already do with Venmo or with your traditional banking products, other than circumventing banking regulation."

These barbarians are destroying everything that makes society work. Kids can't go to school, patients can't go to the hospital. We are, in effect, paying them to wreck the basic infrastructure of the country

"We can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing" - or, as they put it during the election: "Your body, my choice."

You know, the people who were complaining about rape culture might have had a valid point

i think it’s pretty fair to consider CBS straight fascist government media, trumps administration is clearly drip feeding them narratives and “scoops” and obviously CBS will run them with zero regard for fact

We somehow need to get these gigarich goons to go back to funding museums and opera houses as their legacy play.

telling the secret police they have immunity to harm & kill citizens really lays bare the hollowness of decades of right-wing GOP screeching about encroaching Big Government - it was never a problem they had with government per se, just that it wasn't being used to harm the people they wanted to

The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences

The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:

Okay internet if ever there was a guy that deserved the go fund me it’s him

Right now in Minnesota schools are canceling all field trips indefinitely because it isn’t safe to take students to science museums and water sanitation facilities with agents of the federal government hanging around

This is honestly what I pictured the remodeled media room in the Pentagon looking like under Hegseth

The boys in the diner would be steamin’

At some point they will literally take candy from a baby This is beyond despicable

People have virtually no inkling of how a half-century of terrible legislation dug the hole we're in. We don't need new ideas. We need the old ones back.

"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him

It’s so important to understand the entire Republican Party minus the fringe weirdos like Massie are actually on board with mafia style politics