Finally there’s a resource for the bear ass cinematic universe

"the family of pooping bears has individual names"

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

I don’t understand how this came to be Phonics worked fine for decades and decades, and the last 30 years has been marred by instituting unproven methods en masse to whole school systems for no reason other than to make education PHds feel like they’re doing something of value

as far as ways to sell millions of robots go, making them law enforcement aids and pinning your hopes on government buying them is pretty much exactly what you’d want to aim for if you had no ethics concerns and really wanted to get your big paycheck

Authentically Russian, right down to the alcohol abuse

From the man who spends every waking hour complaining...

“I was 8 when 9/11 happened and that’s why I didn’t disclose having sex with my journalistic source” is a heck of a premise

I really do wonder about the kind of man who joins and works alongside snatchers who would absolutely grab him if he was out of “uniform” on the street Maybe they think they’ll get to be their friends for real if they just smile and nod at the slurs

Go on TV and lie as smarmily as possible, they’ll still take it and never push back American media is so fucking embarrassing

No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"

This man is supposed to be economically knowledgeable and he’s on TV saying 50 year mortgages are “a good idea”

The armed goons hunting people in our streets have feelings too guys 😢

it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability

Having looked over the Avatar set it looks like they put some real love and thought into it. Can’t wait to Redirect Lightning something to win a game.

New gloves, balaclava and hot chocolate mix Winter is coming

Weren’t there flying cars in that movie

13) I think Dem leadership still suffers from frame drag. They think it's the 90s. Trump is dismantling the powers of Congress. They have to rise to that moment and demand big things. Vought is expanding the playing field to thinks off the table. Dems need to do the same. ###

at this point history will look back more fondly on the speaker of the house that got caught sucking off middle schoolers in a locker room

Sometimes he says things that clarify how he managed to bankrupt a casino

Heavy metal toxicity issues aside, my issue with vapes is the e waste. Such an absurd amount of needless waste when there are plenty of reusable/refillable options

"Binders full of women" "Concepts of a plan" "Notebooks full of ideas"

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

this fucking guy

Wake me when he actually does it. And let me know if they only do it after they get Nancy Mace to take her name off the discharge petition in exchange for a Trump endorsement for her run as SC Governor. Because you know they got a plan to make sure Grijalva isn't the deciding vote on Epstein

Wow so that senate vote was worth a lot

Exactly right If all of it was to extract a concession and your concession is something that everyone knows means nothing then it really was just a giant waste of time and needless suffering

Yeah all the most successful countries govern by ambush

And with the performance we saw last night who could blame them

Custom meals, private gym time, a puppy to play with How many pedophiles and child traffickers could dream of this treatment

The New York Times might be speedrunning their collapse into irrelevance

a democrat who is afraid to see the filibuster go away in the year 2025 is an enemy

The truth is it was working too well and the risk of losing the filibuster loomed to threaten Democrats with actually having to do things their constituents want. So they caved to save their own do nothing futures

They really do think their voters are stupid

90 percent chance these limits never go into effect

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful. Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened. This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

Democrats just ensured they will be blamed 100% for the shutdown, just the dumbest possible people

this is senate dems’ second coordinated “just enough” vote to help republicans and betray house dems of the year, remember

Go eat the contents of your medicine cabinet Chuck

Listening to these 8 Dem Senators explain their vote convinces me that they are either idiots or liars. Either is plausible.

No one has ever said that to them and the media should ask them to name a person who actually did

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Tried calling this piece of shit twice and the line just hangs up after the “high call volume” message Abject coward and utter failure

Man I would love to live in a country where at least one national branch of government wasn’t full of shit suckers

So why put it for a vote Chuck Is it because you actually want it to pass Because that’s the only explanation

I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them