Lofi hip hop girl from YouTube is on a Magic card now, time is moving too quickly for me

I want to imagine a knock down drag out argument over this in the writer’s room

Trump wants us to simultaneously believe our foreign enemies successfully meddled in our elections; and also that he has no responsibility for overseeing this historic failure

God do you know how much of an asocial asshole you have to be to get kicked from VOLUNTEER firefighters?

They invented a subscription model for market manipulation

Wow. China, Barack Obama, the Deep State, and the state of California conspired to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 (when Trump was president) and then DIDN'T do it again in 2024. So DEVIOUS!!!

all of this but also if the people you're fantasizing about killing for your kid's safety are the same people you fantasize about killing over the safety of your wallet, or your 401k, this has nothing to do with your children. you are just treating them as another piece of property you'd kill over

Massie: "I don't think the problem is that our elections aren't secure because we control the House, Senate, White House, and to some degree we control the Supreme Court. So I ask my Republican colleagues, why are you complaining about election fraud? We won all the damn elections!"

OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...

How does this guy keep turning up, why does anyone think we need to see more of him

Really not loving how little the media cares for the blatant imperial goals of the president

Ooh I love this design, rewards for playing versatile cards

I’m very here for the deep cut references

There is a direct line from our insane supreme court to Mitch. He held onto a grudge about Bork for decades and we might have three functional and coequal branches of government but for this man.

And by the way, Acting AG Todd Blanche refused to investigate the death of Renee Good, yeah, someone should ask him at his hearing on Wednesday.

Loving the @wooliewoolz.bsky.social phoenix wright play through, glad he highlighted what a piece of crap Juan Corrida was, especially his darkly hilarious plan to reveal the suicide note of his fiancé to a live audience of children watching their version of Kamen Rider

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Fuckin hell, a real legend has left us

The ability to completely restart your entire life by changing your name and moving a hundred miles

Had lunch in the city with my dad and sister’s family, took the opportunity to stop by the local game stores and trade a few old cards in to get some of the new Marvel cards to update my Commander decks. I was able to get all this for an Ozolith, Archangel of Thune, and a Battle Angels of Tyr #mtg

Jake Tapper is an excellent example of how not to be a journalist

“Chinese and Russian communists are spying on our Cuban military possessions, better invade the island” is straight ancient Cold War boomer bait

It’s been long enough for me to officially declare: Disney, you are fucking up by not making a Kim Possible series of action movies to compete with the Mission Impossible franchise Get the casting right and it’s free money

Lindsay Graham was a warpig chickenhawk motherfucker drenched in the blood of innocents in exactly the right way, by Ezra Klein.

Some jackass at the NYT is screenshotting BlueSky posts right now to bemoan the incivility of the left for not respecting Senator Foghorn Leghorn

RIP America’s favorite racist Foghorn Leghorn impersonator

Good riddance to bad garbage

Conor McGregor

It’s Crusader Kings shit, fabricating claims to sell to foreign elites to raise money

Kids need/deserve traumatic films. Films that show death or lasting consequences that aren't resolved almost instantly. Fear, anger, grief and frustration should be part of kids movies. Kids arent stupid, they feel big emotions just like adults, they deserve to see those experiences reflected back.

Settlers don’t have any legal authority to “detain” anyone “Kidnapped at gunpoint” would be the accurate description

it’s very funny to believe that you’re headed to eternal paradise, most people are headed to eternal suffering, but while we’re very briefly on this mortal plane we need to be more racist

I wish this existed as a purchasable color for more things

If you just go “nuh uh” loudly enough at the Pope the excommunication doesn’t count

he was never a true believing lunatic, he chose this knowing exactly what he was doing and his name should be cursed for generations

i think this illustrates the extent to which the idea of a broad removal power is in direct tension with congressional checks on presidential power as well as the charge to execute the laws. unlimited removal allows the president to effectively nullify statutes.

I’m exactly the age where my dad had the paper maps and I had to learn them in school, but the internet existed by the time I could drive so I would print off Mapquest directions prior to a trip

Nintendo agrees to work with the Library of Congress to create a long term, downloadable, archival version of all of their products.

I don’t think we need to ban it but we do need to return to a status quo that requires you to travel to a physical location to do it, as a baseline barrier.

Racism aside, there is nothing that the Chinese Communist Party wants more than for America to continue to be run by stupid hicks like this woman whose careers are dedicated to flushing every competitive advantage we have down the toilet.

Just proving to everyone that actually yeah, you weren’t deserving of this job while on the way out

"You don’t pressure witnesses to a shooting to self-deport if your goal is to get to the bottom of what happened." In the same way that the government did not investigate the Minnesota shootings, they will not investigate these shootings.

saw an atrioc vid where there was a graph demonstrating that within 3 weeks of launch, there was a total of more people playing Roblox knockoffs of Mecca Chameleon than the original game I don’t know how the industry can deal with that

We are going to reach a point where every student is paid 50,000 dollars to take a rightwing class to turn them against the idea of government spending

We have seen this behavior in lots of places, including the Australian gambling scene. Once a casino identifies a problem gambler, they essentially doxx him to any other gambling company that will pay for the data They have teams of guys to hyper target these people and know how to trigger them.

Really says everything that they put Trump’s signature on the money but made sure to keep a black person off

As a rule of thumb, if you have ever been in a relationship with someone who could credibly accuse you of sexual assault, you probably shouldn’t This will be enraging to a certain type of man, and we will see the media take that cue