There is such a place as Heaven on Earth

I'm convinced time travelers are attempting, but repeatedly failing, to change history and it's incredibly frustrating to witness

Happy Independent Bookstore Day! As if I needed a reason to get another book haul when I haven't even started the last book haul or made a dent in the TBR. 📚

I feel very strongly that women deserve menopause parties. Gifts, registries, party favors, cake. The whole deal.

our priorities are so fucked up when we need a law for this LET PEOPLE BUY WHAT THEY WANT YOU MONSTERS

How are we feeling Colorado sports fans? 😆🏒🏀

Another day, another filet o'fish has a chance to do it's job.

Look I'm not gonna be picky, but it would be fucking hilarious if it happens on Cinco de Mayo, which falls on an actual TACO Tuesday this year

The most arrogant, stupid, and often abusive assholes you've ever met are the ones that go around telling everybody they're "extraordinarily brilliant"

Harrison Ford: "I know" 🥰

I do not accept your apology, Fucker Carlson

Happy #EarthDay 2026! A Blacktail Deer doe and newborn fawn. Kitsap Peninsula, Washington

Playoff. Hockey.

Thanks Virginia! 💙🗳

lmao Maddow called Bovino "the little guy who lives in a shoe"

HOPECORE

I am extremely proud to lead the fight to stop ICE from raiding our state databases. Leadership in 2026 means working with partners inside govt to pass meaningful policy AND ALSO working with partners in our community to build power and take on big fights. #AbolishICE

If Mamdani and Obama singing The Wheels On The Bus with a group of tiny kids doesn't spark some sort of joy in you, I've got nothing for you.

The thing I love the most is that they didn't have to change the words 'certified pedophile' 😆

Facts as usual from @johnfugelsang.bsky.social on @velshimsnow.bsky.social: GOP "put Jesus on airplane mode a long time ago" and Trump, Vance, Mike Johnson aren't fighting with The Pope. "They're fighting with Jesus...Quoting the gospel is the surest way to enrage Christian Nationalists." 🔥💯

Good Morning Avs Nation!! #GoAvsGo 💙🏒🏔

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

On International Workers’ Day, millions around the world are taking to the streets — against war crimes, against ICE abuses, and against Trump enriching his friends by stealing from us. Join us on May 1 to send a message and shut down the economy. No School. No Work. No Shopping.

lol OR: "Men search the earth for women who will babysit them and increasingly find none."

Sunrise, Saturday, 18 April, from Makorori Headlands, Aotearoa / New Zealand. The low rumble is waves rolling beach rocks. 😊 Ata mārie / Good Morning ☀️

Tonight: catching up on The Pitt, watching the Drag Race finale, and eating pizza while it snows outside. It's moments like these I smile, and take a moment to give thanks that a dating app is no longer part of my evening plans #blessed 🙏

A good representative in Washington has to know what's going on in their district. We put out a call for you to tell Joe exactly what you think and we caught it on film for an upcoming documentary. Here's a teaser trailer for "Joe's Running for Congress" — get hyped! youtube.com/shorts/dPm9e...

We were never meant to know this much about RFK Jr.

"Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday."

Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.

so pistachio is just gonna be in everything then

Ohhhh everything's in Aries, that explains a lot I should probably get to a rage room ASAP

Watch Josh tonight! 🙌💐

when we are meeting to burn everything to the ground

How I arrived on Bluesky:

Look at Maria Bartiromo’s face.

HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!

Hey, it's Jesus H. Christ, M.D. show some respect

Colorado's wealthiest man owns Coachella. He also bankrolled Project 2025, and the right-wing machine that killed Roe. I spent 20 years organizing to protect the rights he spent millions trying to erase. That's why I don't take corporate PAC money. Join the fight: secure.actblue.com/donate/julie...

so there I was, scrolling while waiting in my ACTUAL doctor's office this afternoon when I saw this and started laughing so fucking hard it lowered my blood pressure [alt text: white doctor jesus wearing a white coat, blue scrubs, red sash and stethoscope]

Hungary 🇭🇺

The Pope Is Weak On Crime: Here's Why That's Bad For Joe Biden.

WHO is making 'the pope is weak on crime' tees

You know who else is weak on crime? Some of these NHL refs out here

What Would Jesus Do? HE WOULDN'T BE WEAK ON CRIME

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

I mean when was the last time there was a good ol' fashioned smiting?

Massive street party in Budapest right now: huge crowds dancing, hugging, crying, and opening bottles. (Reuters)