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I wrote something: sockpuppet.org/blog/2026/03...

You can sing “it’s a-me, Mario” to the tune of “Jesus Christ, superstar.” Nobody can stop you from doing this.

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no, YOU just realized that when you type "pl" as an extension but you're off by one keyboard-wise, that you type "ok" and that's beautiful

/me inadvertently checks out the first (?) night of #MarchMadness Some Rambis/Kareem type guy, with a massive bruise on one arm and a full sleeve on the other, completely tanks a free throw? which kinda reminds me of my dork-ass (tat-free) days in high school hoops TIL ROBBIE AVILA #TeamCream

alt title: LEAVE JANE WICKLINE ALONE

just saw my first `curl | claude` instead of `curl | bash` and you thought the arguments over piping to bash were contentious...

#iykyk #CyberAcronymFans

btw is it just me or are there are WAY too many Dune 3 spoilers in my feed unrelated to comments about opera or ballet by some guy whose name rhymes with ballet

a Bahstanian review-ah aftah a 10-second skim: this ah-ticle only says "wicked" once, and theha ah too many lettuh ah's b ah b finishing th' ah-ticle but c'MAHN

no, YOU'RE "comparing your age to a long-passed celebrity's age at death" years old chat, every year is lookin' bleaker and bleaker anyway, back to this 1946 movie

btw in early-ish April I'm gonna be in SCOTTSDALE!

not that I care that much - as is the tendency of my generation - but I just saw a video where somebody just said they were a "latchkey kid" but also mentioned using "caller ID" and I'm gonna need the elder millennials to weigh in (I'm still gonna age-troll you, but this is an intellectual inquiry)

"If you want to improve the model's output, you can write skill files with more specific instructions!" "Oh wow so like a file that tells the computer to do exactly what you want?" "Yep!" "You're never gonna believe this."

I have once again refused to instantly refactor my own code from ancient times (this time, 2009), but have made up for it by adding code comments with today's date in them. Please clap.

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

dunno who I'm gonna age-snipe with this, but I just realized some things about Bowling For Soup's _1985_ about an uncool mom stuck in 1985: (1) it was released over 20 years ago in 2024; and (2) the "music still on MTV" line now references a dead network

phrack.org/issues/68/2#... Another legend has crossed over. Thank you @fxv2.bsky.social for being your kind, brilliant self, whose contributions are too many to name, not just in hacking, but in being a superconnector who I now know is responsible for so many friendships & marriages. You are missed.

FX at Hashdays in Lucerne youtu.be/GVi_ZW-1bNg?...

The collaboration made the second edition so much better.

Yeah I'm not going to be okay with this one. Known for the default password list and Huawei's router backdoors, remembered always as a dear, loving friend who was always there and ready to understand. Great dancer, too. We met when spies attended his talk in Malaysia: www.zdnet.com/home-and-off...

"Farewell, Felix" - a blog post by Nico Lindner and Recurity Labs on the passing of Felix "FX" Lindner. RIP FX :( blog.recurity-labs.com/2026-03-02/F...

RIP FX - You are a legend

dear fellow neurotypical whites who are vaguely aware of a particular dialog: the right thing to say now is nothing.

Relevant to today's conversation about AI's inherent sexism, here's an email from cognitive psychologist and early AI theorist Roger Schank, arguing to Epstein that women can't be truly intelligent, because they care too much about what other people think.

Unrelated to anything else, I have commissioned some marketing material from my girlfriend and her guinea pigs and am now soliciting caption help

tfw you realize you can only remember 2/3 of the Pointer Sisters' first names 👴

🎶 I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad I'm pretty good at rhyming But my meter is bad

OMG I SUDDENLY REALIZED WHY EXCEL WANTS TO USE AI FOR SIMPLE TASKS LIKE WHEN THE HUMAN-AUTHORED CODE CAN'T HANDLE WHEN YOU WANT TO UPDATE YOUR 2025-11 AND 2025-12 ROWS TO SCROLL UP TO BRING THEM INTO 2026.

ProTip: the best way to reassure your colleagues that you have a handle on a clear self-incident, but you have extremely low bandwidth where every letter you type is delayed by 5 seconds, is to yell "DON'T WORRY" in all caps and assume your reputation will carry the weight of those two words.

been thinking about them both, recently

was reading about how Elián González went on to have a normal happy life in Cuba and he became an engineer and later a successful communist politician and honestly good for him

You can doomscroll more tomorrow.

remember log4shell, reported 4 years and <3 months ago in November 2021? Yet the date-genericizer crowd (like GitHub) apparently thinks it's OK to say it was "5 years ago". #iHateTemporalMechanics

"the [100s] of officers in the Boston police department or city emergency planning office on scene were unable to identify the figure depicted for several hours until a young staffer at Mayor Thomas Menino's office saw the media coverage and recognized the figures" thanks for saving us, Millenials

Hell yes!  Many of us have been following this story from the beginning, and I'm SO glad to see it resolved finally... arstechnica.com/security/202...

ruin a classic novel about young people with a single letter change Acne of Green Gables (Anne of Green Gables) I don't know how to do this but I thought it was funny

/me re-taps the sign. #meme

15 CWEs were “On the Cusp” of making the “2025 #CWE Top 25 Most Dangerous Software Weaknesses” list. These CWEs continue to be prevalent & severe enough to cause concern. See the “2025 On the Cusp” list here: cwe.mitre.org/top25/archiv...

Want to know the top ten #CWEs in CISA’s “Known Exploited Vulnerabilities (#KEV) Catalog”? The “2025 CWE Top 10 KEV Weaknesses” list is now available on the CWE website! List - cwe.mitre.org/top25/archiv... Key Insights - cwe.mitre.org/top25/archiv... Methodology - cwe.mitre.org/top25/archiv...

no, YOU just typed "Excessive Community Usage of Discouraged CWEs" knowing it was gonna get copy-edited out of existence

I assume it's been said already, but I'm too lazy to search, and too lazy to make a less obvious comparison. "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" is the "Star Trek: Lower Decks" of the Game of Thrones world, and I am here for it.

had to delete a folder named "$(pwd)" today. very... very..... carefully.

Sharing a meme on social media? Don't forget to include alt text! This resource from Veronica With Four Eyes (Veronica Lewis) will help you. veroniiiica.com/2018/11/29/h...

yeah. um, no. #SkyscraperLive

/me in an early draft of a preso this won't make the preso edit unless I get the voice track down? #MemberBerries