Throwback to that time I was called "a good boy :3" in Star Citizen global chat and it made me feel funny (We both spawned on a platform which did not render properly so we had to jump off and die to respawn)

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

Pentester here. “Can you hack my ex-“ No. Fuck off. Continue fucking off until you have fucked off as far as you can, then fuck off some more. Though I will say this question has gotten a lot less common the past few years. A good runner up is “lol do you penetr-“ lemme stop you right there.

Babe wake up, new reaction image just dropped

“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.” --Teddy Roosevelt (R)

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Invented a fun game. If your SO has a craft area, office, or other space they’ve made their own, have them stand in the middle of the room with their eyes closed and ask them to point to where various things are. My wife was a laser system. I had no idea how many shelves were on my bookshelf.

I'm more or less fluent in Spanish but it was still a jump-scare hearing it in a Swedish show 😭

We just finished the book. When we got to That Part (you’ll know the one if you’ve read it) his eyes got wide and we had a sidebar talk about how books can get really dark really quickly. He loved it, and I gave him the copy we read together which made him cry 😭

So my mom is a big Kincaide fan (yes I know) and got this for my son. I had a hearty laugh at the numbering on the bottom.

Fell down a rabbit hole and landed on a bot account you can follow and it will follow back and reply to all your posts with something positive. Just pull the plug. It’s the Stone Age for me. I don’t want to interact with or perceive any technology more recent than a slightly sharp piece of flint.

I see no seasoning. And no this isn’t simply a “lol white people don’t season their food” thing this is a specific “I genuinely cannot visually detect any herbs or spices anywhere” thing. Those potatoes have also been mashed to the consistency of C4. … Plain macaroni?!

These words in this order would kill a Victorian youth outright

I may… have gone a little manic. While decorating. And again while redecorating. And just narrowly avoided a second snow storm trip for additional garlands and lights.

“The most American holiday” says the Vice President of the United States of America 🇺🇸 🦅 💥 Also this has real “Women don’t actually enjoy sex in my experience” energy

#Swedish milestone: My son asked how to say “Can I use my headphones in the car?” and while not a direct translation, I was able to give him the same general idea with “Kan jag lyssna på music i bilen, tack?” Off the top of my head pretty easily 🙂

Okay so apparently there isn’t a completely standard term

I’ve been watching a Swedish show on Netflix called “Bonus Family” to practice my listening comprehension and learn some common conversational phrases. Sometimes the subtitles translate things funny, like when a character says “Fuck that” or something in English and they subtitle it as “No way!”

Went to an indoor farmers market today and a vendor was selling very recognizably AI-generated pins and buttons, along with low-effort trendy stuff like freeze dried candy. Then had the audacity to tell us “Thanks for supporting local vendors” passive aggressively when we passed them over. cont.

Introduce yourself with the first 16 numbers of your credit card, its expiration date and CVC code, and the full name and billing address associated with it.

Star Citizen is like if they made a game where it works 50% of the time and the other 50% ranges from mildly annoying to game-breaking

I’m not a film critic, but it feels like the MCU is going to have so many characters in a single movie at some point that the entire movie will consist solely of 10-second clips of each character saying something witty in order to give them all screen time. And throw in a marketable plushie.

*loud excited voice* When I say I want to hear about your niche interests, this is what I mean! Please tell me all about the book trade in early 1700s England towns! I specifically want to hear how the floor nearly collapsed from all the attendees at a Leeds sale! Right into my veins!

Obligatory thankfulness post: I’m thankful for friends who have… unique, we’ll say, senses of humor.

*ahem* “I’m not gonna get too fancy with it this year” he lied to God and himself

Reminder to start thawing your turkeys two months ago and if you didn’t then you are bad and should feel bad

That's because they have no idea what's coming. They've never lived through a recession as an adult.

Me: "I know, I'll listen to Swedish Twitch streams while I game so I can practice liste- wow they say fuck a lot. Those... those are not words I have learned but I think I can figure them out from context."

My unhealthy coping mechanism is clinging to books and reading a ton. Anyway I have read 6 books (several of which are over to 500 pages long) in the last month.

SNO! ❄️😃

School: “Do you have any suggestions for better supporting your child in class during difficult moments?” Us: *gives reasonable list of ideas* School: “Yeah that’s not gonna work. Best we can offer is nothing.”

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I feel like “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs“ needs a cinematic universe treatment. “Rainy with a side of Potatoes au Gratin” “Low Pressure Front with Garlic Herb Butter” “Scattered Showers in the Morning Leading into Late Afternoon Snow on a Bed of Wild Rice”

Goth Girl Look at Fog Without Mentioning Silent Hill Challenge. Difficulty: Impossible.

Imagine this: It’s November. It’s freezing rain out. You missed breakfast. Your boss says you have to work overtime. The minutes turn to hours. And on top of all of that, you know the worst part? The last place you were at was some mill in Wisconsin.

I don’t ever want Impostor Syndrome to call me again. I swear to fuck if I had no morals I’d be disgustingly rich.

Unless the next words are “OF THE RING” I’m not answering.

I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.

Chess pedant: “It’s called a Rook, not a Castle” Chess pedant: *castles*

I am happy to report that “O Brother Where Art Thou” absolutely still holds up

Concerned about “Milk x”

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I learned today that my spoken Swedish is… not so great  Had an opportunity to practice speaking at an art show today, and it was really loud so I had trouble hearing in the first place, but my recall speaking vs writing was horrendous, lol. Gotta work on that. #langsky

I have only seen the Epstein emails that have come across my timeline, but are they all written like the “how is babby formed” post?

Nytt distracted boyfriend-format just dropped

This cat looks like how I feel

A cursed realization: Some kid has probably asked in history class why the Roman emperors used the “like and subscribe emoji” at the end of gladiator battles

“The Untold Story” there is a six minute song about this exact topic

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