BIG BOOM 😨

They’ll kill me for leaking this, but you can just put stale baguette slices in a steamer pot for like 20 seconds. Comes out soft but not soggy.

It’s May where’s my Esquie plush

Read a book that has been on sitting on my shelf for months? ❌ Read a book that I just heard about 3 seconds ago? ✅

Genuine question: I kind of wanted to get this game but I don’t really want to put a penny in the pocket of the publisher until they have paid out the developers. Does a mass boycott of buying the game stand any chance of helping the devs or could it only hurt them?

My wife has been talking about rocks for at least half an hour and I love her

Lasagna for friends to celebrate good things ♥️ Homemade sauce, homemade pasta, homemade Bolognese, and a delightful ricotta mixture from my wife.

A hobby of mine is commenting nonsensical chess notations on those "Daily Chess Puzzle" posts and watching people rage "cJ11, easy check"

Can I say something and you promise you won’t get mad?

Imagine this: It’s November. It’s freezing rain out. You missed breakfast. Your boss says you have to work overtime. The minutes turn to hours. And on top of all of that, you know the worst part? The last place you were at was some mill in Wisconsin.

Hey so if you play #Windrose I discovered a lil hacky hack to build truly in-air floating structures www.reddit.com/r/crosswind/...

One hour to go!

Folks I have bad news

Guys it’s okay, everything is better now. The DOW hit 50,000 again.

Tonight!

*taps the sign*

The existence of the Shadowlands episode of Bluey implies the existence of Bluey: The Burning Crusade, Bluey: Wrath of the Lich King, and Bluey: Mists of Pandaria

May 14th meeting info is up! This month's talk by floofinfried is titled "Fascinating(ly Fucked) Fabric Facts" - Details below: dc612.org/index.php/20...

I am officially too old because what the fuck is Orbs

Bad news, all the fucks got together and formed a cluster

Was flipping through one of the streaming apps last night and there was a category called something like “What Moms Watch“ and there wasn’t a single sword in the entire lineup. In my experience, completely unrealistic.

If you see this post a goth or punk girl #artsky 😈🎨🦇🩸 Prints available here: stinasdemons.bigcartel.com/product/im-a...

I was once called an “unqualified idiot“ by a client. Which is offensive, because I am a perfectly qualified idiot.

A single letter can very often change the entire meaning of something. Soil your *plants* is good.

spaghetti is plural so one piece is a spaghetto

So you can name your ships in Windrose

[Infosec Attenborough voice, about management] Observe this curious behaviour here, as the senior manager sacrifices the junior to protect its own position, by stating “It’s an accepted risk” after denying the junior’s request for additional security funding

Feed a goth girl cheese curds today

It’s so weird being at the point of learning a new language where you can understand something like “I had been out walking my dog when a cat darted out from the trees” but not “I am bored” Context helps so much with language acquisition

Real “Kuzco’s poison” energy

I was going to just play games solo tonight but I flipped off that introvert switch in my head and started a new Windrose run with two folks from Discord. Most fun I’ve had in ages. 10/10 will do again. Turns out when you’re open to socializing, people socialize with you. Who knew?

Positive indicator: I am apparently still young enough that when I fall my first instinct is to laugh about it

Courtesy of my wife

Me talking to anyone slightly younger than myself

And there is so *much* everything

God this is so real

Achievement unlocked: fell asleep on my wife who then fell asleep on me

Hamburger help us like you said you would.

OHHHH cuz it sounds like “May the Force”

An Anecdote of Two Cities #SlightlyDiminishABook

The silliness is loadbearing, do not remove it. Please continue

Please let this happen it would be the funniest fucking thing ever

Old book at the bookstore. Did not see “FINIS” at first.

I’m so close to being verified on Vgen~ just need to sell two more commissions! 💕🙏 any shares would be appreciated!

Just popping in to say that Gladiator still absolutely holds up over a quarter of a century later.

Happy Halloween! 🎃🦇🍂👻💀

Beautifully said, darth bagel with big naturals

You put up security cameras to protect yourself and your loved ones. I put up security cameras to know the instant packages are delivered. We are not the same.