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Pro Tip: When discussing software testing, it’s a “happy path test” not a “happy trail test”

*opens bluesky* *sees “medbed”* *closes bluesky*

There’s an ancient Buddhist saying: Before CISSP, chop wood, carry water. After CISSP, manage cross-functional teams to facilitate multi-material transport while maximizing shareholder value.

Uhhh yeah, the disco Look at those moves

Got my performance review.

I passed my CISSP today! During the exam I felt like I had no idea what I was doing, but I passed at 100 at around the hour mark.

I have an email address that is older than some of my colleagues. My actual bones cried out in terror when I found that out.

0% of people who say “Let’s tone down the rhetoric” actually know what rhetoric is

These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.

I understood about half of these words and the other half made immediate sense from the picture 🇸🇪

None of those “How To Interpret Dreams” books apply to me. Most are like “Dreams about money mean you’re stressed ☹️” Last night I dreamed @dethveggie.bsky.social threw a pool party in an abandoned hotel and taught me how to marinade pork shoulder with pool water. I’ll wait.

How funny would it be if every single predicted Rapture was actually correct and humans are just that fucked up

Once again reposting this absolute cinema www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGj_...

Every so often I take 2d6 psychic damage when I remember that there are a non-trivial amount of people who think “trans” is a plural noun.

Well it definitely fuckin’ isn’t that

Bad news, everyone: After two decades of coding, I’ve made the decision to finally learn Java. Please keep me in your thoughts.

Hot Take: La Croix tastes fine, people’s taste buds are just fried because a single can of pop has nearly your daily sugar intake

I don’t want more infosec Summits. I want Trenches. Nobody in management is allowed to speak. Vendors are selling cool shit instead of AI. Food is local and eaten with your hands. Price is $100 but you get in free if your C-levels show off their vacation photos in the yearly all-hands.

Time for part 12 of my Final Fantasy VII Rebirth playthrough! Subathon day 6! www.twitch.tv/zombiecheshi...

I have another Rapture observation. If it’s supposed to happen on a given day, does it follow timezones? Like are there rolling outages? Where does it begin? GMT? If I take a really fast jet from one zone to another in which it already happened can I avoid it?

So apparently the Rapture is this Tuesday. The Bible says that nobody will know the day or hour. So if we just get 366 people to be entirely convinced that they know the day and rotate them each year, we’re safe forever. The old “pop quiz next week” paradox.

Of all the languages I have studied, Swedish has the best compound words, and it’s not even close 🇸🇪

In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."

Anyway today I have hit my knee, my hip, and my head against opposite sides of my bed frame across two separate occasions.

Wife: You’re really batting a thousand there aren’t ya? Me: I’m not even in the ballpark. I’m at home. Playing ping pong. Against myself. And losing.

Setup at @animewonderfest.com at the MN State Fair Grounds~

Gonna start writing my pentest findings like recipes on food blogs “It was a crisp Autumn morning, and the smell of freshly cracked hashes transported me back to my childhood home”

Holy FUCK that was good BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS!

Lego Shawshank Redemption

Worst ideas for new Lego games, go

Get a couple more and you could open a Jimmy Buffet

Subathon day5! Vibing and learning Vroid studio! www.twitch.tv/zombiecheshi...

I don’t have a train of thought, I have a clown car of worries

If anyone wants to join me, in about 10 minutes I’ll be laying in bed vividly imagining I’m walking through an arboretum the size of a small country.

Lately it’s been all shits, no giggles

Happy 3²/4²/5² Day to all.

Lately, people who used to be about my age are now in their 30s and 40s. We gotta figure out what's going on there

if u see this quote with the energy u bring to bluesky

Installed Blender on an old PC, gave the six year old basic instructions, and walked away. This should be interesting.

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

This is entrapment

Having to remind myself more and more lately that I have free will which means: - I can just have a lil treat - I can eat healthy as well - I can choose to be unbothered by bothersome people who would delight in my being bothered - I can just have a lil treat

When I first learned that British people pronounce the letter Z as “zed” I was quite surpriz.

I’m currently at a restaurant watching a whole entire man eat a plate of chicken and waffles completely separately. He isn’t even alternating bites, he has nearly finished the waffles and has not touched the chicken at all. My guy that is now two separate dishes. You have chicken. And waffles.

Finally got a proper wooden mug after nearly two decades of attending RenFest. Seasoned it with an Oktoberfest first, then some water (because it was eighty fucking four degrees today), and finally some pickle juice because that’s a thing.

Looking for short term video editing work to cover an unexpected medical bill! ⚠️ I've got 3 years of experience creating short-form clips, stream highlights, music videos, & compilations for #Vtubers.