memento moron. "remember you are stupid"

Why do they call it the Sopranos when he's clearly a bass

I don't usually express sentiments like this but: Kayne has always had really weak beats. The snare drum is never allowed to cut through.

awesome org-wide issue at work today: new customer has the last name null, which fucked up like all of our tables

Apparently it's St George's Day 🐉

None of my posts are any good. I'm sorry, hypothetical infinite future version of myself. I tried the best I could

it's 4/20 for the Americas and this year I'd like to do what I do every year... this is the best my country has to offer - the Four 'n Twenty Pie (the Great Australian Taste)

GUY IN THE FLYING SAUCER: Yes so what we're doing is we're using the tractor beam to drag the concept of "funniness" along the number line from 69 to 67. It's slowly flowing that way and you should be able to feel the effects of it by now.

Good news: Crime has been made illegal

our retro-styled game is a love letter to the era when games sucked ass

Sorry, You Wouldn't Want This Star it's Stupid I Shouldn't Have Even Brought it Up I'm Sorry

There's a good joke about non-constructive proofs

i get why ghost dog was so into this book. it's funny as hell

A horse walks into a bar and says "None of this is real. It's just a scenario in your imagination."

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

Australian magpie. Oil on canvas paper #birds #sciart

BARITONE ON STAGE: PS3. PS3 has no games DATE: this new john adams opera sucks ME: gotta admit early 10s /v/ is a good subject though TENOR: 360 degrees and walk away. Walk away. No games! ALL SINGERS, UNISON: No games! No games! DATE: no i don't ME: shh. They're about to do the god hand greentext

remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am

They just hit the Prime Minister with a bag of Chia Flour

Rotating the blunt around the central axis of the blunt

I watched Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby come into existence with two distinct though related meanings. Now it seems one meaning has won.

dear mother I cannot weave, slender aphrodite has destroyed my loom with a big hammer

The theory goes that when you are 13, you are prompted to change your name to something else. The opponents of this theory say that the average 13yrold should not be allowed to change their name because they will pick one like Lionheart Excalibur. I say: Correct; but the 13yrold is right to do so.

posting comics on the internet gets you nothing materially. however I still think about "funeral for our table"

Flippin thru a big stack of old furry comics i bought and this got my ass good

I'm going to the Nintendo Corporation Headquarters and withdrawing every single Pokemon from their private PC so that they can't use them in games anymore

Why am I still posting. I think they should ban it. It obviously doesn't do me any good. But then they don't ban the pokies either.

I think the time is right for the first catgirl popstar

According to internal files and interviews, Luigi has been part of Super Mario 64 for 85% of its development time. New insights from development data allow us to narrow down when exactly he was abandoned, being the two weeks between February 6, 1996 and February 20, 1996.

me after eauting five packs of Glow sticks

RIP Elaine Radigue. I was introduced to the Songs of Milarepa, which are beautiful.

It's uncanny how easy it is

Do you think if I took over an island and claimed it in the name of King Gizzard that I could get away with it

I wonder how many sexy versions of Family Guy are being generated with diffusion tooling

Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes

Sigh. I remember my robot son. It was so easy. You just fed him garbage (my posts) and he would regurgitate it. We used to laugh and laugh.

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

My new trading service is where you trade things that are $80-120 in value if bought at retail prices. You cannot trade things that cost more than this, or things that cost less.

Freaky freaking birdthing that I saw on a 1960s record ad

I won the Superbowl. Hurray.

Since Valentine's Day is approaching, I'm reposting some of my past Valentine's comics.

I do not like how "autistic" has supplanted "nerd" as a term given to people who actually care about craft and getting details right. Not that I liked "nerd" either, in its negative valence.

If you ever feel like getting in touch with somebody but feel like maybe it's been too long, consider I am currently experiencing a Billy Pilgrim-esque situation where all the periods of my life are superimposed and immediately accessible

Trolley Problem (Other One): Why are they called trollies in America but trams in Australia?

Standing room only espresso bar

I can distantly hear the strains of Sister Nancy's "Bam Bam" (1982). Life seems very postmodern.