They just hit the Prime Minister with a bag of Chia Flour

Rotating the blunt around the central axis of the blunt

I watched Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby come into existence with two distinct though related meanings. Now it seems one meaning has won.

dear mother I cannot weave, slender aphrodite has destroyed my loom with a big hammer

The theory goes that when you are 13, you are prompted to change your name to something else. The opponents of this theory say that the average 13yrold should not be allowed to change their name because they will pick one like Lionheart Excalibur. I say: Correct; but the 13yrold is right to do so.

posting comics on the internet gets you nothing materially. however I still think about "funeral for our table"

Flippin thru a big stack of old furry comics i bought and this got my ass good

I'm going to the Nintendo Corporation Headquarters and withdrawing every single Pokemon from their private PC so that they can't use them in games anymore

Why am I still posting. I think they should ban it. It obviously doesn't do me any good. But then they don't ban the pokies either.

I think the time is right for the first catgirl popstar

According to internal files and interviews, Luigi has been part of Super Mario 64 for 85% of its development time. New insights from development data allow us to narrow down when exactly he was abandoned, being the two weeks between February 6, 1996 and February 20, 1996.

me after eauting five packs of Glow sticks

RIP Elaine Radigue. I was introduced to the Songs of Milarepa, which are beautiful.

It's uncanny how easy it is

Do you think if I took over an island and claimed it in the name of King Gizzard that I could get away with it

I wonder how many sexy versions of Family Guy are being generated with diffusion tooling

Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes

Sigh. I remember my robot son. It was so easy. You just fed him garbage (my posts) and he would regurgitate it. We used to laugh and laugh.

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

My new trading service is where you trade things that are $80-120 in value if bought at retail prices. You cannot trade things that cost more than this, or things that cost less.

Freaky freaking birdthing that I saw on a 1960s record ad

I won the Superbowl. Hurray.

Since Valentine's Day is approaching, I'm reposting some of my past Valentine's comics.

I do not like how "autistic" has supplanted "nerd" as a term given to people who actually care about craft and getting details right. Not that I liked "nerd" either, in its negative valence.

If you ever feel like getting in touch with somebody but feel like maybe it's been too long, consider I am currently experiencing a Billy Pilgrim-esque situation where all the periods of my life are superimposed and immediately accessible

Trolley Problem (Other One): Why are they called trollies in America but trams in Australia?

Standing room only espresso bar

I can distantly hear the strains of Sister Nancy's "Bam Bam" (1982). Life seems very postmodern.

We need to get the world onto Coordinated Soul Time (CST)

i don’t want to know what the AI algorithm thinks something looks like, i want to know what you think something looks like

The artist's fetish as explained in a 600 word artist's statement

Damn @codexgator.space Hot bird summer is here....

i have to share this amazing birthday present @blujaymacaw.bsky.social painted for me i'm losing my MIND

Spooky Story: There was a knock at the door. I opened it and there was a frankenstein at the door.

I'm getting older, and reflecting on the important things in my life. And one conclusion I've come to is that I'm probably going to have to build the Dinotopia raptor scroll-wheel treadmill myself. Nobody is going to do it for me.

Let's go to a cabin in the woods and turn into wolves.

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Prediction: Glut of Zootopia AI videos of Nick savaging Judy in a rush of blood and gore

I know exactly who needs to hear this. *releases messenger pigeon with scroll attached to it; it quickly flies upward and east until it's out of sight*

It's ptarmigeddon! These guys are a lot harder to see now that the snow is on the ground. #birds 🌿

I have come around on some LLM usage - they work well in roughly parsing large amounts of information, which is good for web search - but the first person thing makes me want to hit them with a baseball bat.

New Game Minus. It's worse now

I've noticed Ben Lerner is doing the introductions to numerous new books I have seen available. Good for him. This sort of thing is how I learned about David Markson.

What's the best clown college to go to

The problem of "AI" by which I mean the problem of people using the term "AI" in newspaper headlines or in speeches or anywhere really. What does that mean? It could mean one of a thousand related things at this point.