Upper Midwest Translator: "Oh, that's not a good idea!" = "You're in real danger." "I don't plan to let you do that." = "I'm about to twist your head off of your shoulders."

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

Easy spaghetti on a cold and snowy night. What's everyone else having?

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Here's the story of Celestine V. He was the last Pope prior to Benedict XVI to resign the papacy, and his tale is a mix of both hilarity and tragedy.

This is the CUTTING EDGE of FAFO technology, I am in awe, even if this is fake I applaud this poster for generating a truly masterful playbook

Potato soup day.

My sign today.

Duetting subcontrabass saxophones. This is unspeakably cool. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vabh...

nic cage movie posters but with muppets: thread

Skin? Flawless Face? Flawless Story? Flawless BLACKS RULE

What the hell happened to this dude? He was the worst Democratic in Southeast Michigan for years and he's turned into a firebrand.

The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished. I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy. Time to melt ICE.

Red beans and rice night tonight. What's everyone else having?

Don't crime on the public Internet.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

Happy New Year to all my east coast buddies - insert whatever sappy sentiment here you want, it’s probably true and from the heart I’ll just be over here in the 2025 hellscape for the next three hours youtu.be/7wEMnVpvEKE?...

it's that time

Good riddance. Let's spend 2026 not actively destroying the world, mkay?

Happy new year, my friends. Let's make 2026 better for everyone.

We played for you but you would not sing No one was going to get away with anything www.youtube.com/watch?v=m56B...

Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!

King John's tomb, Worcester Cathedral, Worcester UK.

Always in an All Hail West Texas mood: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

In a Decemberists mood tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sys...

Remembering spring.

This is the answer. Or maybe one of the correct answers.

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

I'm your dad today. Love you, I'm proud of you, and if anyone tries stopping you from being your most authentic, happiest self, I will destroy them. Merry Christmas.

When the most toxic couple you know breaks up and makes it everyone's problem

"I hate Jews, the anabaptists, the Mohammedans, the Turk, and the perfidious Boer" you are a 19th century British military officer named Colonel Wilburton J. Fairfax III. Get off the internet and go back to the Northwest Military Frontier.

“Have you guys figured out the sex yet?” Uh yeah we figured out the sex that’s how we got the baby??

trans kids, we are going to keep fighting for you. you don't deserve to have to wait and suffer if god forbid you do have to wait until you're 18, I'm so sorry. there is still a future. I started this socially at 38 and HRT at 39 but we are not going to give up on you

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

No way, no war.

Hey y'all, if any of you eat Icelandic Provisions skyr, my best friend found a piece of fkn glass in their yogurt cup this morning. Avoid any Icelandic Provisions Vanilla with an expiry of 12/27/25 and lot number "16:52 NL6 36-1731 S1". @deborahb.bsky.social @notalegalrecord.net @ryan.blacksky.app

my name is cow and wen its nite and when a star is shiyning brite and three wise men give me the nod i walk up close I lik the God

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

Another thing, kind of obvious from the chart, is that the dollars per worker hour has gone through the roof in the last 40 years. Companies are making gigantic revenues but worker wages have been fairly flat by comparison. The people working these jobs should be rolling in money and mostly aren't.

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On Aug 24, 1869, Ohio Rep. John Bingham, principal framer of the 14th amendment, gave a remarkable speech on “Equal Rights-Impartial Suffrage,” in which he said of those who sought to reject the principal of birthright citizenship, “no greater political atrocity than this can possibly be committed.”

God bless your crooked little heart

It's a hot soup kind of night.

Buster Keaton was really something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWEj...