HR situation incoming

[Guy from New York City]: The House-ton Astros.

Do u even bird dress bro?

Today at 4:30 at the Nest Climate Campus, Audubon scientists will be discussing our new report, which identifies priority areas for bird habitat, carbon storage, and benefits to under-represented communities. Learn more about the study here, and join us at Javits! www.audubon.org/press-room/n...

[wakes up after having to go to bed early, checks phone] lol Phillies [prepares to attack the day]

With my colleagues at the @climategroup.bsky.social hub talking about Audubon’s Conservation Ranching program for New York Climate Week audubon.org/our-work/prair…

Shana tovah, mishpucha. 5786 is gonna rule. 🍎🍯

The haters must be so sick right now. Just violently ill

I LOVE YOU BEAUTIFUL LARGE STRANGERS AND I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND

I am shocked SHOCKED to find offense taking place in this establishment

I would like to congratulate my largest sons on rediscovering: the passing game ✨

Regrettably it is abundantly clear that these large strangers are the only thing keeping me succumbing into a dark pit of madness so what I’m saying is that I really need this half to be the opposite of…whatever that was.

You can’t let fascism AND the Rams win today

And if you come to the Nest Climate Campus on Wednesday afternoon, you'll hear our top scientists talk about this new report, linking areas that serve critical bird habitat, natural carbon storage, and under-represented communities. It's birds! It's people! It's FREE! www.audubon.org/press-room/n...

Come hang out with me at New York Climate Week! Audubon will be at the Climate Hub and Nest Climate Campus at Javits and a bunch of other places. A list of Audubon events can be found here: www.audubon.org/our-work/cli...

Based on my own shirty responses to my otherwise usually lovely and even-tempered colleagues' shirty responses I think I can say that no one with a good heart right is doing entirely well right now.

This is always one of the best days at Bird Inc. Put off whatever you have to do today and look at some really good birds. You'll be glad you did. www.audubon.org/magazine/202...

Sad: Working on mandatory professional development goals after hours. Sadder: Being so sure you solved the goddamn cryptex of requirements that HR issued for said goals that you can no longer STOP working on the goals BECAUSE I CRACKED THE CODE OK I CAN'T LET IT UNCRACK

NEW CLIMATE STUDY: Audubon researchers have identified the places in the United States where conservation efforts would maximize a triple benefit to protect bird habitat, store and sequester carbon, and improve well-being of local communities www.audubon.org/press-room/n...

Hi! Today @quantamagazine.bsky.social published a special issue on climate science, featuring stories about how Earth's climate fundamentally works that I needed to read after covering climate impacts for so many years. I hope you'll check it out! <3 www.quantamagazine.org/how-we-came-...

Karen is a phenomenal journalist and has been a stalwart champion for human rights simply for telling the god's honest truth. This is beyond shameful.

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

Me: I’m not even that dramatic Also me:

Go birds. The Phanatic is a bird.

But a Giants loss means that the Phillies have clinched a spot in the postseason. Red October soon

EVERY TONGUE THAT RISES AGAINST JAKE ELLIOT SHALL FALL

I’m going to be an absolute menace in the office tomorrow. I can feel it. This is about: Sports.

It’s called a floating holiday, HR, please respect my culture.

I greatly appreciate all of these people

Penny meowed an announcement, looked me dead in the eyes and took a dump on the floor so even she is getting on board with everyone and their cat apparently feeling the urge to leave a steaming hot take today.

Smiling serenely on the Zoom while my rabbit throws her litterbox against her cage repeatedly sending detritus everywhere and generally raising hell.

wowwwwwwwwwwww this just unlocked files in my head I forgot ever existed. Also keep those torches lit, you guys, true love waits or whatever. Jesus, these are silly times.

I said suck it, Worst Kennedy Ever 💉💉

Spotted and heard a whinnying Downy Woodpecker during my last swim in the outdoor city pool of the season #poolbirding

Season 17 on this barstool, Go Birds

A very Go Birds to you and yours this fine morning.

Update: we are on course for chaos, praise be

If the rest of the week plays out the way this day has then there is no doubt in my mind that I will absolutely be the worst version of myself come kickoff time Thursday against Dallas and I am looking forward to every cathartically murderous moment.

Happy Labor Day, y’all.

Rabbit rabbit (Did I take this photo while singing “I like to rabbit rabbit” à la “I like to move it move it”? Guess you had to be here to find out)

Phillies facing a villain from an 80s college sex romp movie

Schrödinger's Trump, LFG, let me have this

Today is the 20th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, and I don't have anything especially smart to add to the discussion other than the fact that even though 20 years is a long time, have some grace for some folks for whom this feels like yesterday, and are having a tough one.

The ACTUAL Kyle Schwarber. Build him a little penthouse. Airlift him sandwiches and all manner of tasty treats. Let my hoagie-shaped son lord over his dominion like a king.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

There aren't many stories that prompt gasps at our editors' daily budget meeting. But this was one.

In one week: are you ready for some…

[Marked safe from having to get anywhere near Citi Field today]