If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that

Out of the frying pan, into the fire - that’s what it probably feels like stepping out of the prison bus and onto the soil right in front of a prison. Reading this piece may help you understand this, if only a little. Read “Prison: Chapter 1” by Sebastian Corvette sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....

Yes, I wrote a piece in this entitled "Prison - Chapter 1". Yes, it's about prison. Yes, THAT prison. The place where evil folks go to get punished... Yeah. No, I did not do research for this - prison is in quite a few movies, TVs, and book Any other questions? sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....

Being a reader and a writer is a life sentence. We are all, in a sense, cellmates. To celebrate our union, our first issue, "Sentenced to Prison" is now live on the website. sentencedlit.com/te.15092025.... @plethodon.bsky.social @wordlelover.bsky.social

When you visit the bank, cash is king

I want to name my son Pablo, but I'm afraid the other kids will give him the nickname "Pablum" and he'll never live it down

Whether you read at a kindergarten level, at a third grade level, or at another level entirely, there's something here for everyone. I will have something in the next issue, but it was deemed "too subversive" for issue #0

John Lennon (afraid of ghosts): Imagine no possessions...

Why don't we call a 53% waning gibbous what it is... a freaking half moon. I mean come on....

I have a friend who's very tan & whenever someone says "orange man bad" or "we have a cheeto in the white house", he cries for hours.... So maybe cool it on those kinds of remarks???

Didn't think twice about accepting all cookies from Cabot Farms' website. You make Greek yogurt as well as Cabot Farms and you've earned the right to give me as many cookies as you please

Hickory Nut Gorge Green Salamander??? Crevice Yonahlossee??? Blue Ridge Two-lined??? With a thunderstorm to boot??? NC really is one of the greatest states

Hello Mr. Sullenburger, one last mission for you. You are to be the pilot of Air Force One. Do you remember the "miracle on the Hudson"? You are to perform another one... only this time.... hold the miracle

🚨NEW SULLY: Tune in to Sully's newest GIF, with his newest co-pilot! Part 1 #SullyGifs

Flag day and Fathers' day fall on the same weekend this year. Don't bother traveling anywhere, this is going to be Thanksgiving on steroids

Better luck next time pal. Now why don't you buzz off?

LFG!!!

Today will go down in history as one of the best nudibranch days of all time

The term "back burner" has always been funny to me. My back burner has the heat of a thousand suns. Guess I bought the wrong stove 😅

We've become so technologically advanced that it's possible to watch Blended on plutoTV

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

That awkward moment when you make a faux pas in front of your peer or peers... 🤦‍♂️

"Time is running out" Time is here to stay. Fuck you

A time capsule sounds like it would be incredibly futuristic. In reality, it's anything but..

Can anyone point me to some great April Fools' pranks? Would love to get fooled 😁

The rat race sounds like one of the most fun things imaginable

If I ran a Zoo, I would forgo the standard animals and only have the animals you rarely see at zoos I'm talking aardvarks, sun bears, pangolins, shoebills, Pallas' cats, saiga antelopes, jaguarundis, silky anteaters, prehensile-tailed porcupines, sloth bears, tapirs, marine iguanas, you name it.

You never see aardvarks at zoos. It's sad but all too true

The fear inspired by the phrase "there's a new sheriff in town" reveals that people think of current sheriffs as so impotent that ANY replacement is intimidating. They don't even have to ask who the new sheriff is. And pretty soon the new sheriff in town will be viewed just the same

New streamer "Monsieur Manners" has been gaining traction on twitch

If you're a shopkeeper, you should always have at least one item that sells for a million dollars. Just in case a big spender comes in

Charlie Brown: Can't anyone tell me the meaning of Christmas?! Linus:

I don't get how Harry Bailey was able to slide so much further than kids much larger than him

Any port in a storm? Sailors know that there are some ports that just... aren't worth mooring at. I'd rather capsize 🤣 Like this post if you know the ports I'm talking about 😁

Where'd all the damn dalmatians go??

They call it "making fun", but it's anything BUT fun if you're on the receiving end....

Eli getting his milkshake drank up by Daniel Plainview

Christmas is coming on time this year, as it always does

Just saw a video of a dog riding a skateboard, but it didn't really do it for me It has to be a bulldog, or I just can't get into it

Characters in movies shouldn't be texting while onscreen. We, the movie-goers, afford them that respect. They should give us the same

Startracker app just gave me a notification that there's a half moon tonight..

My mind just created this incredible new creature

this is just The Stormlight Archives

Have you heard the news? They're saying Horse Appleman is coming to town!

I worked incredibly hard on my film "Movie: The Movie" and will be working on a major theatrical release. Test screening results were positive and I'm certain it'll shake the film industry in a major way

Why aren't more people talking about this??

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson has been cast as Willy Wanka in the next installment of the Wonka franchise. This news comes after reports of Timotee's departure due to a row with the director.