What the fuck is a "midnight toker"? Smoke weed before work like a fucking adult

The funniest part of this is acetaminophen is the (perfectly safe) drug. Tylenol is a *brand*, and by attacking the brand and not the drug, the US government has just given Kenvue a massive gift when this goes to court. Their lawyers are likely drooling right now.

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

Lubna is my friend and an incredibly dedicated mother who needs our help Please, she and her children deserve so much more than this 💔

oh fuck put it in my veins; it’s getting better known DNC shills: GWAR

im goeng stupid fucken bigmode

Wow I just saw jimmy kimmell on the television and laughed That hasn't happened in actual decades

I could say a lot just about that sentence. Medicine is not common sense. It's research and effort and it takes time. There is no "common sense" shortcut to understanding human biology.

one of the drivers of the nazi rise to power was that a ton of ppl got disabled by the 1918 flu pandemic and so conservatives started crowing about how expensive it is to care for all these useless non-workers and then the nazis started just killing them so, if you were wondering where this is going

Hans Asperger, a Nazi, developed the Asperger’s syndrome diagnosis as a way to separate autistic people who could work and go to the work camps from autistic people who couldn’t work and were sent to death camps. All of this happened before the widespread use of Tylenol.

Which painkiller you take is now a culture war signifier

Mohammed is trapped with his kids and he is desperately trying to evacuate. Trying to help him get some money together to hopefully get a truck (he’s on the list with the group that is helping with evacuations but I’m worried where he is might be too dangerous to wait)

Looking forward to learning all about this new and exciting facet of medical pseudoscience Hell, I am shocked they even mentioned a potential mechanism

Monaco formally recognizes the State of Palestine.

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

America is going to ban Tylenol before guns.

BREAKING: President Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence.

Why Tylenol?

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

Watching a panel on "urbanism as climate action." This is a huge, burgeoning field/idea/movement, but the desiccated boomer counsels who decide where climate funding goes are *clueless* about it and so it has to seek funding elsewhere.

what if rapture just take trump, Pepito? 🐈‍⬛

Spite is as good a reason to stay alive as any

he doesn’t even know how to say the name of the damn drug he’s talking about restricting

BREAKING: Our opposition and upset over Jimmy Kimmel being taken off air have led to Kimmel coming back. Let's organize that much noise for reporters like Mario Guevara detained (despite being here legally) for filming police & ICE:

Just in case it finally disappears, the CDC page I've been obsessively refreshing for months is currently still there, confirming that vaccines do not cause autism

So odd, this - because one of MAGA's greatest fears, and reasoning for a literal terror campaign is 'men dressing up as something they are not and assaulting women'.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

rhymes with schmob schminterview

Sometimes I’m a little regretful that in my time as an evangelical kid I never got to participate in any mass Rapture hysteria—just my own little private panic attacks all through childhood every time I entered a room I thought someone would be in and found it empty

Whichever one Kojima wants them to do

my anxiety is chronic but my depression is clinical (and also chronic)

I DON'T WANNA EAT NEAR YOUR DOG AND I DON'T WANT EM IN THE GROCERY STORE NEITHER

If there were a loving god he would rid me of this meddlesome priest

Cheerleading the rapture

Please help Olfat get the care she needs and food and shelter for her family

this seems like such a deeply fucked up thing to say to a small child

A funny thing about RFK announcing he is pinning autism on Tylenol, is that this immediately pissed off a whole lot of anti-vaxxers who had their own pet theories for abusing kids. Many of whom are probably sending him death threats right now. Do you think between now and then he'll hedge on it?

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Ma'am I can see you not tipping me You don't need to tell me and apologizing when you can clearly afford it is just making this worse

Thinking back to middle school football when an adult called me the f-word for pulling nervously at the bottom of my shirt

not loving how fast the r-slur came back from the grave where it belonged

god damn caffeine is so fake

It’s almost if the ruling classes are - without exception - all lying shit bags who give zero fucks about anything other than the accumulation of wealth and power.

This is an emergency🚨 We’re living through very difficult days here in Gaza! I just want to save my daughter and family from hunger & death😩 We’ve no real food, only canned food that harms our bodies and prices are very high, beyond our means💔 Pls help🙏 gofund.me/f360b56e3 @mommunism.bsky.social

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Amen

IDF soldiers won't get this joke