PICARD: got another complaint about you chief O'BRIEN: is it barclay PICARD: it's about you smoking in the transporter room O'BRIEN: barclay's a fucking liar PICARD: secondhand smoke is a very serious thing O'BRIEN: i never smoke when he's in there PICARD: he says it teleported into his lungs

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

[breading a hat] I love the taste of scotch bonnet

this headline is certainly a New York Mining Disaster 1941

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

We can't stop here, Mistah J! This is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_...

Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham

"Rubble girl, rubble girl, rubble girl you are the queen of my world" - Me, having fallen head over heels for a sexy golem

Sagittarius: As a fire sign, never forget the flame that burns inside of you. INSIDE of you. Please don't do another arson.

It isn't legal, by the way, to photograph someone without their consent in a public loo. Whatever your *beliefs* are, about their body.

The thing that really fucks me up about Burnham's trans u-turn is that it shows that, for all the marketing around Manchesterism and doing things differently, he's more than happy to enter the Westminster bubble reality on its terms It's not the transphobia, it's the epistemic cowardice

Broke - the trade union samba band turning up a trans protests. Woke - crowds of Gallae screaming, banging tambours and blowing trumpets at trans protests. Bespoke - lobbing a statue of the Goddess Cybele through the windows of the EHRC.

I once saw a documentary that talked about how car washes were de-automating because labour has actually become kind of cheap compared to the cost of running the machines I'm sure that no current trend will end up rhyming with this phenomenon

Test case free to good home: "we're excluding cis people from our gendered toilets on the grounds that they might make trans customers uncomfortable"

apropos of LRP: on the other hand, if you are visibly trans and comfortable doing so, please continue taking up space in gendered loos. they might try to police us, but we don't have to police ourselves

if you are trans in the UK and want a radar key to use disabled loos and you can't afford the £10, my DMs are open, I can afford one for you.

Here’s my DTIYS of @thesoulpunk.bsky.social’s Frankenbaddie OC (slightly inspired by @solidpawn.bsky.social’s rendition 😉). This was a lot of fun to draw! I kept it a little loose, & tweaked it just a bit. Hope you like it. 😁 Also, A.I. can fuck all the way off!🖕

PISS WHERE THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW

As ever for trans people when there's alarming news: remember that transphobes want you afraid and hopeless. Seek out expert analysis, rather than the worst possible consequences. Disengage when you can, and read more only when you're in a good position to do so. Protect yourself and your comrades.

anyway today was a good day to work on a story soaked in transgender rage

In case anyone following is running a small business and doesn't want to do segregation for trans people, remember this: WOMEN'S TOILETS ARE NOT SINGLE SEX SPACES THOSE SIGNS ARE GUIDELINES NOT RULES

If you are taken in by this patently cynical horseshit from a bad liar and a worse person, may I suggest you splash out on a private dental appt and pay to remove all your teeth, because you are an imminent danger to your fingers.

Character concept: Monty, genderfluid. Named themself after Monty Hall. Any time you guess what their current gender might be, they reveal something it isn't and ask if you want to change your guess.

She's so valid

Failing the doctor's prostate exam on account of being an anarchist

A vote for Jimmy Olsen is a vote for Chaos with Steve Lieber

I am a 6'1", 240+ pound trans woman. There is no possible way for me to take up less space, nor fit any modern fascist aesthetics, so seeing stuff like this always feels nice and also just reinforces that I want to take up as much space as I god damn need, thank you very much

"We all have mental health" You speculate wildly

It sucks that nonpologies ruined "sorry you feel that way" because sometimes I am genuinely sorry you feel that way

The overdiagnosis vs recognition debate tends to miss that society is genuinely more disabling than it used to be, that vital techs are now so cruft-filled that keeping on top of unwanted adverts, imposed AI and attempted scams is occupying mental and emotional space that was previously used to mask

So it goes with conspiracy thinking. When every action is immediately discredited as a conspiracy, we inflate our belief in the state to act and discredit the ability of individuals to act. People like to spread fear on social media because it performs well because fear spreads easily.

Between this and the counting obsession are vampires just incredibly ND

Jonathan Keir Harker Starmer 🤝 Not having enough questions about their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

TERFdom may have taken over the island of Britain, but trans people have existed there for far longer. And on Wednesday, April 22nd at 11 am EST, I'll prove it. youtu.be/TgbJjtQdqvA

Taking the current political situation seriously

I'm currently in such a mood that I'm Compelled to put my thoughts into blank verse

Today's affirmation: I may be batshit, but guano is useful fertiliser

Kier Starmer's hidden strength seems to be that every few weeks something will happen to or around him that would cause an ordinary person to die of humiliation, and he just seems to shrug it off

Wyrd bið... wyrd bið... wyrd bið ful aræd!

I think he could use a new sidekick though. We just need a radioactive spider.... Spider-Pope, Spider-Pope! Rebuffing Vance with a solid "Nope!" Cuts with tweets, like a knife! Knows where Trump spends his afterlife! Ecce! Here comes the Spider-Pope

They dined on (Beastie Boys) MINCE And slices of (Beastie Boys) QUINCE Which they ate with a (Beastie Boys) RUNCIBLE SPOON

Okay so was nobody going to tell me about the Emperor Nero forcefemming one of his lovers?

If I were Mr Starmer I would simply not allow the guy threatening genocide to use my things

average Corinthian:

Come for the reminder of why we have prologues but stay for the well deserved takedown of lazy hot takes

This is my trans agenda