Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Oof Neon Inferno is performing BADLY on the switch wow

there are now entire light years between all previously existing christmas music and the new champion of the form, COOKIE, the full green day parody xmas album. frankly i won't stand for any outcome but a grammy redandgreenday.bandcamp.com/album/cookie

I like the idea of "slop" becoming a word that, depending on the context, can be applied lovingly or with enough hatred to power a thousand hastily-typed manifestos.

A cracked radiator. Merry Christmas!

Amazing how quickly a nice evening looking at Christmas lights turns into a smoke is billowing out of your engine compartment night.

This administration and its fellow travelers have been pretty bad at censoring dissent. They keep trying and it isn't working. We should talk about that fact as much as we talk about the censorship itself.

Final duck form, caroling at Christmas time!

Now a duck couple!

Duck pixel art. I am a duck guy!

Nothing says "I am a business school dork" quite like emoji bullet points.

Barn Owl (Tyto alba) study. Colored pencils on Canson paper. 🧪🌿🌎🪶🐡 #wildlifepainting #scicomm #sciviz #wildlifeart #illustration #scientificillustration #natureart #visualscicomm #sciviz #scicomm #Owls

How long do you believe that there will always be another meal waiting? #art #sciart #animalart #darkart

Day 22 #ArtAdventCalendar Snowy seal // Pencil & white charcoal on moleskine paper

Inside Latinoamerica - Favela #art #drawing #illustration

Human artists, use one piece to convince people to follow you

The blue people avatar is a franchise that is just... me-repellant. Noble savage stories with tons of exhausting big set piece battle scenes just does not do it for me.

I would worship Jesus if he were a goth bbw

Zoomer coworker told me I'm her favorite coworker which means I've officially entered The Cool Zone

If there was one last thing I could ask Charlie Kirk, it would be "how's that neck feeling?"

Iridescent black🖤 #bird #raven #birdart #animalart #digitalart #illustration #birdwatching #crow #original #colorful #avian #feather

Peevin' Stinker

@koukoupuffs.bsky.social relevant to your interests

Omg someone is actually trying to get people to start calling Metroidvanias "mapformers" what in the fuck

Guy who says "search action" instead of "Metroidvania" playing a roguelike: "wow, I'm really into this random die game"

guy who thought of "Wicked" watching Wizard of Oz as a kid: What if the witch and the scarecrow boned

hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

This means if you have hyperactivity or hyperfocus you're typically borrowing that energy from somewhere

Fundamentally having dopamine and norepinephrine production and regulation issues means that your brain is an confusingly designed gas guzzler of a car and everyone just bootstraps their day-to-day every day. Thinking is work. Waking up is work. creative stuff is work. Basic care tasks are work.

Made two pinkish red things today.

I think what kills me here is that we went through a whole like 10 year "men should express their feelings more" narrative, which was true, but now... this lol

Neat, I can invent villains in my head too.

People are gonna compare Terminator 2d to contra and it's not an invalid comparison, but I think it has a lot more in common with rolling thunder. You're vulnerable in a lot of the same ways, and jumping isn't generally super safe like it often is in contra, mainly because you don't curl into a ball

Terminator 2d is really neat! It feels like if one of those old ocean movie games, where every scene is a different gameplay style, had actually been executed well.

This world needs an intervention. Art by Martin Hoffman for The Visitors (Clifford D Simak, 1980)

The goblin troupe!

Quick little goblin jester. Might fuck around and make two more and make them three brothers who perform together

I think I fundamentally dislike black mirror because it feels misanthropic in a lazy way. It's very Reddit rationalist in that way, like the tv show equivalent of a "no lives matter" meme

Kiel, Germany, 1931

i don't understand the arguments against more regulations on car speed and driver safety. seems selfish. if 40,000 people were dying from air conditioners falling on them, i'd say, "damn, they should make it harder to drop air conditioners out of your window."

I doodled a very angy lookin lil dude. He's just embarrassed you caught him before he could fix his feathers #pigeonsky #traditionalart #doodle #sketch

Driving in the snow // #xfiles Pencil and chalk pencil on moleskine

This man is a hero who saved countless lives. He's the best of humanity during the worst of it.

Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers. Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.

It's her.

Another #pixelart work of mine, this one I call "The Dead Will Always be Forgotten"

When I was like 12 or something the film melted in the middle of a showing of spice world, that was fun