Shit Damn Mother Fucker

The Joe Exotic x Instagram Britney is alive in one man.

This was just shared with me 😂

Yeah if you’re not aware of the possible subduction current shift, London will turn into Moscow weather-wise and is likely to happen. Can’t believe people aren’t talking about it more.

Again, re-watched Park Chan-Wook’s “Decision to Leave” (Oldboy, the handmaiden). Dude is 10/10 filmmaker. Twisted wit and genre defying and still resonates on real life through his wild high drama. Outstanding cinematography, storytelling, performances. Shame it got swallowed by Parasite but 👀

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They imagine the “the left” to be a dude who looks like Dana Carvey and a chick who looks like Dana Carvey and they figure,”I can beat those people up.”

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

I think people should be alarmed now because waiting until they consolidate enough power to carry out the desires he’s voicing now is a bad idea.

David Cross folks.

When the Simpsons movie dropped it felt so long overdue that I thought there was no way it could be good, funny…entertaining. It was solid af. “See me, I’m old school.” -Steve Harvey lol

SNL should run a normal show, with the slight addition that every sketch has three or four men dressed up like ICE agents and FCC officials standing in the background looking menacing. Maybe they disappear Colin Jost in the middle of Weekend Update too.

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Break up and move your things out and listen to All My Candles by Men I Trust in your new lease looking at your belongings strewn hither and thither. Touching your toxic is a mf. Did I miss the last train home, too late to change? Or stay the same? …stay the same Happy to despair into the void

Strike ordered by documented drug user.

Lincoln: we must not be enemies Kennedy: these are prescription MLK: Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone Kirk: gay people should be stoned

It be ya own shootaz

Wow @npr morning edition is interviewing serial sexual assaulter Matt Schlapp.

Do not feel bad for Charlie Kirk. Do not sympathize with him. Do not extend your condolences. A man who believes that empathy is a newly created social construct to manufacture societal obligation to care about others deserves none.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk

Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Guess who’s wearing his Luigi hat to dinner tonight… 💅

This part

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

Seen out and about in Chicago.

Presidents and their opinions on the upcoming UFC match at the White House, a vibe based thread by me based upon half remembered fragments from history class: Washington: for Adams: against Jefferson: vehemently for Madison: for Monroe: for Adams the lesser: vehemently against

Chicago for the win(dow).

Conveniently Bernie smokes this dude at just about 4:20 in this video youtu.be/g4bM6eiSMbY

Who tf is Bari Weiss?

Well slap me around and call me Susan newrepublic.com/post/199971/...

I wanna do a portrait series titled “Good For Her” and it’s all Final Girls.

I remember when Brett played his song to Coco for Jemaine and it lasted 2 hours. I’d climb the highest mountain. I’d race the fastest animal. I’d eat the biggest meal, just to be with you. Indeed.

Not going to stop thinking about the comment that Trump is sending Confederate armies to occupy Northern cities. How much more is there to say? That’s not a “distraction.” It’s what the white supremacists who tried to secede have wanted for over a century. It’s not a distraction to them at all.

Your desire to "play devil's advocate" is noted. Sorry to say, the devil has enough friends.

I’ve realized there’s maybe a reality TV program in which there’s an unsavory Keanu. Because prior to this understanding I was feeling quite upset with how people were disparaging…

That one far-away photo we have of him walking to “go golf” maybe is the worst looking we’ve ever seen him. I don’t think he makes it to Earth Wind & Fire day…

I saw Weapons for the second time this week. It’s maybe my third time in the theater since Covid. It is such a fun watch and you can’t know until you see it. Instant classic? Yes. Instant classic. #horrorsky #horror Also, fuck ICE

This fucking part 🧵

Are you ok, they asked. I said yes, because I couldn't say I wanted to set the office on fire. Do you want to set the office on fire, they asked. I said no, because you can't admit to this. But wait, this is ambition too. Sometimes the office needs to burn. Believe in yourself. ~ LinkedIn post

I got very stoned after work, ordered pizza and was in bed by 9 and it appears I missed some internet

the folks dunking on mark cuban for using saying “affordable healthcare” instead of “free healthcare” is why we lose elections btw practically achievable progress is always dismissed in favor of perfection that’s unrealistic in the short term From here to Medicare For All won’t happen in one step

I dunno. The Newsom thing doesn't seem complicated to me. I get that people who REALLY don't want him to be President are *terrified* because his angle is "centrist who looks like The President in a 2000s movie;" but like 6 of That Guy run EVERY TIME and never get nominated so you can probly chill?

If Only Tonight we Could Sleep