don't worry everyone! my contacts at nintendo have informed me that after the first hour of metroid prime 4, miles mackenzie leaves and is replaced by the guy from the best buy spider man commercial

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

the guy in the pic ends his escort mission by saying "it's about to get reeeal nerdy in here" and i wish i was joking

Metroid Prime 4 having a wisecracking buddy who follows you around and says shit like "Woah you forgot to pick up those bombs!" who's name is Miles MacKenzie is cracking me up why did they do that

ITS REAL

We took on a powerful incumbent who was expected to coast to reelection. We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election. We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future. And we won. This is YOUR city!

A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars. If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated. An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c

I’m going to think about watching this moment unfold in real time for a long time. for all the horrors coming out of Chicago and its metro area, the principled courage of everyday people, in the face of such intimidation, never ceases to astonish. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/12/k...

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

Of the many Epstein emails, this one brings me pure joy by introducing the brain worm DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT. can't wait to use it in group chats

"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

Just In: The Seattle Mayor’s Office has sent a notice for a special public address by Mayor Bruce Harrell tomorrow at noon.

JUST IN: Katie Wilson now leads by 1,976 votes, or 0.72%, in the Seattle mayoral race. She won the ballots that were added to the totals today by roughly 30 percentage points, growing her lead by 630 votes.

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein

Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026: Steam Controller Steam Machine Steam Frame.  Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware

Valve has unveiled a console-like Steam Machine, a VR and non-VR "streaming-first" headset called Steam Frame, and a new Steam Controller. More details here: gameinformer.com/2025/11/12/v...

HE MR GAY

I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.

Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz

LADIES!!!!! Get the best vibrator from here!!! www.erowid.org/chemicals/co...

Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied: "Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀

Aurora Borealis alert

JUST IN: Katie Wilson significantly extends her lead in the Seattle mayoral race. She now leads Mayor Bruce Harrell by 1,346 votes, or 0.5%. That's up from the squeaker-lead of 91 votes in yesterday's update). She won today's batch of nearly 6K ballots by 20% (!). Not much left at this point.

i'm freaking out bro i love him

"Gay people should just create their own stuff" Webfishing dev got doxxed because their game was too gay, you guys literally don't let us have anything

Windswept - OUT NOW! A 90's inspired collectathon platformer - tough as nails - and oh so cute! You must help them! 🦆🐢 Find it on: 🔹 Steam 🔹 Nintendo Switch 🔹 PS4/5 🔹 Xbox Series X/S 🔹 GOG

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Seattle Times' business columnist is having a normal one. (From comments on a gracious post about a potential Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson by former mayor Greg Nickels).

“Many believe Future Class’s failure will serve as a cogent reminder that allyship without proper support is simply performative.” I can’t see why anyone would continue to support TGA when it clearly does not support game devs, just a circle jerk for the wealthy.

yeah I remember my first time on the internet

The "Marxist Trans Furry Faction of Antifa" in question:

sometimes when I'm feeling down I go on ebay to find the most messed up skyro plush I can find and he didn't disappoint

Seems Eurogamer are the only game journos who aren’t cowards Also love that this isn’t just “genAI sucks,” it’s “this is how genAI *makes* this game suck,” while also making important distinctions between it and machine learning, both of which are important in this conversation

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Katie Wilson now leads incumbent Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell in today's ballot drop by 91 votes. She has closed a Harrell lead that was as large as 8 points in early results.

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has taken a narrow lead in the Seattle mayor race.

Words hurt. Don't be a bully.