HAHA! I haven't showered since last year!

HI EVERYONE! Today we're DRIVING and THRIVING! Join me in the front or backseat to be in front or the back of the car when the frontseat is taken Backseat Drivers! Help. www.twitch.tv/coffeecollie

Chat is it too late to lock in and make this my year y/n?

What if the actual reason I developed chronic hip pain is because my body really wanted to get into the Border Collie mindset

I feel so lucky for so many reasons, I have so many things about myself figured out from hobbies to kinks to self-expression. This year was a rocky one, but at the end of the day, I still hit one of my biggest milestones with streaming, hitting partner. Thank you. Thank you all for all the love.

MERCHANDISE CRIMESCENE EVERYONE! Come help me decorate the Sniffmas Tree as we celebrate Sniffing... mas... men? I dunno I'm a dog ARF! www.twitch.tv/coffeecollie

Good afternoon, everyone I was so groggy this morning that when I went to swipe "Merry Christmas" on my phone's keyboard to send my mother a nice message. I, instead, sent her "Merchandise Crimescene" To which she has now replied, "The state of the world these days..." I'm CACKLING

A xmas tribute for my favorite white boy ❤️🤍

It is done! Spliced in some silly visuals for everyone so once again Merry Christmas Everyone! Thank you again @sethra.cc for all your help!

I know it's very easy to say Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is a bad song because it's overplayed. But it is genuinely one of the sweetest and funnest love songs of all time.

Team assignment was to prepare and decorate tree. While it's definitely not ordinary way, but we think we might agree that this tree is... decorated? 🎄✨ ✨ HAPPY HOLIDAYS & WONDERFUL NEW YEAR! ✨ from Miscreants Team 😈

Secret Santa gift for @zordesu.bsky.social Happy holidays!

3 step fur rendering tutorial !

Dogs are so pretty!!!!!! AAAAAAAA

Lazywolf ❤️

And another cutesy present! From us to you here is... Divi? 🎁🎄 ✨ @colliecoffee.bsky.social

In Scribblenauts, EVERYONE hates liars so much they'll immediately go out of their way to fight and kill them. Even babies.

Almost ready for Christmas, oh shoot! I forgot something! I'm glad Doordash has me covered! I almost forgot to get a $1,750 CyberPowerPC Gaming Desktop Computer! And I get free delivery when I spend more than $12 on $1,750 CyberPowerPC Gaming Desktop Computer. Glad I got the $1,750 CyberPowerPC G

Hot and bothered? Yeah, I'm hot. And YES, I'm going to bother you Walkies??? Treat??? Arf! ARF ARF BARK AWRUFFF ARF!

HEWWO! I'm dog and don't feel like playing anything. Just Chatting with some Tetris maybe something else idk ARF! www.twitch.tv/coffeecollie

I can't imagine what it is! seriously what is it

If you see me as competition I want you to know that OMG I'M DOGGY! I'M SUCH A PRETTY DOG! ARF! LOOK AT ME! OH MY GOSH! ARF ARF! PET MEEEEEEEEE PET ME PET ME PET MEEEEEEEEE!

Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64) TAS Author: Bovice Source: tasvideos.org/6900M

There are so many words in the English language. So why can I only bark when pretty people pet me wtf this dog stuff is hard

Gay for men (homosexual)

My only goal for next year is to be back to being able to run for 5 miles before I'm 30. I refuse to let my hip stop me from living my life to the fullest and I refuse to go into my 30s feeling anything other than proud of myself.

I don't want to ruin anyone's joy. But I fucking hate the holiday season. I hope someday I'll be able to feel the warmth of them again.

Bro uber is so dumb. $25 for an 8 minute wait ride, I schedule my ride for 15 minutes out for $9, my driver shows up 3 minutes later????

I'm part husky because I'm loud and love howl whining. I'm part collie because I like herding. Not sheep, I like herding my friends into being better at games. That counts, right? Also, because I'm a smart, stubborn doggy. But that's not as important as you getting 100k kills on Megabonk come on.

Pet me and ruffle my hair and cheeks until I become nonverbal

Harry Potter is a lukewarm series at best that preys off of nostalgia and herd mentality to trap people into making it part of who they are. There are better stories taking place in games like Lethal Company than anything she could ever dream of writing. ineverplayedhogwartslegacy.org

I thought of this on my drive home tonight and it had to be depicted

Hi it's me I'm dog! I was gonna start 45 minutes ago but I found a tootsie pop on my desk (real) www.twitch.tv/coffeecollie

Candy Cane YCH Icons! 🎄$30 each 🎄Any species 🎄Will aim for completion before Christmas! 🎄DM me if interested!

I had a dream I was playing a Hospital Simulator game and I got a pop up that just said "New Event! Uh Oh! Someone with every disease has just entered the Emergency Room, better take care of them quick!" The pop up closed and immediately opened again saying they died and I failed. Incredible.

Final attempt to try and get this damn picture to show up on bsky

Back tonight with GROUNDED - Likely the finale stream!!! We've come a long way!!! Ft. @colliecoffee.bsky.social, @graphigato.art, @exvarn.bsky.social!!! sethra.cc

ALLLLLLLL I WANT FOR CHRISSTMAAAAAS ISSSSSSS BIGSWEATYWOLFGUYWHOCANLIFTMEUPANDHAVEMESITONTHEIRSHOULDERWHILETHEYCALLMETHEIRLITTLEMANANDOCCASIONALLYRUFFLEMYHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIR~ Rate my remix ty

HEY YOU NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS DON'T WORK BECAUSE IT'S JUST PUTTING OFF A GOAL FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS GET STARTED NOW AND YOU'LL BE 2 WEEKS CLOSER TO HITTING YOUR GOAL LETS GET IT STARTED 2026 IS OUR YEAR BITCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEY PUT THE COFFEE IN THE COLLIE! Also I'm playing funny space horror game, if I yell you are obligated to comfort me thanks :3 www.twitch.tv/coffeecollie

Long shot but does anyone have the video, or know the artist that made the animation of the dog getting aggressive ear pets that someone added breakcore to and timed the ear pets to the snare chops? I need it in my life again

They put the coffee in the collie????

A bit forward, but I like his moxy

He wants to bring the stick home

Nice joke! Haha! Unfortunately I've already added suspiciously well drawn armpit hair to your fursona making everyone think you're into pits

Landed at home, just a short ride until I get to cuddle my cats and take a nap in my doggy bed AWRUFF! See y'all at Anthrocon!

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen