Today I am old

"What are those dice and pencils for? Dungeon Master? No no no, you misunderstood me. I said I was gonna be the Dungeon Monster" *Rips my human skin off revealing my beastly true form*

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Put more political shit in your content. Be louder. Not only will it make you infinitely cooler, but you'll get to piss the worst people on the internet and you'll ruin their whole day. And that's fuckin grand.

Doesn't even include her holocaust denial and quoting Hitler's book when Charlie Kirk died.

If anyone wants to get me anything for my birthday 👀

This is who you're being mean to, when you're mean to me.

If anyone wants to get me anything for my birthday 👀

Its that time of year again to be GAY AND HAPPY!! Valentines YCHs for the year are out and ready to be completed by 2/14/26!! Just go on kofi and get one!! I wanna draw your silly little guys!! ko-fi.com/sickkaiju/co... - #FurryFandom #FurryArtist #ValentinesDay #CommissionsOPEN

Heck yeah I like BDSM (Big Dragons Snuggling Me)

Lofi cave noises to crouch in the dark and creep around to

Now I want pizza

Kobolds are pretty neat

I wonder how it feels for all those people who ran out to buy Hogwarts Legacy to stick it to us trannys only to find out today all that money went to aiding a cabal of pedophiles. I hope yall lnow this wont be forgotten.

Quack (seductive)

seeing a 74 year old white dude evolutionary biologist refer to the human vagina as a "pum-pum" in the middle of his pedo-chaser sephiroth speech to convicted sex criminal jeffrey epstein is doing me incalculable psychic damage

Rowling extended an invite to Epstein for the "Cursed Child" broadway debut. Musk emailedEpstein begging to be allowed on the island. Epstein chatted with evo psych guys about the suitability of trans women for prostitution. Society is organized around the sexual exploitation of the vulnerable.

In a perfect world, we would have gotten a LotR themed Commander Legends set where all the legendary creatures had Precious.

Not being able to shapeshift is really holding me back

Everyone I follow on Tiktok jumped over to Instagram.

Strixhaven but all the instants and sorcery have storm

Tiny joys

Whelp, I don't think we can :3 our way out of this one.

I would like a scythe for my birthday.

Everything the US government fear-mongered over the last 30 years was a prediction of the future.

New proxy? Am I a monster?

How are we supposed to go on with our days after they execute someone in broad daylight

My birthday is in two weeks. ...you know, in case anyone wants to get me something...

I never feel old tbh. I'm just tired all the time.

Dragon. Blob-gon. dr a m go n .

Car tire exploded, Im already struggling to afford groceries and meds right now. If you can help Id really appreciate it, Im so sorry to have to ask for help again ko-fi.com/aranock

I have acquired snack

Yip (13 grammatical errors)

When you're texting a kobold and it says "Yipping..." instead of typing...

Learning the difference between being a little uncomfortable and being in actual danger is something you HAVE to learn. Possibly have to start speed running it now if you’re planning on surviving the long term.

My birthday is in two weeks. ...you know, in case anyone wants to get me something...

MMmMMmMMmMmmMm... CHIP

My job just got bought by Blackstone

Important perspective from a Swede Redditor posting to r/greenland

*digs a big hole in your yard*

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

This is Bluesky's "Fir applying at his old job in a fake mustache"

acab includes ring cam owners.

Happy kobold appreciation day! I'm taking all kobolds to the park later.

Here I thought kobold appreciation day was today (17.1) but highest authority I know, the Urban Dictionary, says it's tomorrow! And since yesterday was appreciate a dragon day, today I shall celebrate drabolds (half-kobolds half-dragons) instead!

Me when kobolds

I was at the grocery store earlier and I was looking at the hot food. What caught my eye was "tamales". The problem was: it was just shredded beef in a corn husk covered in some kind of sauce.

It's that time of the year again

It's the money fox. Share this to get some money.

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...