just had my daily 'spend 5 minutes looking for my glasses that i'm currently wearing' moment

On the tube

lol did they even watch the review? #BlueJays

30 years ago today, Bart Simpson got the “dud” while playing a game of Mystery Date with Milhouse and his parents. #TheSimpsons episode “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” first aired May 19, 1996.

Arteta haramball winning the title while not even playing, truly the worst way for this season to end.

one of the only people to have actually been canceled

get your slop served to you by slop

acab includes the troops

Vladdy strolling to 1st, not a good look #BlueJays

like i needed another reason to not watch this

bleak days for the oaf community. between this clown and fettermen the brand may never recover

former ceo of goldman sachs likes capitalism, fascinating stuff

'Why don't people like AI?'

The Tampa Rays are anti-labor

Jackie Chan is 72 years old

I had a deep fried mars bar today. With ice cream

a century of soft power and cultural dominance flushed down the toilet in 2 years lol

Smol Paul would like you all to know that he MEANS BUSINESS. He doesn't know what about, but, like, BUSINESS okay? Srs bzness.

Wemby you can't do that

I said goodbye to Rupert today. We love you and we'll miss you

Met Gala this, Met Gala that, if you’d logged off you’d have met a gal by now.

Anthony Banda is having a very bad day #BlueJays

I think Okamoto has adjusted to MLB pitching

RAPTORS

i will never cheer for the stupid habs

lets go raptors!

I was stuck on the final boss in Resident Evil 2 and I just went back to try again months later and beat it right away lol. Gonna do the Claire playthrough next. ACAB includes Leon Kennedy

George Springer

Ernie Clement doing commercials! He's a superstar now! #BlueJays

stancilite revolutionaries

i thought americans were supposed to be good at this

Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago

i thought americans were supposed to be good at this

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

ACAB includes Leon Kennedy

Compiling shaders...

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Emerald Fennell is the most fake sounding name I've ever heard and I refuse to believe this person is real

Back on my Euro Truck Simulator 2 bullshit

Been playing a lot of CK3 again lately and it's such a bummer to see all the AI slop in the steam workshop. The slop merchants have come for the mods

enjoying a submarine style sandwich

Liberals love homophobia, can't enough of it

i won't believe it unless TMZ says so

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

if you read the Dune books Frank Herbert's son wrote you'll understand why this is an excellent idea