get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.

Oh hey I keep forgetting to say this but I am going to Lone star fur con! If anyone needs a room I got a con hotel room with a extra bed, just dm me.

If I was dating Sammy, I’d want him to ____ me 🫠 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (beeg Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)

Discord lied. they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company. “facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

Today's newsletter: New piece: after the Guthrie kidnapping, the Kirk assassination, and both Minneapolis shootings, the same thing happened every time. People asked AI to "enhance" blurry footage. AI invented faces. www.readtpa.com/p/computer-e...

good news! poison wasn’t bad for us after all!

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BREAKING: The House passed the so-called SAVE America Act which threatens to upend our freedom to vote. The bill could disenfranchise millions of eligible voters by requiring documents like passports or birth certificates to register to vote and forcing voter roll purges. The Senate must reject it.

My newsletter is now in now in the congressional record 👇

No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

Keter may not have minded his diet, but I'm sure he'll keep rolling! One way or another, at least~ Commission for the wonderful @delta0x.eu!

democratic party cheerleaders are really doing their best to make it seem like the nominee for president in 2028 is gavin newsom already huh

While cancelling Nitro is all well and good, just a reminder that age verification itself won't go away as a whole unless KOSA, the SCREEN Act, and tons more are buried and done with. Please contact your reps if you don't want this to spread to other platforms.

I think I'm obsessed wit him...

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Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?

Rori nailed what makes the Minions popular so succinctly. The Minions isn't a plot centric property. They are at their best when they are allowed to wander aimlessly and get into hijinks. They should exist in a Mr. Bean/Pee Wee's Big Adventure world where the slapstick journey is the point.

Homeland Security is monitoring anti-ICE Reddit posts, an intelligence bulletin leaked to me reveals: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/homeland-s...

Asked on AF1 if he’s going to fire the staffer who allegedly posted the Obamas video, Trump says: “No, I looked at it. I saw it, and I just looked at the first part.” He says he “didn’t see” that part. Will he apologize? “No, I didn't make a mistake.”

the fact that they’re taking down and censoring jd vance getting boo’d on twitter lol

She's also kinda short...

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

happy birthday to m--mmrrff, my goodness... ✨

🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...

[click] nice, lets see what the Technology Connections guy has to say about the state of solar tech! [1hr20 later] 👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

krogen owo #masseffect

Elon’s daughter ain’t having it.

O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW

The surprise Democrat win for a Texas state senate seat has shown that even when Republicans cheat through gerrymandering, their platform is now so wildly unpopular with everyday people It doesn't even matter. A Trump endorsement isn't a garunteed win anymore. The Republicans are FUCKED.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

First person shooters

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is

JD Vance in 2021:

A colored sketch for @squirrelhunk.bsky.social of their mega muscle legged snake gal!

He feels a bit more like himself

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

AI will not revolutionize video games. what will revolutionize video games is putting more furry BBWs in them. but precious few developers are wise enough to see this. i'm doing my part

ICE agent in a private chat with colleagues: "Ten versus one and somehow they couldn’t find a way to subdue the guy...They all carry belts and vests with 9,000 pieces of equipment on them and the best they can do is shoot a guy in the back?” www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...