You're walking through the desert when you find Mitch McConnell lying on his back, unable to turn over. You're not helping him. Why is that?

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Daddy will explain about these stones.

(I wrote a book one time icymi)

TONIGHT @hollywoodtheatre.org CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST The Version You've Never Seen! #cannibalholocaust #4K #grindhousereleasing

Dir. Daniel Kwan (2022)

In addition to the dads I know, I wish an honorary happy father's day to the woman at the next table trying as best she can to explain to her ~12 year old son what "read the room" means.

On June 21, 2014, House on Haunted Hill was screened on Beware Theater. Here’s some original Carol Ohmart art! . #HouseOnHauntedHill #Art #CarolOhmart #ScreamQueens #HorrorArt #ClassicHorror

Portrait of Bela Lugosi - Geza Kende, 1932 Oil on Canvas 47 x 61 in

Your Daily Dracula – Dior T Shirt. www.dior.com/en_dk/fashio...

Jun 19th 1987 - The Earth passed through the tail of the comet Rhea-M, causing machines to come alive. 📽️📅 Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Isabella Rossellini - BOTD in 1952 Photograph by Richard Avedon

It’s after the end of the world. Don’t you know that yet?

did you guys know they still allowed good news

Sluggo in BURNT OFFERINGS

By law Mamdani is president now.

I try never to give this loser air time even for fun, BUT I think it would be great if, starting with last year's sadness parade, each one of his birthdays is more spectacularly pathetic than the last. Hell, maybe it will convince him to stop having them!

AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING

When I’m fully dissociated and I forget to put on my active listening face

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 12,1944

Just a thought but if all you want to do is cosplay being a novelist, you don't need AI. Just put on your crappest sweatshirt, make a cup of tea, open Word to a blank page, then go on Bluesky for the rest of the day, and you're sorted.

Nancy would have killed at Art Basel.

THE TOWN THAT DREADED SLUGGO

DYING SHOULD BE AS EASY AS FALLING OFF A LOG

Isa Mazzei + Daniel Goldhaber's absolutely terrific, terrifying sex work thriller CAM is now up on Goldhaber's personal website because...no one else would make it available. Love to see filmmakers finding clever ways to make their work available when no one else will! www.danielgoldhaber.com/cam

Every time I see these guys I see these other two guys.

My only disappointment seeing BACKROOMS was, nobody but me laughed at the furniture store name "Ottoman Empire." The guy next to me even shot me a sharp anti-heckling look. I wondered, is it more that people don't know their Turkish history, or that no one knows what an ottoman is anymore?

Really, really, really struggling to not ask the business bros in the dive bar if they're on rumspringa.

COMPANY: We're a humane, responsible, environmentally conscientious small business, so buy OUR version of [desired product]! ME: ok sounds good SMALL BUSINESS: *sends desired product along with a fistful of cheap impractical swag that I have to transfer directly into the garbage*

Remembering cult cinema icon and Dreamlander Edith Massey on the anniversary of her birth. . R.I.P. 1918 - 1984

It would kind of make sense if the top kink of 2026 were "WHERE'S THE RENT?" play.

Who wants to come to my work and sing along to the PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE soundtrack on repeat, thereby alienating all of my other customers?

When I die and they damn me to hell, I should get time served for hours I spent getting into bed then getting out because I forgot something and then getting into bed then getting out because I forgot something and then getting into bed then getting out of bed because I forgot something and then

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 19,1948

@druu.bsky.social got me flowers, and tell me this thing doesn't look like a bunch of chickens in a nest!

The most important discovery of today's doctor's appointment.

BEING JUDGMENTAL IS A SIGN OF LIFE

Wishing a happy birthday to Ari Lehman! Here's some Friday the 13th art to celebrate!

Nice try, scammer! I'll only believe you're him if you send nudes.

A nice, warm hat.

If anyone needs some good fucking news Sam Neill is officially cancer free

Huh huh.

Do I know anyone who has the Ignite release of Re-Animator from last year by any chance? I just cannot swing spending $55 on a movie right now & I need help getting some audio from that release if possible. 🙏

For no special reason, I really hope you all have seen, or will soon watch THE LAST SACRIFICE. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

I want the OK shirt. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

"She reminds me of...did you ever see DON'T LOOK NOW?" #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn