Once again I have convinced @druu.bsky.social that my feet hurt too much to help in the kitchen.

So maybe what we need now is a FLYING guillotine.

I must say I have rarely felt dumber or more naive than I did contacting my reps today, and I've also rarely felt less able to avoid it.

maybe it's time to tell democratic reps that there's no way they will be able to send out fundraising emails from the bunkers

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1948

Hey NYC'ers: Have any of you ever bought pepper spray or the local legal equivalent? What was it, and where did you have to go to get it?

@mikemignola.bsky.social Hellboy vs. Columbo when?

The latest post (about pain) (they’re all about pain) is up on my Paintreon today and I would love it if you saw the rest of the panels because I drew them thinking them would be nice if other people saw them. Ty if so NO WORRIES IF NOT www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz

THE ADJUSTER (1991), dir. Atom Egoyan

Somebody oughta double bill this with OCCUPY CANNES! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Feels fitting to sign off of The Last Drive-In with a Tromasterpiece! . #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Troma

What the fuck do you people want from me

The ultimate goal of any creative endeavor is making people ask if you are okay

I don’t have time to watch the whole show so can someone tell me which episode of the Godzilla Apple tv show will have King Kong reaching through my screen to grab and eat me?

HOWARD THE DUCK is much more depraved than many of the films that have been selected for #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Currently checking for airbnb's in Point Dune #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Supermarket scenes are a very particular thing in horror movies (like I hope someone has scholarship on this actually), and MESSIAH OF EVIL has one of the finest examples. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

One of the nost important features of MESSIAH OF EVIL is just Michael Greer's voice. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

This is almost more of a proper Guido Crepax movie than BABA YAGA. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Bringing this back for this exact moment: #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

"The art dealer was blind" -- this movie out-Italian's the Italians! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Whatever the future holds for #thelastdrivein, I am so thrilled that they chose this extremely great movie for the finale. #MutantFam first timers, I am jealous!

Whatever happens tonight… we’ll always have #TheLastDriveIn! 🍿 @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @themutantfam.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam

Also, “Joe Bob is in great health. 🖤🖤”

Have you considered black velvet??

For those not on Twitter anymore, per Darcy. Some hope 🙏🏻 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam @themutantfam.bsky.social

Somebody in this movie just said "A job in hand is worth two in the bush" and I am about to go insane.

We're watching Columbo and he's apologizing to somebody for being a pest as usual, and he says "It's not me, it's my mind!" Which I'm going to start saying immediately, about all of my problems.

I don't always love it when people come to the cafe with little kids who immediately lose their minds, but I did love today's kid who sat down at the Donkey Kong table and started shouting, "CONTROL! CONTROL!! CONTROL!!!"

Waiting for my appointment at the eye doctor. The front door is propped open, and the rhythmic warning klaxon of a truck backing up blasts into the lobby. TWEEN BOY: *starts grooving vigorously* DAD: Be a nice boy! Stop being a dancer!!!

I was hoping somebody else would mention this before I felt forced to... ☠️

The thing that bugs me re: asthma in movies is how often actors try to simulate an attack by just coughing spastically. When I'm having an attack I can't draw enough breath for all that action! Like was there no one you guys could ask, about what asthma is like? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I remember this movie being spooky, but last time I saw it we didn't have a bizarrely noisy neighbor who for all intents and purposes behaves like a poltergeist, including occasionally wandering unbidden into somebody else's home. ☠️ #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

This trash taking-out scene is reminding me of another early job of mine, and I am here to say that if you get served coffee that needs a little more room for milk, DO NOT pour it into the cafe's trash can. DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

My first job was in a packaging plant for dollar store perfumes, and that definitely, LITERALLY destroyed many of my brain cells. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

I love how everyone in this movie is primed to divulge huge amounts of personal information to the nearest stranger. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Man, Pat Healy is in so many great movies <3 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I can absolutely believe that this particular bolo tie has weird powers. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I love that -- if I've learned nothing else tonight, it's that "everyone everywhere lies about THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE." #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I don't know when it started but I harbor this half-conconscious assumption that Elisha Cook Jr is maybe the grandpa of Henry from ERASERHEAD. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

We literally, arbitrarily, just last night, watched this episode of Columbo.

Have any of you ever withheld rent or argued against an increase, due to conditions in your building? Wanna tell me why and how that went?

Yesterday my eye doctor warned me, "I'm gonna flip your eyelid up, and it's gonna feel REALLY WEIRD. It won't hurt, but it will be VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. Are you ready? Are you sure?" I was impressed that she didn't lie about it, but I did think, "How is she gonna do this with that crazy manicure?"

Since I wrapped up a bunch of projects and have a clean slate for a minute, I have been tearing through unread books on my shelves: Highsmith, Jackson, Joyce Carol Oates. They should give this shit out when you buy women's over-40 multivitamins.

In this weather I feel like I could go around the city with a little hammer tapping on various objects and structures and they would just shatter like the T2.

OK for my first wish, on WUTHERING HEIGHTS replace Emerald Fennell with Andy Milligan. For my second, THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE by Andy Milligan. Third...gosh, I don't know. I guess AGE OF INNOCENCE, Andy Milligan.

When Duolingo starts displaying those expressions of extreme fear and sadness and pain, it makes me want to NOT do my lesson. It makes me want to punish him for being so needy and fawning, even if it means destroying my own streak. This behavior is why you're still single, Duo.

potato roll, schmear of garlic hummus, arugula, salmon salad [mayo, whole grain mustard, Coleman's mustard, togarashi seasoning, black pepper, paprika, chives, diced white onion, lemon juice], slice of white cheddar cheese, surprisingly smoky schmear of red pepper labneh 👌

I thought I had Gemini turned off for Gmail, but I just got an email with the AI summary on top, and I've learned that Gemini can take a perfectly clear and brief one-paragraph email, and break it out into three paragraphs for a summary that is slightly longer than the email itself. Yay, we did it.