Was the launch of the Metrocard as bad as OMNY has been? Is this normal?

The Heated Rivalry fandom has reminded me to complete the requisite annual NY State harassment training

trump going all city with his toy ass tag

The best opinion is no opinion and the worst opinion is noahpinion

Sweet unit in our building opened up and of course it's already been taken. (Didn't even get a chance to ask what the rent was but there's no way we could afford it is what I will keep telling myself.)

For my last meal I’d consider just asking to hear Foetus’s Gash played on a legit hifi

Great day not to become just like the thing you hate out of frustration and anger

last night

Me: Mama put my guns in the ground, I can’t shoot them any more Mama: Maybe YOU can’t

going out in the snow got me like

HOME ALONE is playing in this restaurant and when half of a couple next to me casually remarked “I can’t believe Joe Pesci is in this” his partner responded “Who’s Joe Pesci?” and we both stalled out simultaneously

The sidewalk Christmas tree vendors crowding everyone out are lucky they invoke the spirit of the holiday

This is Gomez, a fellow regular at the Brewery I used to live next to. We’re not close but we share a mutual respect.

Tired of reading about the terrible federal policies so I'm reading about the inevitability of the three NYC casinos slated to annihilate any ounce of culture in large swaths of the city.

Let's put the "fun" back in "donor advised fund"

Super minor thing but I'm always delighted when I see a former colleague is still using the ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀɪᴛ I took for them on LinkedIn

Got back from the neurologist and it turns out I have that mind virus that makes me moralistic about earth sciences being real and the empathetic idea that there shouldn’t be an underclass of humans :(

If you’re the one who messed up you don’t get to say “it happens”

The MTA should make a B57 that arrives

Hot take: what’s bad for the goose is bad for the gander

Why do I feel like there's a wide chasm in acceptability between buzzing a package delivery into the apartment building for a neighbor (no control over transport) and buzzing in a food delivery (c'mon you just fucking ordered it take some responsibility)

Well I guess it’s on me for trusting the signage at JFK and waiting 40 minutes for my bag at the wrong carousel

Every time I fly I feel blessed my parents taught me how to navigate public spaces

Just like a hipster, bringing a NYC appetite to a midwestern steak house

Wild shit happens when I’m not looking at social media all day, I should do that more often

TIL where Pearl Jam got the name and album design for their third studio album

Vibe coding, vibe working. Vibe litigating, vibe governance. Vibe policing, vibe parenting. Vibe learning, vibe schooling, vibe literacy. World vibeconomy, vibes-economic catastrophe.

I’m so lucky my parents are scared of technology

Getting rich off something is a pretty good indicator that it’s not the right thing

Penance post

What’s the material difference between a real death threat and a joke death threat where the punchline doesn’t land?

Penance post

I’d rather have a platform that overzealously moderates things that sound like death threats than let that kind of thing be normalized but I’m not a real poaster so what do I know

Time’s ripe for bringing honor back to the public sphere; let no one who provided cover for the offenders hold any position of power again.

“This doesn’t prove anything” - people who don’t need proof of anything

Lucy’s gotta eventually hold the football it can’t go on like this forever

I would simply play my “If you listen to a song is that the same thing as reading sheet music?” card

It’s weird to see a fame-adjacent person reference something your brother in law wrote.

This Friday’s show was a blast. Two great movies and four great guests (ask who my favorite was). I’m biased but I’m not wrong.

AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)

Hats off to the folks who wrote tonight’s #TheLastDriveIn chyrons

If you are not watching The Last Drive-In with @themutantfam.bsky.social right now YOU SHOULD BE because @donnerpartyofone.bsky.social’s class is in session

We can unilaterally decide to push National Sandwich Day from the 3rd to the 6th, right? It's not a real thing anyway.

A flag with a single star over a silhouette of a hoagie with the words “COME AND TAKE OUT” at the bottom

🎶RFK / Ran away / What else do I have to say🎶

Hey can liberals move on from the “change my mind” folding table thing so we stop giving air to the weird bigot who went viral doing that shit

Where can I see the listings for all the Mamdani-vacated NYC real estate? I assume Corcoran, but there have to be at least a few poorer ideologues whose apartments I could afford.

Hope and change? In this economy?

I encourage everyone who is sick of hearing about NYC today to loudly explain why they hate this city in the hope that they discourage a few folks from moving here so I can possibly continue to afford my apartment.

It’s nice to see folks on this platform come together