They call them 'Dwarves' in the West. In their folly and pride, the Dwemer conspired to create a god to serve them and to destroy the Dunmer. But now they are no more.

Hamlet

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💁‍♂️You've⛓️‍💥broken🧏‍♂️the📚rules of🧝🏿‍♂️⚖️𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓗𝓵𝓪𝓪𝓵𝓾🍭sweetie🥰It brings😢tears to my👁️‍🗨️eyes when I🧠💭think about🫵your👮‍♂️☠️disloyalty🤔Maybe🫵you can🔜make🤝amends and make💰💸🫰everything🌈better☺️

You've broken the rules of House Hlaalu, sweetie. It brings tears to my eyes when I think about your disloyalty. Maybe you can make amends and make everything better.

Everyone's a Protestant in America, especially our Catholics and our atheists.

English tongue

who allowed boobs on my TL?

Afrikaners upon learning of the Jameson Raid

a priest cannot be obtained

She's over at the Arena. She has Corprus. Don't go near her.

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

Your story is unbelievable. But... there are rumors here that Almalexia is no longer here in Mournhold, and plans to be gone until Dagoth Ur is defeated. The Temple plans to keep this a secret, for fear of starting a panic among the Faithful. Now... I don't know what to think.

Current* conditions near Duluth, MN:

#birdbot

ur brain when u make a typo

This will not go unnoticed, you will be disgraced for this.

another day volunteering at the narnia museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can cite the deep magic. buddy, they wont even let me cite it

Dudes already talk about selective service like they were forced to spend 20 weeks at Benning or whatever

"Minnesota nice" isn't necessarily about being nice to someone it can be more of a polite and calculated hostility

Youmu ⚔️🌸 #Touhou #東方 #touhouproject #東方Project

In Breaking Bad, Walts time as a manufacturer of meth in a super lab is portrayed like a 9-5 job Complete with "some other guy could replace you at anytime"

Did you know "Russia" was actually invented a few hundred years ago when vassals of the Golden Horde in Moscow decided to form their own kingdom by aping off the past history of Kyivan Rus?

Turkey after the fall of the Ottoman Empire:

Go away, wretch.

AWEBO STRIKE

And that's the Tenshi Canvas! Thank you so much everyone for participating! Feel free to tag yourself however on your contribution.

Oman taking advantage of being the single most forgotten country in the middle east proves once again that their strategy of "do nothing" is all you need

There are gamers and then there are Gamers

Annual reminder that virtually every 'Easter was a pagan festival' claim online is bullshit. historyforatheists.com/2017/04/east...

It's crazy how "Easter is a pagan festival" exists when Easter is literally a Passover Seder Gone Horribly Wrong!

my husband just sent me this

Finally! Some good female representation in a tabletop game

Move on.

You will have to get rid of that Moon Sugar if you want any services from me. I don't want any trouble.

再掲 提丰(ティフォン) #明日方舟 #アークナイツ

So many good ones. This is in my top five:

月が綺麗ですね

Every year we celebrate April Fools by not posting. You're welcome.

Wha?

Ooh, can't forget this one.

all those nerds crying and pissing themselves about the cat ears in halo infinite, looking mighty foolish rn

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

april spheals