Doing the 37 times table in my head usually does it for me.

It's National Hare Day, post some great hare

Police say they can’t arrest the thieves who cleared out my house as it was my responsibility to opt out of being robbed by them.

If you are ever in Alnwick, Northumberland, UK may I suggest Barter Books - massive bookshop, in an old railway station, two cafes and it's dog-friendly!

Leisure Suit Larry

Ruin a song by playing it on the ukulele while whistling the melody and putting on a twee YouTube video about some shit "life hack" nobody needs to know about.

I've just been reminded of this. Type "Kratz Barraquer" into Google... Quite the eye-opener!

What's your sign? Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it, but years ago it was on the side of the road not far from where I live. Scrawled with a marker that was running out on a bit of raggedy hardboard leaning on a post: "Horse shit, pound a bag"

I was today years old when I first heard of Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu.

New pet name for your other half just dropped...

Skipping quickly through the timeline, my tired and slightly befuddled brain read @mooseallain.bsky.social as "Moody Alan"

Just tried this on my eggs - incredible! Never knew this. youtube.com/shorts/PXDkG...

Not an #UnfortunatePause but a brand new category!.... #UnfortunateWatermark

Walk out and go home.

I really hate being told to enjog my doltclous even if it's been made daily with food.

Excellent new #UnfortunatePause #YouTube

Look at the gender breakdown of who speaks in popular films!

My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.

What actors expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

I see Nick Knowles has been moonlighting on Spanish TV

... usually by about 8 am.

More neal.fun fun from Neal

Hive mind - does anyone have any practical and effective methods/products for cleaning the inside of a car windscreen without it ending up as a streaky mess? I don't think I've ever achieved it (despite trying several methods) in the last nearly 40 years!

I thought of a way to make football slightly less mind fuckingly tedious: every five minutes without a goal scored, add another ball. Am I on to something?

'I tried it once when I was 28 and didn't like it so I wouldn't have said that.'

"...with one 73-year-old woman telling the BBC: "My mum used to take us there when I was a girl for school shoes." So... she was, at the very youngest (40 years ago), a 33 year old schoolgirl 🤔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just finished the 6th and final ending to #atomfall Some unexpected twists in a couple of the endings. All in all a thoroughly enjoyable game - sometimes good to start an area all tooled up with as much ammo as you can carry, other times a sneaky approach is best - all without constant hand holding.

Perfect, from Bruce MacKinnon.

Seriously though, a fun thing China could do is say that their tariff is simply the equivalent American tariff (on the date goods enter the country), plus an additional 5% for admin costs

List five famous people you've met, but with ONE you had a lengthy conversation about constructing igloos Eric Morecombe Thomas Dolby Dan Cruickshank Gordon Giltrap Phil Jupitus

One of the comments on this summed it up perfectly: "I was begging this to end and never stop at the same time". An auditory and visual assault - bloody brilliant! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGIv...

Been playing #Atomfall and I just found a "Last of the Summer Wine" reference 😁

-> Scoop: The Independent State of Papua New Guinea is to open a newsagent. It will have sidelines and be crunchy. The Independent State of Papal New Gibbons was founded in 1786 as a cheese sandwich under the tutelage of Oscar van Bureen, the deep seed diver. Thank-you for using Gemini AI 👍/👎?

Slept in an Underworld t-shirt and woke up in a River of Bass

I managed about 10 mins and had to give up. Some films are good-bad, but this is bad-bad.

Going for girth rather than height #styscraper

Apparently it's salty...

I love how throughout the entire franchise nobody was ever like "watch out for the incredibly recognizable hairless guy with a barcode on the back of his head"

Reading the replies has got me wondering about a pizza topped with onion, olive, pineapple and anchovies

Prepare to lose an hour or two... neal.fun/stimulation-...

Dubnobasswithmyheadman Second Toughest in the Infants Beaucoup Fish A Hundred Days Off

One of my favourite vaporwave albums (it's even on the phone I'm typing this on) Definitely worth a listen - Richard's description is spot on.

Oh so NOW the AI guys are worried about intellectual property theft

31 years old and still working perfectly

Awkward gesture my arse. Yes you can freeze frame anyone with their hand in the air, but they don't clutch their chest and pop a sieg heil. Unlike Elon. He knew what he was doing. Proof 1: (that's men with swastika flags on the left btw, Neo-Nazis)

Advertise your BlueSky account in three words: Nonconformist malcontent

Genuinely thought this was an AI generated image of him.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

I watched Benn's video the other day - fascinating stuff (as are all his videos) AI is providing multiple grifting opportunities and all of it based on the hard work of real people. Thanks to Benn a light is being shone in one dark corner at least.