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Listens carefully, tweaks knobs and occasionally makes noises.
Doing the 37 times table in my head usually does it for me.
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15 days ago
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It's National Hare Day, post some great hare
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Tom Jamieson
19 days ago
Police say they can’t arrest the thieves who cleared out my house as it was my responsibility to opt out of being robbed by them.
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If you are ever in Alnwick, Northumberland, UK may I suggest Barter Books - massive bookshop, in an old railway station, two cafes and it's dog-friendly!
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21 days ago
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Leisure Suit Larry
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about 1 month ago
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Ruin a song by playing it on the ukulele while whistling the melody and putting on a twee YouTube video about some shit "life hack" nobody needs to know about.
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about 1 month ago
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I've just been reminded of this. Type "Kratz Barraquer" into Google... Quite the eye-opener!
2 months ago
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What's your sign? Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it, but years ago it was on the side of the road not far from where I live. Scrawled with a marker that was running out on a bit of raggedy hardboard leaning on a post: "Horse shit, pound a bag"
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2 months ago
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I was today years old when I first heard of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
3 months ago
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New pet name for your other half just dropped...
3 months ago
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Skipping quickly through the timeline, my tired and slightly befuddled brain read
@mooseallain.bsky.social
as "Moody Alan"
3 months ago
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Just tried this on my eggs - incredible! Never knew this.
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Natural Swing Hack
YouTube video by Produce Like A Pro
https://youtube.com/shorts/PXDkGhk3xj0?si=G6vOHr8EGA4eW79-
3 months ago
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Not an
#UnfortunatePause
but a brand new category!....
#UnfortunateWatermark
4 months ago
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Walk out and go home.
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4 months ago
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I really hate being told to enjog my doltclous even if it's been made daily with food.
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4 months ago
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Excellent new
#UnfortunatePause
#YouTube
5 months ago
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John Holbein
5 months ago
Look at the gender breakdown of who speaks in popular films!
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Simon Brew
5 months ago
My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.
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What actors expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
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5 months ago
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I see Nick Knowles has been moonlighting on Spanish TV
5 months ago
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... usually by about 8 am.
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5 months ago
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More
neal.fun
fun from Neal
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6 months ago
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Hive mind - does anyone have any practical and effective methods/products for cleaning the inside of a car windscreen without it ending up as a streaky mess? I don't think I've ever achieved it (despite trying several methods) in the last nearly 40 years!
6 months ago
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Dan Worrall
10 months ago
I thought of a way to make football slightly less mind fuckingly tedious: every five minutes without a goal scored, add another ball. Am I on to something?
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'I tried it once when I was 28 and didn't like it so I wouldn't have said that.'
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6 months ago
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"...with one 73-year-old woman telling the BBC: "My mum used to take us there when I was a girl for school shoes." So... she was, at the very youngest (40 years ago), a 33 year old schoolgirl 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Blunts Shoes: Leicester's famous shoe store closes after 40 years
Singer James Blunt famously joked he was the owner of Blunts Shoes in Leicester.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4j7jjde04o
6 months ago
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Just finished the 6th and final ending to
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Some unexpected twists in a couple of the endings. All in all a thoroughly enjoyable game - sometimes good to start an area all tooled up with as much ammo as you can carry, other times a sneaky approach is best - all without constant hand holding.
6 months ago
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News Eye
6 months ago
Perfect, from Bruce MacKinnon.
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bleary
6 months ago
Seriously though, a fun thing China could do is say that their tariff is simply the equivalent American tariff (on the date goods enter the country), plus an additional 5% for admin costs
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List five famous people you've met, but with ONE you had a lengthy conversation about constructing igloos Eric Morecombe Thomas Dolby Dan Cruickshank Gordon Giltrap Phil Jupitus
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7 months ago
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One of the comments on this summed it up perfectly: "I was begging this to end and never stop at the same time". An auditory and visual assault - bloody brilliant!
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IGORRR - ADHD
YouTube video by Igorrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGIvO4eh190
7 months ago
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Been playing
#Atomfall
and I just found a "Last of the Summer Wine" reference 😁
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Chris Addison
7 months ago
-> Scoop: The Independent State of Papua New Guinea is to open a newsagent. It will have sidelines and be crunchy. The Independent State of Papal New Gibbons was founded in 1786 as a cheese sandwich under the tutelage of Oscar van Bureen, the deep seed diver. Thank-you for using Gemini AI 👍/👎?
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Slept in an Underworld t-shirt and woke up in a River of Bass
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7 months ago
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I managed about 10 mins and had to give up. Some films are good-bad, but this is bad-bad.
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7 months ago
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Going for girth rather than height
#styscraper
8 months ago
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ǝɔuᴉɹd ǝǝl
8 months ago
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Apparently it's salty...
8 months ago
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Benn Jordan
8 months ago
I love how throughout the entire franchise nobody was ever like "watch out for the incredibly recognizable hairless guy with a barcode on the back of his head"
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Reading the replies has got me wondering about a pizza topped with onion, olive, pineapple and anchovies
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8 months ago
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Prepare to lose an hour or two...
neal.fun/stimulation-...
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Stimulation Clicker
Stimulate your senses
https://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/
8 months ago
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Dubnobasswithmyheadman Second Toughest in the Infants Beaucoup Fish A Hundred Days Off
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8 months ago
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One of my favourite vaporwave albums (it's even on the phone I'm typing this on) Definitely worth a listen - Richard's description is spot on.
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9 months ago
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Catherine Fletcher
9 months ago
Oh so NOW the AI guys are worried about intellectual property theft
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OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
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31 years old and still working perfectly
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9 months ago
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Tim 🌈 ♾️🏳️🌈💛🤍💜🖤
9 months ago
Awkward gesture my arse. Yes you can freeze frame anyone with their hand in the air, but they don't clutch their chest and pop a sieg heil. Unlike Elon. He knew what he was doing. Proof 1: (that's men with swastika flags on the left btw, Neo-Nazis)
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Advertise your BlueSky account in three words: Nonconformist malcontent
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9 months ago
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Genuinely thought this was an AI generated image of him.
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The Hard Times
9 months ago
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/mark-zuckerberg-recipient-of-worlds-first-rat-penis-transplant-announces-meta-will-stop-fact-checking/
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I watched Benn's video the other day - fascinating stuff (as are all his videos) AI is providing multiple grifting opportunities and all of it based on the hard work of real people. Thanks to Benn a light is being shone in one dark corner at least.
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