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Listens carefully, tweaks knobs and occasionally makes noises.
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Alice Roberts
23 days ago
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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derv
about 2 months ago
Come visit me on my goatsie website
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
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about 2 months ago
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Doing the 37 times table in my head usually does it for me.
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3 months ago
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It's National Hare Day, post some great hare
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3 months ago
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Tom Jamieson
3 months ago
Police say they can’t arrest the thieves who cleared out my house as it was my responsibility to opt out of being robbed by them.
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If you are ever in Alnwick, Northumberland, UK may I suggest Barter Books - massive bookshop, in an old railway station, two cafes and it's dog-friendly!
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3 months ago
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Leisure Suit Larry
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3 months ago
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Ruin a song by playing it on the ukulele while whistling the melody and putting on a twee YouTube video about some shit "life hack" nobody needs to know about.
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3 months ago
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I've just been reminded of this. Type "Kratz Barraquer" into Google... Quite the eye-opener!
4 months ago
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What's your sign? Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it, but years ago it was on the side of the road not far from where I live. Scrawled with a marker that was running out on a bit of raggedy hardboard leaning on a post: "Horse shit, pound a bag"
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5 months ago
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I was today years old when I first heard of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
5 months ago
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New pet name for your other half just dropped...
5 months ago
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Skipping quickly through the timeline, my tired and slightly befuddled brain read
@mooseallain.bsky.social
as "Moody Alan"
5 months ago
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Just tried this on my eggs - incredible! Never knew this.
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Natural Swing Hack
YouTube video by Produce Like A Pro
https://youtube.com/shorts/PXDkGhk3xj0?si=G6vOHr8EGA4eW79-
6 months ago
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Not an
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but a brand new category!....
#UnfortunateWatermark
6 months ago
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Walk out and go home.
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6 months ago
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I really hate being told to enjog my doltclous even if it's been made daily with food.
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6 months ago
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Excellent new
#UnfortunatePause
#YouTube
7 months ago
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John Holbein
7 months ago
Look at the gender breakdown of who speaks in popular films!
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Simon Brew
7 months ago
My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.
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What actors expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
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7 months ago
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I see Nick Knowles has been moonlighting on Spanish TV
7 months ago
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... usually by about 8 am.
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7 months ago
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More
neal.fun
fun from Neal
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8 months ago
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Hive mind - does anyone have any practical and effective methods/products for cleaning the inside of a car windscreen without it ending up as a streaky mess? I don't think I've ever achieved it (despite trying several methods) in the last nearly 40 years!
8 months ago
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Dan Worrall
about 1 year ago
I thought of a way to make football slightly less mind fuckingly tedious: every five minutes without a goal scored, add another ball. Am I on to something?
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'I tried it once when I was 28 and didn't like it so I wouldn't have said that.'
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8 months ago
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"...with one 73-year-old woman telling the BBC: "My mum used to take us there when I was a girl for school shoes." So... she was, at the very youngest (40 years ago), a 33 year old schoolgirl 🤔
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Blunts Shoes: Leicester's famous shoe store closes after 40 years
Singer James Blunt famously joked he was the owner of Blunts Shoes in Leicester.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4j7jjde04o
8 months ago
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Just finished the 6th and final ending to
#atomfall
Some unexpected twists in a couple of the endings. All in all a thoroughly enjoyable game - sometimes good to start an area all tooled up with as much ammo as you can carry, other times a sneaky approach is best - all without constant hand holding.
8 months ago
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News Eye
9 months ago
Perfect, from Bruce MacKinnon.
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bleary
9 months ago
Seriously though, a fun thing China could do is say that their tariff is simply the equivalent American tariff (on the date goods enter the country), plus an additional 5% for admin costs
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List five famous people you've met, but with ONE you had a lengthy conversation about constructing igloos Eric Morecombe Thomas Dolby Dan Cruickshank Gordon Giltrap Phil Jupitus
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9 months ago
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One of the comments on this summed it up perfectly: "I was begging this to end and never stop at the same time". An auditory and visual assault - bloody brilliant!
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IGORRR - ADHD
YouTube video by Igorrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGIvO4eh190
9 months ago
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Been playing
#Atomfall
and I just found a "Last of the Summer Wine" reference 😁
9 months ago
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Chris Addison
9 months ago
-> Scoop: The Independent State of Papua New Guinea is to open a newsagent. It will have sidelines and be crunchy. The Independent State of Papal New Gibbons was founded in 1786 as a cheese sandwich under the tutelage of Oscar van Bureen, the deep seed diver. Thank-you for using Gemini AI 👍/👎?
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Slept in an Underworld t-shirt and woke up in a River of Bass
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10 months ago
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I managed about 10 mins and had to give up. Some films are good-bad, but this is bad-bad.
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10 months ago
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Going for girth rather than height
#styscraper
10 months ago
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Ding Dong Merry Lee
10 months ago
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Apparently it's salty...
10 months ago
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Benn Jordan
10 months ago
I love how throughout the entire franchise nobody was ever like "watch out for the incredibly recognizable hairless guy with a barcode on the back of his head"
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Reading the replies has got me wondering about a pizza topped with onion, olive, pineapple and anchovies
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10 months ago
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Prepare to lose an hour or two...
neal.fun/stimulation-...
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Stimulation Clicker
Stimulate your senses
https://neal.fun/stimulation-clicker/
11 months ago
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Dubnobasswithmyheadman Second Toughest in the Infants Beaucoup Fish A Hundred Days Off
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11 months ago
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One of my favourite vaporwave albums (it's even on the phone I'm typing this on) Definitely worth a listen - Richard's description is spot on.
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11 months ago
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Catherine Fletcher
11 months ago
Oh so NOW the AI guys are worried about intellectual property theft
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OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
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31 years old and still working perfectly
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11 months ago
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Tim 🌈 ♾️🏳️🌈💛🤍💜🖤
11 months ago
Awkward gesture my arse. Yes you can freeze frame anyone with their hand in the air, but they don't clutch their chest and pop a sieg heil. Unlike Elon. He knew what he was doing. Proof 1: (that's men with swastika flags on the left btw, Neo-Nazis)
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Advertise your BlueSky account in three words: Nonconformist malcontent
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11 months ago
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