Prediction: future generations will be dumbfounded when they learn that the term "Trump Derangement Syndrome" was actually coined by his supporters to refer to his opponents.

Jesus Christ. We go mad about one bloke we wrongly released, yet hear next to nothing about this horror? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

They think we won't notice that Nonce Andrew is being retained at his majesty's palace instead of detained at his majesty's pleasure? I noticed. #NonceAndrew

No one seems to know what to call him now... Can I suggest "Nonce Andrew"? It's a suitably British term, close enough to his old title, leaves no ambiguity regarding who it refers to. Agreed? #NonceAndrew

Naive school teacher incentive: "Jemima came top in the test, Jemima gets an extra pudding at lunch" Everyone: "yay Jemima!"

Munchkinisation is a word, right? youtu.be/mKiV5H4bXMg

Caution: hot takes inside. youtu.be/a3O3FiGYBxo

Word is Musk and his team are currently working to reanimate the corpse of Donald Trump. Biggest challenge: current AI model is way too coherent and makes sense some of the time.

In all of human history no-one has yet devised a form of torture more excruciating than the school play.

I called one of my viewers a c*** Is that bad? youtu.be/s8JGUzZCynU

“This is not mixing!” @danworrall.bsky.social is back and reviews an over-marketed, AI-powered channel strip audio plugin that claims to do the hard work for you so that “you’ll effortlessly get your mixes spot-on 100% of the time”… How do you expect it to end? 😉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkWJ...

another heater from @danworrall.bsky.social explaining - in pretty easy to understand terms - how the classic transient designer works: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCGw...

“There is no such thing as an ‘illegal immigrant’” My myth-busting piece for The Guardian today arguing that it is factually inaccurate & totally, utterly wrong to say that undocumented people are ‘illegal’ & are automatically ‘criminals’. I bring receipts:

No-one follows me for political commentary, but fuck it here goes anyway. That shit show in the Oval Office went about as well as Zelenski could have hoped.

YouTube: "how many times do we have to tell you? We want low effort videos with click bait titles please"

There's an angry flerfer in my comments! youtu.be/PlcwZMb09Pw

Is this an instruction?

Should I allow YouTube to allow third party AIs to train on my content..? <strokes chin>

Trump will be assassinated so Vance becomes POTUS, and this will be blamed on the left and used to justify a purge.

I thought of a way to make football slightly less mind fuckingly tedious: every five minutes without a goal scored, add another ball. Am I on to something?

I guess I'm announcing videos on here now... surprising no-one, I made a Pro-Q4 video. youtu.be/IXWkViqU2K8?...

Went to buy my usual coffee beans: -did you get through that last bag in a week? - um, yes? - i bet you use an espresso machine then? - err, no. Hand grinder and v60. Why, is that a lot? - um, yes. - I don't care. Fuck you, give me my coffee. Ok I didn't say the last bit.

Hello Bluessky. I guess this is Twitter without the Nazis? Great idea, I wonder why no-one thought of that before?