Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

I think I might be done with Bluesky? Sounds like everyone's posts are now going to be scrapped by AI so users of this new app can let AI decide what they actually want to see rather than curate their own timeline. I can't imagine most the artists I follow will be sticking around if that's the case

Imagine dying overseas because Rob Schneider successfully lobbied for a return of the draft

I wish I could find my 8th grade book reports about @stephenking.bsky.social's The Stand. The book was so long I was able to convince my English teacher to let me use it as the subject of all four of the year's reports. Here's a thread telling the story of how I'm pretty sure I met King:

Fans of Harry Potter should have just read IT in seventh grade like a normal person

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The LotR memes will continue until morale improves 🚗

the LotR memes will continue until morale improves ⚔️

the LotR memes will continue until morale improves ⚔️

if you hate this kind of shit and want to support studios that put the art of their games over the profit, please consider buying and playing Yacht Club's "Mina the Hollower" when it drops this spring. the studio has staked their independence on its success, and it's their most ambitious game yet

Manga has ruined my brain. Now whenever I'm reading a comic, if the top most word bubble is aligned right, my eyes default to reading right to left and I get really confused for about 30 seconds. It's only mild inconvenience and usually funny to me, but it's definitely a thing 😅

Que sora sora

This goes for me too. Just a heads up.

Miku’s face is basically why this meme exists and thrives… #叶ミク #SareeeISM

And this is why no amount of free games will ever get me to install Epic Game Store. I wish Unreal engine wasn't so prolific in game development, because my preferred amount of money I want to give Epic is $0.

Watching the classic Canadian film Strange Brew. One of my favorite details in the film is when Bob & Doug walk in on their parents having sex and for the second it flashes to them, it's Dave Thomas on top of Rick Moranis in drag.

Cabin Boy is a great film and deserved better

Let him use the toilet, maybe it's still got the magic.

It's funny how every time I settle into my comfort rut and think, "You know what? Maybe I'll stick around Ohio. It's not that bad." Ohio gives me like five new reasons to move. This world is so frustrating and exhausting for no good reason.

Watched Cold Storage. A lot of good pieces, but added up to a pretty mediocre movie. Good cast and seemed well directed, but a sort of dull and unfunny film. Felt almost like it was trying to be an early James Gunn movie, but the script just wasn't strong enough. 5/10.

I fear we’re gonna get a lot of mileage out of this Barret meme.

I finished Akiba Maid War a couple nights ago, but it's really stuck with me. On the surface it seems like a goofy concept for a cheap gag, but it really works on so many levels. Having a Yakuza story acted out by maids really illustrates how stupid violence and toxic masculinity can be.

Walmart app is out here snitching on itself over its variable online pricing 😂

Tips For Saving On Gas https://theonion.com/tips-for-saving-on-gas/

Nerd culture is funny because it fooled an entire generation into thinking that if you liked sci-fi and disliked sports, that somehow made you smart.

Sucks because I've got some exciting stuff I want to talk about, but I'm also actively trying to reduce my digital footprints because the Internet has become a privacy nightmare. But eventually it might not matter, because a lot of stuff I have planned requires a public presence. Complex situation.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

....well I should've figured the cool new Flash alternative? vibecoded AI slop made with Claude, ie chat gpt with a less embarrassing veneer what a goddamn shame. The actual flash is available to download and run as abandonware these days, here: animatearchive.neocities.org?home

I was laughing so hard when Jeremy described Gene Roddenberry as "a Navy veteran and enthusiastic sex pervert", I had to pause the video. Talk about just cutting to the quick of a man 😂

My Chuck Norris story. I programmed the Chuck Norris show back to back with the Mr T show on Boomerang on Sunday’s action block. Chuck’s wife called and said that they were going to sue us because he didn’t get residuals or some bullshit. I kept scheduling it. They didn’t sue. The end.

Mick Foley quit the WWE to post social media videos reminding us to hold the administration accountable for their crimes against immigrants.

I just want to let you all know that I make the some of the best cheeseburgers in the world.

Every time I see Don Jr and his brother what's his face, I can't help but think about the Hardly Boys from South Park.

Whenever someone like Chick Norris dies, it becomes a weird game of "is this person mourning the bigoted piece of shit also a bigoted piece of shit or just someone that is culturally stuck in the year 2012?"

Honestly forgot Chuck Norris was even alive 🤷‍♀️

Stayed up late to finish Akiba Maid War. I really liked it a lot. Laugh out loud funny at times, but also a sincerely good crime story in the mold of the classic hard boiled Yakuza dramas it was homaging. Also loved the art design. It did a lot of things visually, but did them well.

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Hey! Anyone know any good horror webcomics with body horror in it? Looking for something new to read.

I don't think I have a single friend playing Marathon. The only talk I see of it is from media outlets and journalists. Not saying it has no fans, it's just I don't personally know any and that's pretty weird for me and my extended circle of friends. Maybe they're just not talking about it? 🤷‍♀️

Evergreen.