I would put this on my dorm room wall like a Warhol print

It is your comedic duty as a human to yell "IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!?! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!" If you witness something like this in real life. Trust me, it will be hilarious.

We need to bring back the pillory

the fuck it will

Esther's friends are going door to door tonight sharing her photo. If you see Esti, please call 911. She is loved and missed. Please share this beyond Toronto.

Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup https://bit.ly/4ftZis4

Jesus, GG coming out hot with this one 😅

Ok, calling it done.

This man is a multimillionaire. He doesn't need the money. What he needs is to continue to abuse this woman. This is a public form of the same humilation and financial domination he subjected her to in private. Public abuse.

*Arthur Morgan voice, choked with tears*: "Little Urara's never won a single race, Dutch. Not a damn one. But she tries so hard... She's not out there runnin' to be the Twinkle Star Climax Champion, Dutch! She's out there'ta have fun and spend time with her friends!"

I want what they have

it's Friday Night

Apparently Xbox is CaSe-SeNsItIvE. Confirmed for Linux.

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

This is something I have problems talking about, because I've definitely benefited from male privilege as I naturally present very masculine... but it's also come at the cost of crushing some of the favorite parts of who I am as a person. Spending years walking a line afraid I'll tip my hand.

'The Silence of the Lambs' (1991) dir: Jonathan Demme 📽️ #OnePerfectShot

It's weird when my timeline is kind of dead before midnight. Leaves me wondering if things naturally died down because it's a weekday or just that everyone I follow got suspended for making fun of someone from Bluesky?

Changed my user name. Going with a screen name again and not legal name. Done trying to make my name "my brand". Using our real names on the internet was one of the worst collective decisions we ever made. Everyone who opted out made the right choice.

Achieved a big step in my plan to de-Google. I have been getting phone through them since the Google Voice days. Made the switch out to and got a physical SIM so I can easily swap if the need arises. Might give Graphene a try now that I'm not tied to Google services. We'll see.

Happy Piccolo Day to all who observe

Did this one to try out a new brush and mixed media. For sale. DM inquiries.

the truest sign of machine intelligence will be when grok goes no contact

The Gullwings have arrived at the Met Gala

I appreciate what Patreon's trying to do with this new update, but I really don't need or want another social media platform. I have zero interest in hanging out in their app to talk to people or discover new creators.

I see a lot of thoughts for Rudy Giuliani, not so many prayers.

Around minute 94 of THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979), during the closing credits, we see Miss Piggy speaking briefly to Janice in the screening room, and the film finally passes the Bechdel Test.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Farscape Community Star Trek TNG South Park Tenchi Universe Futurama 30 Rock Parks and Recs Archer Cowboy Bebop Ghost in the Shell: SAC Late Night with Conan Breaking Bad Stargate SG1 The Venture Brothers

This thread is golden 😙👌

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

I'm looking to add some web comics to my newsreader. Anyone have some recommendations for comics that are still updating and have an rss feed? #webcomics

I have been getting burned out playing Umamusume and I think I finally put my finger on why. It's starting to feel a lot like wasted time (beyond typical video game time wasting 😅). The higher levels of the game are so competitive that 90%+ of my runs are useless. Even if I do everything right...1/

I would probably enjoy the irony of the "Blue no matter who" crew threatening to leave the DNC over the endorsement of Platner if he wasn't entirely problematic and possibly a Nazi. That said... it's still pretty funny.

one time I said "great, the system works" to someone who had just haughtily informed me I'd lost a customer, and she got so mad I thought she might actually die

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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

"It's a rom-com version of 'The Purge,' Liz, where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year."

The unwritten caveat here of course being that they weren't paying taxes anyway, so net loss to the state is $0 and arguably a net positive societal gain

It's weird that all these musicians are getting bio-flicks after their music rights have been snatched up by a big corporation...

When the polycue goes all out for the local Ren Faire

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

which way, walking disaster

Normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEW!!!

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before https://theonion.com/disney-promises-star-wars-fans-a-new-era-of-blind-stabs-at-what-they-seemed-to-like-before/

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life