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“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

The market is buying the lies. 2 weeks from now they will not.

hmm

Why does an unelected property developer and real estate lawyer, with no military background have this much responsibility and exposure in matters of war? Brit 🇬🇧 looking in from the outside.

New lows for $ARES and $OWL.

Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.

“We all bought futures in our trading accounts well before the attacks”

The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

Van Orden won in 2024 by 2.5 points. Probably lose by double digits in November

Recall that Binance co-founder CZ was pardoned by President Trump last October.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un oversaw the test launch of strategic cruise missiles from a new 5,000-ton naval destroyer, the country's state media said.

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

Uh oh H/t @horadam.bsky.social

One thing I've been stressing is that, if Hormuz traffic remained stopped, the monumental oil supply shock will manifest as sharp price spikes in wealthy nations that sap disposable incomes In poorer countries, the shock will manifest as outright physical shortages.

These are just enormous Hispanic swings:

Bam Adebayo and his mother Marilyn Blount after his 83 point classic. What an absolutely beautiful sight to see ❤️❤️❤️ #NBASky #SkyHoops

Continues to converge weekly, Another week or two in Iran and dems will be the fave.

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Oil at $83 and they are this desperate?

can only fire that gun once

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Can’t lie your way out of this one. The strait is open or it’s not. And if it its closed, this gets a lot worse before it gets better.

Thom Tillis refuses to budge on blocking Fed chair pick Kevin Warsh confirmation

"Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz, not us."

#$OWL death 🌀 - on the lows. Down 10% in a week, 25% last month.

@dieworkwear.bsky.social roast him

Dan Ives comes on cnbc. *changes channel*

Russian assisted. Witkoff approved.

plenty of trump cabinet officials and high level aides are thieves and grifters and con artists and worse, but i think witkoff may be an actual no-shit traitor

Republican senators going to war with Koch backed libertarian think tanks.

Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in: 2008: 0.3% 2024: 19% @nytimes.com #GildedAge www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...

They don’t want to let 7 dead Americans get in the way of their billion dollar pay days from Moscow. Disgusting.

Leaders of both parties should be calling for Witkoff's immediate resignation after these remarks. He is a Russian patsy, a traitor, and this has just gone for too long. It is has to end.

QUINTANILLA: Do we think the Russians have shared intel about US military assets, and if so, why would we be giving waivers on oil sanctions? WITKOFF: I can tell you that on the call with POTUS, the Russians said they have not been sharing. That's what they said. We can take them at their word.

This crisis will continue to get worse until normal traffic through the Strait resumes, and, at this stage, even if the conflict ended today and tankers ramped back up to 100% Hormuz flow, it would still takes months to return to anything resembling normality.

Kolanovic.

They’re calling at the most open strait in history folks, just unfettered commerce

What is happening to Larry Summers will also happen to this current admin’s lackeys once the C Suite class and their media outfits have permission to speak freely.

Woke 2 solves this

24 hours later -- not a peep out of any House Republican leaders or any Republicans in Congress or the Tennessee GOP at all about this. I go no responses from anyone I reached out to. Guess they're all fine with comments like this!

OWL below yesterday’s worst print. oil isn’t the only story

It seems to me the easiest way to calm fears about crude oil would be for the US Navy to actually execute a safe escort of an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz. That they haven't done this yet is a tell, IMO.

HONG KONG (AP) - China reports its exports jumped nearly 22% year-on-year in January to February, while shipments to the US fell 11%. @apnews.com

Tom Lee always finds the silver lining for the US stock market except at the lows when he hesitates.