The shark has been jumped...

The shark has been jumped...

A friend just called me 5 consecutive times amd the banged on my door repeatedly for 20 mins despite knowing I have no choice other than to sleep but I fauxed being MIA. Apparently she left food outside my door. Now I feel like a bitch but I've told her it's akitten coronavurus quarantine zone.

Had another surprise visit from mental health care folk... passed with flying colours. The sheer waste of precious NSH services when so many are struggling to access any help at all is truly obscene.

Still cannot get into private messages so if anyone wishes to speak to me feel free to message me on Twitter where I just have an account for mostly DMs so I don't lose touch with group chats etc. AmberTiff4321

This is 100% true and verifiable by Kristian Evans or anyone who ever met my disgusting, vile grandfather.... Bill Evans. Aged about 21, around a year after my mother died I was very ill and stuck in bed. CONFESSION OF FAMILY ABUSE... FINALLY!

Vitsi että tää iski mulla nauruhermoon 😁

If mansion owners paid a fair council tax, local authorities wouldn’t be in such a mess | Simon Jenkins

The United States is extremely close to this campaign (foretold by The Simpsons) becoming reality. #EvanEhtNioj

Nova! Where for art thou? Supernova I mean... from twitter... with the sexy thing high boots. That lovely lady.

Would love to give artwork credit but have no idea where this originated. .

whatcha gonna do when hulkamania runs wild on you

We're prepared to move forward... I'm not a cat

It's okay to be a dumb fuck [This is now an account of relentless inspiration and positivity]

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts. The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative. Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

Shouldn’t medical staff be prioritising patient safety as well as pay? Also for collegues?? Long covid is a risk to all @unison.org.uk Deaths are ongoing, this is just one article on the shameful amount of preventable covid deaths. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

England's water companies circumvent rules on exec pay. Yorkshire Water boss was paid extra £1.3m via offshore parent firm. UK company law is weak The payment not disclosed in annual accounts. End the circus. Nationalise water.

Amber Tiffany is now single. Again! 🦭 Ah, the peace is blissful and so nrautufull quiet and the incessant texting is now beyond me and I am inaccessible due to blocking. I did warn him that would happen but appararently getting the last word in is just THAT important.

I offer you this… (obv not such a striking picture though :) ) xkcd.com/1814

It's that wonderful time of day when my male jet black folded eared kitten, Chadwick Boseman, sucks the nipple of equally male Jesse Jedidiah James. It's truly heartwarming and nipple tickling to see.

When the moon hits your eyes like those huge pecan pies, that's...

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Just sayin’ 🥺🤬💙🩷🍀

When the moon hits your eyes like those huge pecan pies, that's...

Thanks Sassy! @sassy0210.bsky.social @madgreek2024.bsky.social @starbucksjunkee.bsky.social @teedublavee.bsky.social @larrycolvin.bsky.social @stephen5150.bsky.social @thelisaa81.bsky.social @littlemissemmet.bsky.social @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @therealkimmymm.bsky.social #RATR

[beauty salon] cannibal: give me a chopped Bob hairstylist: what

if the membrane ain’t insane then i don’t fuck with it

Current mood

My pastey skin covered twiglet arms are why crutches, or action sticks as I call them, pose such an extreme sport like challenge for little feeble me.

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I've got me a good old fashioned case of SCURVY! I've already had osteomalacea which is the adult version of rickets. I'm going for the adult trifecta of Victorian diseases. Give a white semi trashy girl a hand here, please. Which one's next? Dysentery? It feels lije thatcus the way to go.