I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

I think they're doing a lot of this egregious stuff to ragebait us. Not today, Mr. Rock.

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

Wolves win on an extremely awkward Rudy jumpshot

By this same logic, Donald Trump bears direct personal responsibility for the murder of Melissa Hortman, the assault on Paul Pelosi, the guy who showed up armed at the Obamas, the attempted pipe bombing of several prominent Democrats, the January 6th rioters who assaulted cops, and many many more.

I’m convinced that Threads has some kind of algorithm that boosts the worst posts you’ve ever seen and promotes getting dunked on

I’ve been posting these insane motivational wolf t-shirt graphics in the group chat every playoff gameday. Today’s graphic, dedicated to Jaden McDaniels:

Brought my son to this football game in hopes of him becoming enchanted by the game; instead he ended up crawling under the bleachers

Beggars certainly can’t be choosers, but it would have been nice if Ayo’s nuclear game was after a contract extension, not before. Good for him, I guess!

Ayo is shooting 71% over the last two games. Absolutely nuts.

Happiest he was all night 🤣

Almost lost my mind when this happened, had to explain my behavior to my wife

Mr. President, I’m trying to watch a Minnesota Timberwolves playoff game, can you not do this right now

This is a naturally-occurring perfect Tim Heidecker moment

Here's a highlight reel of Ayo Dosunmu running around making layups and hustling in Game 3, set to a Sonic drum n bass remix 😍

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

23 points on 9-11 shooting, mostly graceful finishes attacking the rim. Ayo is a delight.

This feels like a night where Rudy might shoot a 3. Please, god

Ayo is so so good at something I personally find very difficult in basketball, sprinting as hard as you can at the hoop and converting at the rim while being closely defended. I love him

It’s a new sensation to me that the Church is speaking to a moral ethic that not only I believe but also have always kind of felt radical about believing. Like is this what my believer Grandma Joanie felt about the church?

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

I learned this weekend that you can just buy regular weed in MN dispensaries now. When did this happen? I feel like it flew under the radar?

Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social. 70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge. 30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation. 7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

My boss just showed me how insanely good the new ChatGPT is at graphic design. I love having $15k in debt from getting a masters in design while seeing the downfall of the profession happening rapidly in front of me

Jaden McDaniels, deadpan delivery, on what worked for the Timberwolves offensively. Jaden: “Go at Jokic, Jamal, all the bad defenders. Tim Hardaway, Cam Johnson, Aaron Gordon, their whole team.” Q: They’re all bad defenders? Jaden: “Yeah, they’re all bad defenders.”

I learned about "wild births" last night via the Pitt S2 finale and I'm ready to say it: this concept is extremely bad www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

I'm Dr. Abbott from Pitt

Me and the fellas at the cabin this weekend

After years of searching, I found the perfect hat. Yes it’s a cool design, but the model itself (New Era 9SEVENTY) is a stretchy snapback that is very comfortable. Even for big heads. Highly recommended

I'd like to propose "MacBook hitting concrete" as one of the universe's worst sounds. Based on personal experience yesterday.

Rewatching the Rugrats series with my kids and it’s a really, really good show.

classic poster behavior honestly

Is it just the IPAs talking or does the guy on the right of this Turf Club mural look like Obama?

Extremely proud of myself for fixing/replacing the entire inside of an old Weber gas grill and now it works really well. Gave myself about 20-30% chance of success pre-project and I beat the odds. Computer guys CAN do stuff like this, you just have to believe

Hennepin Avenue in Uptown Minneapolis, 2010

I don't think it's a "problem" that there are fewer teen pregnancies. I think fewer teen pregnancies is a good thing, actually,

I hope nobody forgets about the ICE/immigration utter bullshit for a long long time. Inflicting tons of pain and trauma to innocent people for no reason. Giving this person a chance at life is supposed to be the American Dream.

every time i see a dog in the grocery store i grow closer to snapping

"AI is garbage, bro, it gives you wrong answers like half the time and the other half the time makes you stupid." Overheard a middle schooler chastising a fellow student for suggesting they use AI. Whole middle school herd started mocking the AI kid. ...We need to let these kids at the tech bros.

What in the world.... @sickoscommittee.org

RIP to an early internet giant

Cool local marketing job opening: marketing manager for Animales BBQ + Berlin. www.bluefoxconcepts.com/job-listing-...

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

"I was tired of having to put my pronouns in emails!!!"

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

Who’s the best/most trusted person on here to send community aid? Thanks. Would prefer Mpls/St. Paul area.

Kirk Cousins’ agent should be negotiating the ceasefire with Iran I am not joking