Young Joni is available

At least I woke up deaf in one ear

Watching this felt like the very few times I’ve been on drugs

Tell me with a straight face he's wrong here

Owner says in this that his strongest customer base is suburban white women which is, uh, certainly something given the neighborhood, branding, whole vibe, his connected businesses, etc.

A pillar of the local music scene could use our help! gofund.me/40545ad07

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

no one: my mom: you look like you've lost weight

If you're the type that could really use some more Neko Case and some swelling strings, well do I have good news for you

NFL, bienvenido a la resistencia

It's like sending the Smurfs against Sauron

you gotta wonder if screech owls are like “damn, it happened ONE time.”

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Only surprising comic who is doing the Riyadh Comedy Fest is Pete Davidson

We are simply not ready for how stupid the names are of this coming generation of conservative influencers

I want to hire someone to mop my floors and change the strings on my guitars

I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole." www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

Took off work to do a special job for my side hustle but then I threw out my back so I can’t do either something something capitalism

Gen Zers will post a TikTok that’s like these 5 guitarists are underrated!! and the first one is John Mayer

I often think about how my generation got fk'd when it comes to media for our favorite music. Boomers got film and vinyl, late Millennials and younger got high-def video and whatever media they want. With so many of my favs it just like three out of print CDs and two terrible 244p videos on YT.

I know it's not much but after ten years I finally managed to teach my neurodivergent kid to tie their shoes

The Tom Green Show Undercutters Pizza sketch but it's just me walking along St. Anthony Main on a random fall evening telling any of the dozens of engagement shoots that I'll do it for cheaper

Thought process on my walk tonight: “I know that lady from work someh…oh, right, that’s actually my united states senator”

I have a new go-to phrase when my boss asks me if my work is ready

Bought some corduroy tonight

watching kimmel tomorrow

Jimmy Fallon, crazy-eyed: I still don’t know what’s going on! Nobody does!!

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

What if we kissed at the MOA Nordstrom DJ show

It's to save our constitutional right of free speech!! he shouts over his children's wails of anguish at not being able to watch Bluey anymore.

not for nothing I really don't appreciate this constant stream of old trump goons I keep seeing that I later find out are functionally the same age as me

Had some family members that didn't do this shot for their kids and they only got two of these diseases so

I can’t fucking believe I lived to see pro- and anti-regime Man Show hosts

Well at least the new iPhone update sucks

We’d be in a much stronger position right now if mainstream Democrats had taken a common sense stand for First Amendment principles instead of piling on undergraduate standing up for Palestine.

*standing in the back* Oh man I can hardly hear, I wish they’d say it a little lou… oh good!

*time travels back to 1999* “It was widely viewed as the inflection point after which no one could deny that state censorship and much worse was happening… yeah, the host of The Man Show, same guy…”

ah, well

OK, I really don't mean this to become a whole thing, but is there a shortish answer to why Minneapolis/Frey's approach to the unhoused is so reviled while St. Paul/Carter's approach is not? What does St. Paul do differently? Are the material conditions or funding drastically different?

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Rilo Kiley? Good band.

Oh a forced sale to regime allies? Shocker.

Yesterday I saw someone who I recently went on a date with walking with a 6'4" muscle-bound good looking guy with a full head of hair and I was like, hey, we both got an interview

ok he stole this from dril