Amy Miller
@amymillercomedy.bsky.social
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green eyes, chunky thighs, eatin chicken pot pies. local rapper
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Aaron Rupar
2 months ago
Trump is now 57 minutes late for his speech but at least we're getting an emo version of Hulk Hogan's theme song
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Hi it’s me letting you know I’ll be in Sunnyvale all weekend!
6 months ago
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donni saphire
9 months ago
I could sleep but I prefer to dwell and murmur and slowly decay
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It’s confusing to mourn a celebrity’s dog but I don’t know the dogs age and I know Gene Hackman was 95.
9 months ago
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Paul Myers
10 months ago
Just a reminder that you can pre-order my new book JOHN CANDY: A LIFE IN COMEDY (out October 7, from House of Anansi) and that it’s written by a Canadian about a beloved Canadian, with a Foreword by another celebrated Canadian and it’s published by a 100% Canadian publisher. 🇨🇦✊🏻
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Parker Molloy
10 months ago
Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies
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Wait so if u have a job working for the government and the current assministration fires you, can you apply for unemployment or is there some Hudsucker Proxy style chute that just rockets the request right back down to the basement
10 months ago
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James Medlock
10 months ago
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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Sick of Valentine’s Day steaming trying to gaslight me every year into believing Will Smith is the star of Hitch.
10 months ago
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wargen
10 months ago
some people are book smart, some people are street smart, i'm goblin smart
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DC Pierson
10 months ago
“Would you like still or sparkling?” - me asking how I should look in the picture you’re taking
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donni saphire
10 months ago
I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Why are you giving my new friend problems?
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Abby Chava Stein
10 months ago
New Yorkers: I don't care how much you (and so many of us) hate the established Democratic Party. PLEASE REGISTER AS A DEMOCRAT by this Thursday. It's the only way to vote in the mayoral and council primaries, which, as usual in NYC, is basically THE general election (in most of the city).
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Better Things Are Possible
10 months ago
Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me
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happy bday to joe pesci
10 months ago
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Coach Finstock
about 1 year ago
My wife said Tom Brady looks like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and now that's all I see
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Welp I did my first post here
10 months ago
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Rain in LA makes my p*ssy wet.
10 months ago
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