FOX asked their officiating expert why this wasn’t offsides, he said “hold on, I gotta take another look at it” and then logged off and never came back. Honestly I respect it

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messi finally has the record, for now

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

Wait, Jackie Bradley Jr. plays for the Clowns?!?

Mamdani is amazing, but shoutout to his speechwriters. I'm envious of this speech.

Me, giving into my post-migraine salt cravings while eating lunch at my desk.

I literally just said the other day “We better never find out that Nate Bargatze is MAGA, it will break my heart.” Welp. www.tennessean.com/story/entert...

cabo verde only committing one foul in a game where they were on defense basically the entire time is unreal. they just hung in there and thugged it out for 96 minutes

Cape Verde is ranked 67th. Spain is ranked 2nd.

In 1863, Lincoln signed the National Academy of Sciences into law as an INDEPENDENT non-gov entity. Since WW2, we enjoyed pre-eminence in research. We benefitted from Germany's brain drain. We had the privilege of first access to next gen treatments before other countries. They looked to us. 🧪🧵

The Dutch have arrived in Texas

Curaçao's goalie today

Dude Curaçao has a smaller population than Macon, Georgia and the most popular sport there is baseball and they just scored a goal on Germany at the World Cup

My only allegiances to Curaçao are really that, for a brief moment in time, Didi Gregorius was one of my favorite Yankees, and my husband and I honeymooned there but OMG I just accidentally screamed right in my mom’s ear as they scored that goal. 🇨🇼 🇨🇼 🇨🇼

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

Update: Every return train on the NE corridor is sold out today. Chances are, I won't find a seat when I board at Trenton so my only ask is that there be Knicks chants the whole way south.

"Most of all, this series had what the NBA has been quietly craving for five decades: a title for the biggest and baddest city in the land, a place with basketball in its blood and precious little silverware to show for it." Very much enjoyed Aaron Timms on the Knicks' title today:

think i got this right, here is what the spurs win probability maxed out at in each game the knicks won according to ESPN's win probability: game 1: 94.1% game 2: 83.6% game 4: 99.6% game 5: 97.1%

Imagine you live in New York City and you’re not that into sports and you have to walk your dog now.

One day, I will tell future generations of the night I went to Madison Square Garden to… attend the @joshgroban.bsky.social concert that happened the night before the Knicks won it all 1,800 miles away in San Antonio. One day.

Fireworks are going off in my parents’ neighborhood… we’re just outside Trenton. 😂

This is why you pick a team and stick with them. This is the payoff. This is the reward for remaining loyal. What a beautiful moment. Sports are special. So is this team. Now they’re champions. Forever. GO NY GO NY GO! #AlwaysKnicks

I’m watching this game on my phone under the covers in my childhood bedroom as if, at 36 years old, I might still get lectured by my parents for staying up late (I mean, I might).

Kazuma Okamoto hits this ... to the 500 LEVEL! 😱

Also, to anyone whoever laughed at my habit of purchasing Amtrak tickets months in advance at the mere possibility of going somewhere.. I got my roundtrip tickets for $70. You can't get from DC/Baltimore to anywhere close to North Jersey/NYC this weekend for under $400 now.

I'm heading to NJ this weekend and (so far) I'm resisting every urge to politely beg my 70+-year-old parents to sit outside in 100-degree weather to attend an MiLB Draft League game...

Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game

It's stories like this that make me fall back in love with both @thebaltimorebanner.com and Baltimore (and our food): www.thebanner.com/culture/food...

Jazz is never gonna use his own bat again

Jazz, you are only permitted to swing with Judge’s bats.

Great, now two important men in my life are potentially dealing with thoracic outlet syndrome. (The first being my husband.)

How busy have I been today? I've been drinking iced tea that tastes slightly of dish soap for the past 90 minutes because I haven't had a chance to swap it out with something else.

wow, four world-class soccer players in one ad

Update: I did not guess the timing correctly, but I did sleep almost nine hours courtesy of a lot of Motrin and the Yankees’ sleepy offense

OK migraine sufferers: We're going to drop from about 95 degrees to the 50s/60s in about a 15 hour period. At what point do I preemptively pop some NSAIDs? As the storms roll in? As they're winding down? (I don't have an active preventative prescription, sadly.)

I know we need the rain. I know 95 degrees before Memorial Day (again) is a bit nuts and that climate change is horrible. But like... WTF is this Memorial Day weekend forecast?

With Soto healthy, the Subway series feels more like a Yankees split-squad game.

Welcome back, Mallory Swanson! Mal makes her return to the pitch after having her baby.

It never ceases to amaze me how so pitchers are so incapable of tossing a ball in a non-pitch fashion

Bahaha as a diehard @washingtonspirit.com fan, this still made me laugh.

Did i attempt to do this… yes yes i did 👀😂 It’s not great lmaooo

As someone who works very close to Camden Yards (and as a Yankee fan who was somewhat considering going to tonight's game), I'm very much still thrown by this new tradition of shifting game times to accommodate weather forecasts that are... you know... not always totally accurate.

I'm stuck on a NE corridor train that's running nearly an hour late (we haven't left my departure platform yet because of a broken down train in front of us) and I just remembered I packed a bag of 13 Jersey bagels (mostly to gift). Will anyone be gifted a bagel or will I eat all of these? TBD.

Nope. Updating the 1-877-Kars for Kids jingle into a rock version did not solve for anything.

Oh these are SWEET.

John Sterling died this morning. Reupping this from his retirement: defector.com/john-sterlin...

I can't say I'm shocked but following a week that's just been – to quote a friend of mine – "a shit silo" of bad news, I would like for the bad news to... you know... stop. RIP to the greatest who ever did it. 💙

José the Coyote, you will always be famous ✨

This is the most detailed 3D rendering of a eukaryotic cell to date, obtained using X-ray, nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR), and cryo-electron microscopy datasets. 🔬🧪