Fantasy owners who started Skattebo this morning

There's a six episode Australian TV show from 2023 called 'Totally Completely Fine' and it's really quite wonderful and funny and heart wrenching and sad and hopeful and exceptionally well written and now you know about it too so check it out #filmsky #scriptsky

Some days I think I'm a mature adult, and then other days I keep articles like this open in a tab alllllllllllll day long and switch over to it every time I need a mood boost www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine -Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump

Don't worry Yankees fans, once you factor in Canadian tariffs you're only down 8-0 right now

I've been in Paris for eight hours and now I've been smoking for 10 years

Is "The Natural" a perfect movie? No. But have I ever *felt* a moment in my bones the way I felt Hobbes realizing Wonderboy was broken? Also no.

If you can help, please do. Pretty monstrous stuff here. Arrested at her scheduled green card meeting after having gotten married. We are in Hell. www.gofundme.com/f/help-barba...

It might not feel like it, but Trump is failing. The more pain he brings, the more the resistance strengthens. It's been said that it's always darkest before the dawn. It will get darker...and at this point, I hope it does...because the problem...is also the solution. You can feel it.

I have a lot of deadlines in front of me but I'm also a Mets fan and it's the last week of the regular season so that means everything can wait till Monday

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. How action movies from the 70s and 80s led us to the brink of fascism 2. Mystery Science Theater 3000 3. The religious underpinnings of the first 3 Indiana Jones movies and how the last 2 fumbled the ball in modernizing them

It is not a coincidence that most of the videos you see of ICE agents using excessive force seem to feature unarmed women half their size. 🙃

My rewrite the first screenplay I ever penned, 'The Legend of the Legend of Firesteel', made #AFF second round this year. I'd hoped for better but since it's a VERY silly adventure about a kingdom where the heroes and villains have unionized, I'll take whatever laurels the fests offer. #scriptsky

I just want to live long enough and do enough to one day be able to answer an interview question the way Orson Welles answered the question about Elia Kazan at the 1982 Cesars, is THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, UNIVERSE

Not getting Kimmel tonight? Tell your local broadcaster you want him on air. Start here: Gary Weitman EVP & Chief Communications Officer (972) 373-8800 (office) [email protected] Jessica Belucci SINCLAIR [email protected]

I am casting ONE MORE ROLE for my 90s rock audio drama, Phantom Pulse!!!! this time we're seeking an LA-based Black actor with (or comfortable with) she/her pronouns!! please share around, we want to hear from as many people as we can!!

In honor of the great Robert Redford's passing: if you like @missionrejected.bsky.social and have never seen 1993's "Sneakers", treat yourself at the earliest possible convenience.

I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

Was he one of the all time greats?

Yes there's a lot going on right now, but Department Q might be the best thing ever

The Simpsons really did make it impossible for me to hear the words 'banana bread' without reacting

Remember how scary it was for the 36 hours where it felt like the Right could explode into violence as a repercussion of an assassination? That's what our trans brothers & sisters feel like every fucking day We have to protect them at all costs. They are our line in the sand; not a bargaining chip.

The one time we got the smoking gun of undeniable ideology that mapped neatly onto american partisanship in political violence was J6, and we decided it was too scary to treat it as such, so now we return to deciphering memes of school shooters like medieval peasants panicking at an eclipse.

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Someone passed on a script I wrote today, but it's the highest level of the industry that's ever passed on me so I'm celebrating that :)

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Look I know there's a lot going on right now but we as a society are not talking enough about the jealous snowman sequence from the new 'Naked Gun'

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

We as a society don't give the Margaritaville guy enough credit for ultimately accepting responsibility for his situation

First draft of the script sent to the exec. Now we wait.

Attention voice actors! Midnight Burger needs you! This season is going to have more casting demands than ever before. If you are a voice actor looking to work with us, we would love to know about you! . Please send your website or demo reel to [email protected] . #voiceactorswanted

This is a huge setback in my plan to marry Taylor Swift and/or Travis Kelce.

That moment when your script maybe possibly doesn't suck anymore

Reformatted the title page eleven times then edited six sentences before stepping away for a snack, if you must know how the writing is going today

When you realize FadeIn lets you open the same script in two different windows

Trump is spending billions on ICE detention camps. From June–Aug 2025, 80k people were booked. 65% had no criminal record. Only 7% had violent convictions. Less than 1% for murder. Meanwhile, the homeless are swept into gutters. No housing. No healthcare. Just cages.

Zod and Priscilla: get you a dude can do both. RIP Terrence Stamp

If you live in DC and are active on normie social media sites, you should be flooding the zone with videos of boring peaceful life in the city.

If I ever don't burst into tears when Marty grabs Doc Brown into a spontaneous hug in 1955 before getting in the Delorean, just put a bullet in my cold dead heart

the explanations for how Evil Dead 2 is remake instead of a sequel ignore how the funniest / most in character possible option is that Ash just went back to the cabin a second time.

New episode, featuring the vocal talents of many of the @missionrejected.bsky.social team. Plus some noise from us.

In the end you will always kneel. Not to mention like you. There are no men like me. There are always mem like you.

Back to the Future would have been fine if Eric Stoltz hadn't been fired

When you realize that Liam Neeson can anchor both Schindler's List and The Naked Gun.

If I'm South Park, I'm doing an episode where Dean Cain tells anyone nabbed up by ICE who he is and if they want his autograph (they always say "Dean who?" and tell him to eat 💩). He'd definitely be giving away head shots and offering selfies too.

If people were to sign up for ICE, go through paid training — then just not show up. That’s not a crime right? How much work and bureaucratic tape would it be if everyone kept quitting on the first day? How much of their time and money would that waste?

I wonder when all the national media is going to start breathlessly reporting every day on how all the rollbacks of equity programs, scholarships, and social justice centers on college campuses at behest of this admin makes black, brown, trans, and queer folks feel unsafe

Classic Vinyl on SiriusXM just followed up Pink Floyd's 'Brain Damage/Eclipse' with Jimmy.Buffett's 'Margaritaville' and I hope that's the closest I come to a schizophrenic break in my lifetime