DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

So Trump and his children can now just choose to pay zero taxes and be completely immune to the consequences? I mean...they already kind of were I guess, but now they can stop pretending to care about those pesky "law" things.

Best thing I’ve read in days. This….. “The question capital would ask here is: What’s your growth plan? And the answer, to be brutally honest, is that there is no plan that includes infinite growth, because the lie of infinite growth is a one-way ticket to misery.”

The most succinct, damning condemnation of modern hyperscaling growth-at-all-costs capitalism I have seen in a while.

It's time for overtime playoff hockey which calls for an iconic Jon Bois tweet

RyLee Crnadall

I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

More than I can eat. I can eat a lot, but 5 plates of B&G is a more than a lot.

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

My plastic hobby isn't terrible expensive (disc golf), but my cardboard one (Magic the Gathering) definitely can be.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Saw the new Mortal Kombat. Was it good? Not really. Was it awesome? Absolutely.

One of the defining hallmarks of our modern age is that people in charge of good things are willing to make them incrementally worse for a chance to make more money, knowing most people are powerless to stop it.

I know this isn't the point, but why are the bars the same size?

Moby Duck

Thread. This is important. Thread.

remembering the days of altavista and ask jeeves and hotbot and turning to dust and blowing away in the wind

Driving down a 4 lane road. Left lane is stopped 10 cars deep. Right lane moving normally. Get to the front of the line. Tesla with the driver banging on the steering wheel because the car saw a red light at a non-intersection stopped. Laughed out loud for at least a minute.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

$5.75 to wash dishes at Bert and Ernies in Helena MT.

It is objectively bad for democracy that both blue and red states are doing extreme gerrymanders. But the only feasible solution — a national ban on partisan gerrymandering — has only been endorsed by one party. And it's not the one complaining about Virginia right now.

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Over the past 20 years, Seattle lost the Sonics thanks to the stewardship of Howard Schultz, saw dozens of stores close while the company engaged in apparent union-busting, and steadily reduced its local headcount. There's coffee everywhere, Seattle. Spend your money elsewhere.

The most harm from this evil, fascist regime will be done by RFK. Truly a monster among ghouls.

Seattle Mariners batting helmet full of nachos. Basic? Yes. Delicious? Also yes.

Some of you have never looked straight into the mouth of madness that is an ultralight backpacking forum, and it shows

My most sicko-coded baseball opinion is that the shift could still be legal if guys were just willing to check their own egos and bunt into the open space. This is art.

I am 6'5" and it never occured to me that not helping reach the top shelf was even an option.

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Montana mught vote red in nearly every election, but they aren't conservative in the modern sense. More like actual libertarians are supposed to be. "I don't give shit why you are trying to tell someone what gender they are. The Gubmint shouldn't have an opinion on that."

imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons

Smart-anything is worse than the non-connected equivalent.

Going to be hard to top this female coach in the German men's fifth tier

The fact that someone with the power to do so threatened to bring down the Vatican and i am unhappy about this is just, one of the crazier things in recent history

I am, and it is, and no, they don't

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

Today I learned I can read German

gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever

I know MLB players don't do it, but Woo should absolutely have given Trout a "my bad" there, even if it wasn't sincere.

so this is obviously not the coolest thing anyone has ever said in a movie but I genuinely consider this line delivery one of the single greatest character establishing moments in all of cinema the "baba yaga" speech is riveting but this is everything you need to know about john wick in one word

“This is my island – I have to defend it,” said a defiant Mercer Island Mayor David Rosenbaum as he painted tar over the station’s stair and escalator steps. “You guys over there, you got the flame torch contraption ready for anyone who tries to use the elevator?”

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"