Israel performed a literal quadruple tap attack in Lebanon to massacre three separate sets of medics. Truly pushing the bounds of human depravity. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened. Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah. (h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

Why do I get the feeling that, at your last birthday, you invited all your friends and then held the party in a phone box?

Like a cicada nymph leaving behind an empty shell, I feel one dose of Plenvu would leave a perfectly hollow homunculus that would echo gently ‘bot’ every time the wind whistled through what once should have held a functioning brain.

I’m currently enduring the mortifying indignities of colonoscopy-prep and while I couldn’t wish this on anyone, I might wish it on him in particular. I feel that he’s so full of shit that if it were systemically expelled then there might be nothing left, which would be a relief to everyone else.

It’s not even been 24hrs and it’s almost halfway to £100k- the pockets of billionaire mega-donors may be big, but there’s a hell of a lot more of the rest of us. It’s been a long while since I last felt the glimmer of hope in politics. I never thought I’d see so many believing in a better tomorrow.

Why is this filmed like it’s at a wake? Why are there so many cuts? I’ve seen YouTubers with fewer smash cuts. How many takes did they have to smash together to salvage *this*? Why the side angles that feel like a documentary about the broadcast of a dodgy politician, than an actual broadcast?

Outside of the content (not that he says much meaningful, especially with local elections) why is this filmed this way??? So many camera cuts, so maudlin, those weird camera angles - it feels like it’s from the documentary about the downfall of a politician who did unspeakable things.

Reminds me of the quote from Frankie, to paraphrase: “I was personally all for giving Mrs Thatcher a lavish, publicly funded cremation. But then she died.”

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Vet prescription fees to be capped at £21

okay, a happy holidays video, we see those all the time *ten seconds in* "a british warlord named coroticus" you have my attention sir

Breaking: the DOGE deposition videos have been taken off YouTube. On Friday the government asked a judge to intervene, said the videos could cause reputational damage, death threats. Judge agreed, ordered them removed: www.404media.co/doge-deposit...

An astounding statement from a federal judge about the executive branch, generally; the Justice Department, more particularly; and these subpoenas, specifically.

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

Who in the world is blasting Peter Andre in the year of our lord two thousand twenty six?

“The Green Party kicked me out for transphobia [Darren Johnson was suspended in 2024], so I joined Labour where they welcomed me with open arms” isn’t the boast they think it is. @zackpolanski.bsky.social and the Greens can’t stop winning, even when Labour try to write hit pieces.

Migration is part of what makes this country great. We're not an island of strangers - we're an island of neighbours. The Green Party will always support fair & managed migration.

For all of you concerned about your holidays 🙄

Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV

I said when this was announced that the only ethical response was everyone leaving and joining trans inclusive groups in protest. I’m impressed by the hundreds of women who have:

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

The Green Party: "We would like to have a sensible conversation about legalising and regulating drugs" The Prime Minister: "ZACK POLANSKI WANTS TO PERSONALLY SELL CRACK TO YOUR CHILDREN" Adults in the room etc

for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau

Every question headline should end like this “Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer” “Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer” “Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc

People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse

We’re on a speedrun to bluesky banning anti ai hate speech but leaving anti trans hate speech awesome

We have heard that the Green Party has passed a motion at conference calling for desegregation of trans healthcare and to end the practice of GICs and to move it to primary care. And you can definitely see why they voted for it here: www.wearequeeraf.com/gender-clini...

Do you like JRPGs??? Do you like MUSICALS?!! Do you like when friends who had a dream to make a game for their childhood selves to love AND THEN THEY DID?! Some of my dearest friends have made a game for you.

Ok this was funny.

Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

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He advocated for my kids to be both stoned and lynched, Sally.

The government of ironic resignations ➡️ Watch the latest episode of Page 94: The Private Eye Podcast on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=euHn...

oh my god

The post itself is incredible (and correct) and I think about it frequently but the phrase "what a clinically insane yet correct take" is imprinted on my psyche now. www.tumblr.com/sparrow-va/7...

I'll never forget this thread

Remembering Charlie Kirk's Greatest Hits

bury yourself with him like an egyptian slave

the President and everyone around him are terrified that they will be attacked and that's informing the response.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before. Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

Just stop oil got more condemnation and blanket coverage and criticism