the guy sitting across from Peter Balkan:

y’all this year i am seeing Jack’s Mannequin on a bill with Illuminati Hotties and then (separately) The Mountain Goats twice, all in the span of 1 month i’m jazzed as heck

working in a healthcare setting reinforces my belief that circumcision should be outlawed in these united states puerto rico guam american samoa the virgin islands ugoslavia cambodia brazil australia turkey sweden anarctica maine and the rest of the fuckin planet jesus christ

"Stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited" is perfect, made even more brutal by being a basically polite critique. I want to follow JKR around whispering it to her like the guy who would say "remember thou art mortal" to Roman generals during triumphs.

I want to smoke cigarettes, I think this means I need to touch grass.

Do transphobes really think that I would CHOOSE to piss this often????

gender critical? yeah baby I think gender SUCKS

An unfortunate reality of the summer goth is the inevitability of getting sunscreen on one’s black clothes.

A friend recommended eating overnight-soaked almonds to help with memory. Problem is, I keep forgetting to soak my almonds.

How are things going over here? Y’all need anything?

Anybody else feel like throwing up and/or crying like a lot recently?

I finished twin peaks the return today and genuinely, what the fuck?

Eating salad is a cerebral experience.

reminder for those who haven’t yet been banned that airbnb sucks balls

These are two of my favorite people in the world ♥️

Saying "it's not cool to use a slur" isn't censorship and it isn't fascism. But, you know what is? The federal government doing "Ctrl-F and delete" of every mention of trans people on government sites. If you think they're not trying to remove us from public life, you're not paying attention.

The first people targeted by fascist are always queer people, the disabled, and racial minorities. And it never stops there.

I bought a car today. This seems banal, but it feels like a big deal to me.

I love doing a deep clean of my phone screen so that I have a fresh slate to smudge not 3 minutes later.

transgender is like crab rangoon

In the days to come, we will need to lean on the most important symbol of working class survival yet to be established: pancakes for breakfast

I decided to quit smoking again on a whim so all day today I popped a mint every time a craving hit and I think this is my life for the next several weeks

New single comes out in 6 days. Have you hit the pre-save link? Have you ever hit a pre-save link? I did it once. Minimal effort required and I promise this is a jam you’ll want to hear… laurajanegrace.ffm.to/your-god-god...

My new single that comes out in 6 days has a dildo on the cover art and the song is about God’s Dick… I won’t really be able to promote it on meta platforms and I’m almost positive Spotify will either remove it or suppress it. Physical media is important.

I can’t sleep so instead I’m violently shaking one leg outside of my blankets, as if that will fix it

When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

At what point do we think folks will start talking impeachment? Mid-February? Final days of Lent? Passover desert course?

and on top of it all I started writing a song about my dad getting arrested. I’ll offer no additional context, yet beseech alms for my woes nevertheless

I don’t necessarily think watching all of Infinity Train would heal me, but I think it would make a dent in the horrors

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

Christ and the Two Thieves Crucified, Michelangelo Buonarroti (ca. 1560–70)

hell yeah

I’m really glad I stopped working for the post office before all this shit.

I keep almost crying, then not, then almost crying, then not, then almost crying, then not, then

Cheekface was right. Fuck all the transphobes.

If you needed yet another reason to not use Spotify anymore, here you go. Go absolutely fuck yourself, Daniel Ek.

brazilian parliament building says TRANS RIGHTS

Interview girlie clocking in

Please. Trans and intersex solidarity before it's too late. We intersex folks also deserve community and aid regardless of whether or not we choose to adopt the label "trans."

I’ve been listening to brat for the first time (don’t come for me) and I want to do a cover of I might say something stupid that’s nearly unrecognizable

FYI google have now stopped "-ai" working at the end of your search string. So put this at the end (after a space) instead: &udm=14 Fuck you #google. #AI

Have been and will continue to be a proud Ace Hardware dyke 🫡

RFK saying that “Blacks” have better immune systems and shouldn’t get the same vaccines as white people should be disqualifying. But we live in really dumb times.

I’ve had 2 interviewers this week comment on how great my interviews have been so. Y’know. 💁🏻‍♀️👄💦

manifesting✨

i will not feed the algorithm my fear, i will alchemize it and bring it to you as strange beauty