I sent you my latest mix revision pls respond

I'm a slut for live soundboard audio stem tracks.

sending stems for you to mix is my love language

In the late 80s-90s there was an absolute explosion of dudes falling into vats of chemicals in media. This was a prophecy. I feel the most recent round of deregulation is ensuring the absolute Tromafication of America.

catch me on stage chanting the ancient local musician mantra: "Can I get more vocals in my monitor?"

if the Beatles were Filipino then John, Paul, and George would be calling him Kuya Ringo

some of y'all never stuck a feather in ur hat and called it macaroni and it shows

how are we doing on time?

what if Chuck Schuldiner was Filipino?

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

the library fucking rules, dude

snorting Ricola

some of y'all have never felt the gnawing worm of conscience and it shows

americans don't care when women, people of color, and lgbtq+ people are shot but they care a lot when a white man that always spews hateful rhetoric is shot

everyone on social media all of a sudden have an opinion to voice about political violence. so weird to see.

what do i believe ? i believe in music. i believe it's something that exists beyond us, that has a connection to the divine. i believe that when you play or make music you are channeling the spirit of the universe through you

why does Mr Bean talk like that?

what if Mr Bean were the singer of the smashing pumpkins?

sorry, dad, I couldn't think of a nice way to say America stinks

idk why im even bothering to teach guitar lessons. all you do is stroke off the guitar until it cums notes

Musicians should be allowed to busk at the DMV

trying to meditate at the DMV but everyone is dropping their phones and wallets. It would be a lot easier if they blasted Smashing Pumkins in the PAs. I wonder if Billy Corgan works here.

what if Billy Corgan worked at the DMV?

gonna hire Billy Corgan as a birthday clown for my next birthday

what if they blasted Smashing Pumpkins at the DMV

practicing meditation at the DMV

lol I just saw like 3 people drop their wallets in the span of like 30 secs. weird energy here at the dmv

pikachu and gastly swinging

why does les claypool play bass like that?

I do believe in captain crunch for I am the frizzle fry

I played videogames today. wtf?

When I was an Amazon driver, holidays weren’t really holidays. Nobody gets paid holidays. If the holiday falls on a day that you’re regularly scheduled, you have to make up that day to get your regular weekly hours. Would it kill the company to give everyone real paid holidays? Happy Labor Day.

no wearing white after today or you'll be visited by the labor day fairy

stop complaining about music these days and just make some fucking music

I shared my grandmother with the ether about a year ago with this interview. Today she left this planet, and not only did she affect my life, but the reaction this video got was amazing. She will live on in me and perhaps some of you. Viva Lucille! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTR-...

ordering the soup of the day and using it as bong water

LIVE ALBUM COMING SOON Calabio Twins - Live @ Shit Show #sandiegomusic #twins #nonbinary #genrefluid #circusmetal @skidmarq.bsky.social

LIVE ALBUM COMING SOON Calabio Twins - Live @ Shit Show #sandiegomusic #twins #nonbinary #genrefluid #circusmetal @skidmarq.bsky.social

I dreamed I took a dump so huge I thought it was a horse's ass.

my Eagles? The.

don't get it twisted I'll take Steely Dan over (the) Eagles any day. It was wrong of them to give Donald and Walter noogies and steal their lunch money

it might be cliché but I unironically like the song Hotel California by (the) Eagles. good song though.

just got "ma'am I mean sir"'D at seafood city hell yeah

nooo don't use partiful ur so sexy aha

twins are stupid

I wish twins were real

what if the king in chess had massive tits. like bigger than you can possibly imagine. we'd still have feudalism now

what if the king in chess could teleport

at my gig last saturday night, the beater fell off my kick pedal during the second song. I just hit the floor tom where the kick drum should be. my bass player didn't even notice. what an idiot.