As a relatively new glasses wearer I am upset that no one cautioned me that before you buy that pair you think looks good on you, you should make sure they’re not Dahmer glasses.

Facebook and Instagram Tighten Censorship Rules for Saying “Antifa” by @sambiddle.com Meta’s new rules let it ban users or suppress comments that include the word “antifa” alongside “content-level threat signals.” theintercept.com/2026/04/14/f...

TACO Tuesday.

Wow, that's awful. Have several alumni friends.

We've ceded the lead in green energy tech to China and idiots like this keep doubling down on ignorance.

It’s already TACO Tuesday!

According to Rick Scott we need the government whom we also do not need.

checkmate, fellow terrorists

The reality of this is horrible, and the optics were so staggeringly bad. It's like someone inside is trying to further tank Trump's approval ratings. I bet it was Melania's idea.

President Trump’s 2024 campaign manager and political advisor responds to former GOP Congressman Madison Cawthorn.

It’s that time of year!

Having driven uber / lyft for several years and being intimately familiar with the economics of these apps I can 100% promise you that this is complete bullshit. You couldn’t get $11,000 in tips if you sucked everyone’s dick at the end of the ride.

Oh my what a Schlapp in the face this is

DoorDash grandma being a paid political operative makes it all the more noteworthy that she refused to participate in Trump’s transphobic slop garbage this morning

Maybe this is all the orb’s fault. Remember the orb?

He’s not going to get less embarrassing if elected. Can we be done with him already?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

The SPECIAL SAUCE is GONE.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV, Jesus, doctor.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

If you’re born with no spatial awareness at all do they issue you a Costco card right away or do you have to wait until you’re 18?

Not the onion.

Blasphemer, or babbling moron?

Is there any specific outlet that the NYT thinks deserves some criticism for journalism that attempts to provide a rational framework for Trump’s actions?

These colors don't run. 🏳️‍🌈

Nonsense.

You can catch me at the gram, by which I mean my electrocardiogram appointment.

Jesus is a literal prophet in Islam, practising muslims hold him in pretty high regard. It's when you ask people in the West who make Christianity their personality about Islam that the disrespect flows

Another L.

Iranian Muslims revere Jesus more than American Christians.

AOC: "I thought that fascist takeover attempts were going to be architected by evil geniuses. I was not expecting how unearned, nepotistic, mediocre, and just dumb so many of the people architecting this were going to be."

The administration’s usual attention to detail.

Chat, is it good to have your boss threatening the pope a couple of months before your book on why you converted to Catholicism is due to be published?

Congress, you’re back today, right? Right?

Ah shit, here we go again.

I’d like to believe that it was JD Vance’s appearance that sealed the deal.

Of particular interest to rescuers and other animal people: the CDC has “paused” rabies testing, and they can’t track it without testing. Only CA and NY state labs can test for rabies. Be careful out there.

the funny thing about sending jd vance out to do sensitive diplomatic negotiations is he has literally no experience. like, none whatsoever. he doesn't even have related experience in lawmaking or some executive role.

Any bets on tonight’s desperate Truth to convince the markets that the war’s end is right around the corner?

Every time a US official says “nuke-yoo-lar” my teeth itch. Dubya did it all the time and it made him sound like such a hayseed.

US announces new phase of iran negotiations to be led by Kid Rock and Joe Rogan, to be held at Dave and Busters in Austin

No cards? They’re holding a strait. (Credit to SNL)

Impeach.

Again, not true, but that would mean higher prices for Americans if it were. Which we’ll have anyway due to global supply shortage.

Congress, u up? Well rested from that vacation yet?

Give that man the Medal of Freedom.

Alex Jones is not holding back on his old pal Trump after Trump attacked him and others and called him stupid for opposing the war