Charlie Kirk's memorial was a flop. The pundit class panicked, thinking it was going to be some huge win for Trump. But really, it exposed why the MAGA movement can't expand past its base. The thrid rate Christian rock exposes why. www.salon.com/2025/10/01/m...

Man, fuck this guy sitting next to me on the plane. So I’m in the middle section. There’s 4 seats: 1. Some guy 2. empty seat 3. This fucker 4. Me This man was granted an entire empty seat next to him, but that wasn’t enough for him. He needed to lean on my armrest and spill into my seat.

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Look, you can just say you didn’t like it. You don’t have to eat my screenplay.

@openvibe.social is there a way to turn off these notifications without turning off all notifications? I’m not see an option in the settings.

Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here

Happy International Cat Day!

Mexican entrepreneurship knows no limits… Behold the ICE officer piñata 🪅

here’s just a list of numbers

WHY 😭

Ame wants to riff this movie too

youtu.be/W73RWBlNfwQ Video Jukebox 1, for everyone who missed it. You can see me riff “Stop the War” by Speak at 21:25.

No Kings Rally in Austin Texas

Fuck I.C.E. I.C.E. Baby

For decades, Sec. Kennedy has spread lies about vaccines. Now, his misinformation will lead to preventable illness & death. Firing independent experts is a dangerous move that makes it harder for Americans to access vaccines that are safe, effective & essential to saving lives.

Happy National Donut Day! Went to Duck Donuts

“On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let's build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy Pride Month!” - Sesame Street 💚💛

Won Master Pancake’s inaugural Video Jukebox Audience Riff! Ame is examining the jersey I won. I get to keep this until someone else wins.

Happy #FreeComicBookDay

Did it!

The Pope met JD Vance and went to talk to his boss about it. That boy is in TROUBLE!

Happy Easter! youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM?...

Sometimes I watch action movies and ask, if I was in this situation in real life, how far would I make it before failing/dying/giving up. Like in Die Hard, there's no way I would book a six-hour flight to attend someone else's office Christmas party

I made cookies. They’re alright.

Ame found evil Waldo

Ahem

Always liked this poster, and it's also a nice demonstration of perception as hypothesis and the importance of context. Dead-eyed-hungry expression on panel 1 big fish and panicky-running-away expression on panel 2 big fish is just the same expression flipped.

youtu.be/ZAI0chCeYtY Thanks, @capt-pete.bsky.social !

"To crush the tyrant, niceness has no place, for fascists bow to power, not to grace. In brutal times, we can't be soft or meek, with steely resolve, we break the tyrant's streak. Our fury roars, our shouts must shake the ground, against their rule, with fierce defiance bound." ~ Dr. Jack Brown :-)}

New weird Coke flavor is out!

I think a lot of the people that rightly make fun of the idea that becoming a billionaire means you must be smart and competent fall into the same trap thinking that being able to take over and damage a country would require you to be smart and competent. Not required for either

Watched Two Towers today, for no particular reason youtu.be/k6C8SX0mWP0

We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one. shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...

Here’s the Nintendo Switch 2

(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

Have to deboard the plane in Austin. Apparently, they can’t fuel the plane because of a system wide computer outage. You know how flight attendants sometimes ask if anyone on board is a doctor? Can they do that for software engineers? I’m willing to help.

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

This is not parody. I mean, it is, but they actually did do it. theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

If you’re coming over from the Bad Place and want to nuclear block the chuds who ruined Twitter, here’s an easy way to do it: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign