My daughter (the inspiration for my Wonderland Award-winning book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK) just graduated high school, which means it's time to extend my little tin cup and begin building the "Send Robert's Daughter to College" Fund: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2026/06/happ...

If you're a retailer and want to carry WYRD in your shop, reach out!

Great stuff from @nohr.se and such good art from Kat Martin. A must for anyone who Borgs.

alexei-vella.itch.io/liminal-the-... #backrooms #ttrpg #minimal #liminal #liminalspace

Very niche but I made a player guide and character sheet for Chorogaiden and just put them up so anyone can use them. It was everything I needed as a player for a recent game. sloank.itch.io/chorogaiden-...

Zine coming soon: SALT, SPIT AND SILVER. Dig into MÖRK BORG’s core classes and find the people and the context behind the stats. Why did your Fanged Deserter flee? What is your Heretical Priest’s heresy, and your Gutterscum’s lowest low? Find not rules, but beliefs, stories, and sins. Printing now.

Writing and graphic design by @nohr.se Art by @pavora.bsky.social Editing by @kaijupoet.bsky.social

Just backed www.kickstarter.com/projects/ran... by @kaijupoet.bsky.social Pumped for some kaiju!

I’ve made a game of colossal monsters fighting titanic beasts and destroying cities as they do!

Holy shit! MHP is open for submissions!

Get yourself a fantasy TTRPG where every class plays with their own unique set of rules. Yahtzee barbs, dice combining wizards, diceless clerics. Dragon Slayers has something for every kind of player. gilarpgs.itch.io/dragon-slayers

Eat shit and die Nazi scum

One week left on my winter sale! Grab a game or the whole catalog. itch.io/s/175006/gil...

My novella *Dybbuk in the Doorway* is eligible for the Literary Nasty Award for Long Fiction! Takes a second to vote and I would be super appreciative if you would nominate my book! It's on KU and I think it is my most potent and best written work yet. tinyurl.com/LitNasty

"This rabbi can get rid of the rats in your home!" Fun story that appeard on Dropout TV. Not sure the actor's name that tells the story. Anyone know who the rabbi is? h/t @kaijupoet.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/mGjN4...

Brand new Mork Borg supplement by Nate Southard!!

My haul from the incredible @monkeywrenchatx.bsky.social I also donated a couple of my books to the store.

Get your copy of Vicar of Fists by @kaijupoet.bsky.social poet direct from DarkForestPress.com today! #IndiePress #Bizarro

@spookhouse.bsky.social we’ll be playing your game, Vampyrvania tonight on Wandering Monster! www.twitch.tv/wanmoncast www.youtube.com/live/wHcLvIn...

Check out @robertstahl.bsky.social 's interview with @kaijupoet.bsky.social ! www.robertestahl.com/interviews/i...

Had a great time finding out how author John Baltisberger wants to get killed in a horror movie. (Hint: it involves lots and lots of cockroaches.) Thanks for your time, @kaijupoet.bsky.social!

Check out this review of @kaijupoet.bsky.social 's Vicar of Fists! bibliophiliatemplum.wordpress.com/2025/07/17/v...

The Vicar is approaching. Prepare yourselves and pre-order a copy of Vicar of Fists by @kaijupoet.bsky.social today. amzn.to/4kEXqMd books2read.com/u/me6XER #VicarOfFists #supportIndie

Vicar of Fists by the Wonderland Award winning author @kaijupoet.bsky.social , comes out next Tuesday! Pre-order anywhere books are sold. #bizarro

Vicar of Fists comes out in just over a week! What happens when thug from Arizona accidentally finds himself the new Pope? Why he gets hunted through the streets of Rome by angry priests! You can preorder my love letter to pulp action flicks right now! a.co/d/cbODfwQ

The Vicar is coming. Protect the rectory! Vicar of Fists by the Wonderland Award winning author @kaijupoet.bsky.social ! Out Tuesday, July 15th! #supportindie #bizarro #vicaroffists

This Battle Binderz is available as an add-on and goes perfectly with the Vast Grimm Zine double feature! Link the the KS in the thread youtu.be/FEj0FpbwF2Q?...

@waymo.bsky.social needs to explain this to me

I think people underestimate their ability to help support a game just by telling a friend about it. If I hear a designer talk about their game, I'm not usually convinced. If my friend Will tells me to check out a game, I'm looking. Your words, oftentimes, are just as powerful as your wallet.

Proof copies look goooood!

@kaijupoet.bsky.social and I guested on the TorahSmash podcast, talking about monsters in the Torah. Check it out! www.torahsmash.com/post/episode...

Your #western #horror TBR Day 4! @torbooks.bsky.social @deadskypub.bsky.social @joannapary.bsky.social @barrykgregory.bsky.social @isabelcanas.bsky.social @cw-snyder.com @johndovercreative.bsky.social @seananmcguire.bsky.social @briankeene.bsky.social @kaijupoet.bsky.social

Behold my newest book coming out next month!

Want an peek at the new cover for Vicar of Fists by @kaijupoet.bsky.social ? Members of the DFP Patreon get it two days early. The full public reveal will be this Thursday! www.patreon.com/posts/cover-...

The cover reveal is imminent! Vicar of Fists by the Wonderland Award winning author, John Baltisberger, comes out this July 15th. @kaijupoet.bsky.social #coverteaser #vicaroffists

It's confirmed that @kaijupoet.bsky.social and I will be sharing a table at AuthorCon VI in Williamsburg, VA. Looking forward to coming back.

DYBBUK IN THE DOORWAY Eli never wanted to return to the childhood home he fled, but when his brother dies, he feels he can't run from his past. But there is something else in the old tenement building with them, something sensual, beautiful, powerful, and extremely deadly. a.co/d/635DRaQ

These new puzzle captchas are getting ridiculous

Coming soon my erotic supernatural horror novel, DYBBUK IN THE DOORWAY. I think it's my best work yet from a literary stand point. Bleak, horrifying, sexy. This is the book I wanted to write. This is the book I want you to read. I was this book to define me as a writer in people's minds.

ha! ha! storytime! a storytelling game show with 5 writers competing for your heart. @ryanb4890.bsky.social @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social @kaijupoet.bsky.social @michaellouisdixon.bsky.social dice.fm/partner/dice...

Hey y'all that use @itch.io, would you want to be able to buy my ebooks/audiobook on itch? is that a thing y'all would dig?

www.kickstarter.com/projects/kai.... Lots of cool grim-dark fantasy set in the world of Mork Borg. At the highest tier, I write a short story about you (or your character) being brutally killed and it goes into a published zine.

A cover I worked on for the new upcoming game by @kaijupoet.bsky.social: Its Shadow Means Death. Enjoy it! #kaiju #bigbadmonster

THE TIME IS NOW! @madnessheartpress.bsky.social is open for submissions for our 2026 year! We are accepting: + Splatterpunk + Bizarro + Experimental Literature + Jewish Genre Fiction + Leftist/Gonzo & Experimental Nonfiction tinyurl.com/subs2026

DEMOCRATS ARE MORAL COWARDS!!! The are not going to save us.

If you live in the NYC Metro Area, help spread the word about the S_onewall Action. Download, Print and Post the Action Flyer everyone in the NYC Metro Area (and don't forget LI, Jersey, Westchester and.. and...) #Stonewall See you on Saturday.