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The Murderhobo eZine is up and running! sites.google.com/view/murderh...

The Kickstarter campaign for the AN END TO SORROW - Insanity Edition is LIVE!!!!! It's gonna be sexy! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bla...

MURDERHOBO #1 IS ALIVE @mdpresley.bsky.social @jaredleys.bsky.social @queensbookasylum.bsky.social @aaronccross.bsky.social

Mark Lawrence reviews DUST OF THE DEAD! "It’s a wonderfully inventive tale with bags..."

Everyone reading my books right now are dead quiet, and that's not freaking me the fuck out at all.

You ever wonder if birds are just screaming because they're terrified of heights?

Hey, if you're waiting for RED SANDS to release, you can always read my SPFBO finalist, COLD WEST. www.amazon.com/Cold-West-Cl...

managemtg.com now has a free 7-day trial if you just want to get in and much about!

I built a Magic the Gathering app. Check it out, won't you? managemtg.com

IT'S ALIVE!!!!! The Kickstarter campaign for AN END TO SORROW (Insanity Edition), the third novel in the Obsidian Path series, has just been launched! It's gonna be gorgeous. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bla...

Now up for pre-order. Releases Oct 1. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H3GJ1GZ7/ When a U.S. Army squad massacres an Afghan village on bad intelligence, PFC Franklin Sims comes home plagued with guilt. Then his squad starts dying, and the thing doing the killing wears the face of his best friend.

Attention all book reviewers - Upon the Forge of Battle (Age of Wrath book 3) is now available on Netgalley: #BookSky www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

Get 50% off The Pariah paperback (other books are available, apparently). store.orbit-books.co.uk

Started a thing. Haven't had a breakdown quite yet.

It's time for another procrastination graphic. HERALD, book 1 of the Age of the GodEater is out now and book 2 is coming soon...ish. You can expect a bunch more pithy lines and a truly EPIC Fantasy.

I’m in the doctor’s office and I made up this song My foot is broken there’s something quite wrong It hurts like a motherfucker But I can’t complain Because my insurance doesn’t cover that

Having a ‘why bother?’ day. It sure is fun.

This book is fantastic, and I have no idea why I don't have Fort yet, NATHAN.

Three books in the pipe, so to speak. It's been a busy couple years. RED SANDS, a military horror set in the real world, is looking for an agent. GODSFALL, a post-apocalyptic fantasy, and ICARUS BURN, a sci-fi horror in the vein of Event Horizon are in beta/edits respectively.

HERE WE GO!! I am currently sending out review copies (ebooks only) for TWO novels! If you are a book reviewer with something more than a Goodreads account and you would like a copy of either of these novels, please either shout at me in the comments or drop me a DM.

Morning, friends. I have a broken foot, a pulled muscle, and enough Vicodin to stop a small horse in its tracks. Gonna be an interesting day.

My latest #BookReview is MORTEDANT'S PERIL by @rjbarker.bsky.social Due out May 19th! outofthisworldrev.blogspot.com/2026/05/book...

For the rest of the week, Altar is FREE wherever ebooks are sold! books2read.com/u/4jkZP5

LONG ISLAND MEMORIAL is available for pre-order from your local Amazon! "Long Island Memorial is an unputdownable thrill ride for horror fans, a science fiction-tinged madhouse of mayhem that will linger long after its gut-wrenching finale." —John Mauro, Grimdark Magazine

The paperback of my banter blood book is out today! Vampires, werewolves, sorcerers, politics, murder mystery, blood as a poverty & also a drug metaphor, stupid chapter titles Buy it, then buy the sequel hardback in 1 month Now that’s a summer of fun* *we may have different definitions of fun

Working on an old MS titled GODSFALL, a post-apocalyptic dark fantasy, while listening to Ne Obliviscaris.

I swear, practically everything I eat, no matter how innocent, makes my sugar do the roller coaster

It has been brought to my attention that I have failed to publish my monthly Self Published Fantasy Releases list for the last 2 months... Sorry, I've had some excuses going on and I won't bore you with them. So I am publishing March and April together! robjhayes.co.uk/self-publish...

Officially in the query trenches. It's quiet. Too quiet. *explodes*

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My grimcozy fantasy novel, DOGGED, is now available in audiobook! The book can be purchased through your local Amazon or Audible. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR3VNQVN

The clock is ticking! My nasty little cyberpunk novel, GHOSTS OF TOMORROW, will be FREE for one more day! Grab it from your local Amazon. And if you feel so moved, an honest review (whatever your opinion) would be hugely appreciated! www.amazon.com/dp/B06VTF9BSG

GHOSTS OF TOMORROW, my nasty little cyberpunk novel, is free for the next five days! Love it or hate it, if you'd do me a solid and leave a review somewhere, I'm really appreciate that! Grab it from your local Amazon! www.amazon.com/dp/B06VTF9BSG

LONG ISLAND MEMORIAL is up for preorder. If you like your horror disturbing, your doctors egomaniacal, and your reality wibbly, you'll love this: www.amazon.com/Long-Island-...

Advance Review Copies of LONG ISLAND MEMORIAL are officially ready! If you are a reviewer/blogger/booktok/booktube/bookstagrammer* and want a copy (ebook only) please don't hesitate to shout at me. *Sorry, but having a Goodreads account doesn't cut it.

Build Your #Horror TBR @cw-snyder.com @camerontrost.bsky.social @kjreed.bsky.social @daniel-lorn.bsky.social @desperatereader.bsky.social @tmlunnauthor.bsky.social @amweald.com @authorglennrolfe.bsky.social @crystallake.bsky.social @haloscot.bsky.social @radardeboard.bsky.social

Remember how awkward it was when I had two books available for pre-order? Yeah, well, about about three? LONG ISLAND MEMORIAL is bow available for pre-order. The book will be released on July 1st. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPHVBWDS

Form rejection from an agent yesterday. It was my birthday! And Easter! Ouch.

I am 50 today. Bleurg.

You ever just stop in the middle of your day and think, "Fuck."? That's where I'm at.

The final step on the Obsidian Path! THE LORD OF THE EMPTY MIRROR is available for pre-order from your local amazon. It will be released in ebook and on KU on April 13th. Paperbacks will ship on April 1st! That which kills you makes you stronger.

To celebrate the release of THE LORD OF THE EMPTY MIRROR, the final Obsidian Path novel, BLACK STONE HEART will be free from April 9th-13th from your local Amazon! www.amazon.com/dp/B083Y748QX

New author site! cw-snyder.com

Shameless plug. This website took the better part of 3 months to finish. It's the company I work for. So, if you're into modern, retro, somewhere in between gaming, we've probably got it. And if we don't have it, we can probably find it. rock30games.com

Have you ever thought, "I wish I could pre-order a book that's not gonna be released until August"? Not to worry, I got you. *pre-order is for ebook only. Paperback and audiobook will also be released on Aug 3rd. Acrylic painting by Adam Burke www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHT3P575

Penultimate edit pass, and I'm still catching shit. At what point do I just say fuck it, and send it on?

Might skip the shower tonight.

Pre-dentist. Dear God, I just noticed how much I look like my Dad.

I HAVE FINISHED A BOOK (PLEASE CLAP)