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Have you ever thought, "I wish I could pre-order a book that's not gonna be released until August"? Not to worry, I got you. *pre-order is for ebook only. Paperback and audiobook will also be released on Aug 3rd. Acrylic painting by Adam Burke www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHT3P575

Penultimate edit pass, and I'm still catching shit. At what point do I just say fuck it, and send it on?

Might skip the shower tonight.

Pre-dentist. Dear God, I just noticed how much I look like my Dad.

I HAVE FINISHED A BOOK (PLEASE CLAP)

Got behind a guy in a Tesla yesterday with a HODLBTC plate and a Bitcoin sticker in his window. My wife took one look and just said "So many red flags."

Random music memory: Johnny Diesel’s Hepfidelity was the first cassette I ever owned. Played it to death.

Dentist appointment tomorrow. I hope they don't steal all my teeth.

The Kickstarter for ‘Deep Magic Volumes I & II’, which includes two reprinted stories by me, is now live. #BookSky Check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/hij...

Made a vanilla cake with buttercream icing from scratch at the request of my niece, who ate none of it. So, I guess the office gets a cake.

Attention UK ear-readers - The Wolf’s Call (book one of the Raven’s Blade, otherwise known as the second chronicles of Vaelin Al Sorna) is on sale as a daily deal on Audible UK for £3.99. #BookSky #AudiobookSale www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Wolfs...

To the support guy who tried to gaslight me into believing what was on my screen wasn't on my screen, I'd like to talk to your cat. Ahem. Meow. Mew maow mew mew meow. Good luck sleeping tonight, shithead.

Jamiroquai is the hat's name.

Mornin'

Update on the fake job. Weirdly, they stopped talking to me

Look, my name! Hugo-eligible!

Got the ol' "let's interview on Teams" job scam, and I'm going to fuck with this person til they crack

All my friends are getting book deals and foreign translations, and clearly I need to kill the god of luck for fucking me so hard

The trade-in site and buying site are just about done, with the completed sales site launched early last month. That's a lot of websites in a short period of time and my brain hurts

The phrase scope creep has never entered my boss' vocabulary. And then he wonders why code breaks when we start pasting shit onto the functional site.

Birthday falls on Easter this year. I turn 50. I feel like there's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm just so tired.

This weekend's D&D session was brought to you by dinosaur races and an undead t-rex vomiting out zombies.

People who eat Reese’s Cups: Do you refer to it as ‘taking their paper panties off’, orrrr

If your TBR is more than 20 books, it's no longer a TBR, it's a library, and you should rent a warehouse just in case.

Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest, but it’s a book I’ve been editing forever

Increasingly terrible jokes: Q: What's metal and sounds like a bell? A: A bell. Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? A: Because they're all dead. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the road represents the duality of man, and the chicken is our subconscious.

Welp. Gonna have to print this damn MS out because I cannot for the life of me nail down the timeline fuckery from a document merge.

Wow, Wonderman is dull.

To celebrate Altar getting published wide, here's a sale for you! $.99 for the weekend! books2read.com/u/4jkZP5

Book ideas: Geese: God’s Mercenaries No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition: Surprisingly erotic moves for couples Hey, That’s Not My Finger 21 Things You Can Make From A Corpse: Rainy-Day Activities WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA: The Downfall of Fozzie Bear So, You Want To Be A Sewage Taster

DUST OF THE DEAD Advance Review Copies are ready! If you are a reviewer/blogger/booktuber/bookstagramer and would like and ARC, please let me know. Sorry, having a Goodreads account doesn't cut it. Genre: Heroic dark fantasy. Release Date: Aug 3rd. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHT3P575

Werds!

You know, I actually like my doctor. Reception could use an attitude adjustment, however.

Ever look at something you've written, and have no memory of it? Worse, you're pretty sure it's better than most things you turn out? It's like there's some sort of genius hiding in all the stupid. Comforting, that. Not terrifying at all.

DUST OF THE DEAD, is available for pre-order! This book is a dream come true for me. I got to tell a story that's been haunting me for years, and got to wrap it in hand-painted cover art. Acrylic painting by artist Tomasz Ryger Release (ebook, paperback, audio): August 3rd.

Peace through obliteration. God, I hate this fuck with every fiber of my being.

Every time I get invited to a podcast or panel: me: hello, I am very professional *briefcase pops open, spaghetti falls out* me: err, hello

Churned out two new book reviews this morning over in ye olde blog. Hadn't written any in quite some time and I have to say, it felt pretty good. Anyway, if you want to check them out, hop on over to Out of This World SFF: outofthisworldrev.blogspot.com?m=1

Piper graduated training classes today!

Shell’s watching Song Sung Blue, and it. Won’t. End.

Godsmack's Vampires riff on repeat. That is all.

COVER REVEAL!! DUST OF THE DEAD is what I'd call Heroic Dark Fantasy. The art is an acrylic painting by Adam Burke. Release date: Aug 3rd. The book is available for pre-order from your local Amazon. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHT3P575

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Hey friends! I'm going to do my very best to remain more financially stable going forward. Rather than asking for money, I'd ask that you put my name out there if you've had a good experience with my editing and critique. Looking to build my client base. Love you all.

Me, trying to open the bag in a cereal box without tearing it, set to Mad World.

I apparently need to do yet another pass on this book, and I'm sorely tempted to just trash the fucking thing and walk off into the woods.