To commemorate the passing of yet another stupid ass holiday, I'm opening up the Guffey Vault for a limited time only. I'm selling copies of both my first book (CRYPTOSCATOLOGY) and my 2024 collection, CRYPTOPOLIS! *CHOKE GASP!* Click here for details: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...

The latest episode of THE WARPED REALITY PARANORMAL PODCAST features an interview with Yours Truly! Part One focuses on my 2015 book, CHAMELEO. Part Two will focus on my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sB...

The Trumporium Theater of Terror! (A Play in 4 Acts): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-... #cryptoscatology #grandguignol #trumpepstein #jeffreyepstein

Cryptoscatology's Essential JFK Assassination Books (Revised & Updated): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/cryp... #jfkassassination #cryptoscatology

WONDERLAND AWARD WINNER FOR BEST COLLECTION! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a maternity guide! Replete with footnotes, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

If you want to know how we reached this nadir, read OPERATION MINDFUCK: QANON & THE CULT OF DONALD TRUMP, which maps out the anatomy of a ten-year-long campaign of asymmetric warfare directed against the American people by Trump and his cronies: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/its-... #orbooks

I'm very pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has won the coveted Wonderland Award for Best Collection!!! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-... #wonderlandbookawards #bizarrocon #bizarro #horror #darkfantasy #madnessheartpress

Last year, I was invited to speak at the STRANGE REALITIES conference where I delivered a lecture entitled "Mr. Ulmer's Cabinet of Wonder: Edgar G. Ulmer & the Cinema of High Strangeness." You can now see that talk right here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/mr-u...

Today marks the publication date of my latest book, HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD: AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE CINEMA OF OCCULTED TABOOS, courtesy of Headpress! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/holl... #headpress #hollywood #hollywoodhauntstheworld #garydrhodes #occultcinema

HOLLYWOOD HAUNTS THE WORLD COUNTDOWN: headpress.com/product/holl...

I can proudly state that NO AI was used to create my latest Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! If you'd like to read the very first book grown inside the test tubes of a scientific genius, then click here: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...

It's Almost Time, Kids... www.youtube.com/watch?v=l73U... #happyhalloween2025🎃🕷️👻🖤

I recommend checking out the latest episode of THE AP STRANGE SHOW in which Matthew M. K. Hopewell interviews CONSPIRINORMAL host Adam Sayne in a freewheeling conversation Hopewell describes as "a paranormal jam session!" podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

One year ago today, Madness Heart Press unleashed my eleventh book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, which has recently made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...

These Lodge meetings get weirder and weirder every year...

Today would have been the 79th birthday of the late, great Holly Woodlawn! Take this opportunity to check out Paul Morrissey's TRASH & WOMEN IN REVOLT (both of which feature Woodlawn) or read her 1991 memoir, A LOW LIFE IN HIGH HEELS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wu... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOLLY WOODLAWN!

In the wake of my recent posts regarding the perennial fascination with Satanism among the far-right, a correspondent sent me a link to Bill Elder's infamous 2-part news report about slavering hordes of Satanists running rampant in Louisiana in the 1980s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bill...

On what would have been Bela Lugosi's 143rd birthday, I urge you to check out my Rondo Award-nominated novel BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD, the ideal read for Spooky Season! A five-star Amazon review described BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD as "perfect reading for October!" cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/happ...

Happy National Cryptid Day! As you can see with your own eyes, even Bigfoot is pleasantly stunned by the contents of my Wonderland Award-nominated book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/bigf... #cryptidday #wonderlandbookawards #madnessheartpress

NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

As that devilish holiday, All Hallows' Eve, rapidly descends upon us once again, take this opportunity to curl up with a copy of my debut short story collection, CRYPTOPOLIS & OTHER STORIES, released by Lethe Press early last year! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/cele... #LethePress #Halloween

The clock is ticking on your chance to check out The Long Beach Playhouse's inventive stage adaptation of DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE directed by David Scaglione! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/dr-j... #drjekyllandmrhyde #longbeachplayhouse #Halloween #ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ2025

Beware! When one encounters this peculiar fellow on the streets of Long Beach on any evening other than Halloween (as I did last night), one needs to be on high alert: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/mich... #michaelmyers #halloween #longbeach

NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

If you find yourself anywhere near Los Angeles within the next few weeks, I highly recommend checking out the legendary BOB BAKER MARIONETTE THEATER'S annual Hallowe'en Spooktacular! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-... #bobbakermarionettetheater #halloweenspooktacular

Exactly one year ago today, NEW DAWN MAGAZINE (SPECIAL ISSUE Vol. 18, No. 5) published my article, "Freemasons from Outer Space," which examines the connections between hermetic symbolism and alleged extraterrestrial encounters: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/free... #freemasons #outerspace

Recommend Viewing: LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS, a vintage example of 100% pure evangelical insanity dating back to the early 1990s: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/law-... #witches #satanicpanic #sataniccults #crazycops #lawenforcementguidetosataniccults

On the night of September 27, 2025, the Pasadena Scottish Rite presented an illuminating live performance of a stage play entitled The Living Constitution: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-... #pasadenascottishrite #thelivingconstitution #freemasonry

Now that we're officially into Spooky Season once again, you're no doubt searching for something appropriately weird and macabre to read as we hurtle our way toward All Hallows' Eve. Why not try my Rondo Award-nominated novel, BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD? cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/10/welc...

PAGAN THREAT: THE MUSICAL!!! (or) The Satanic Panic Is Alive and Well in 2025: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/paga... #satanicpanic #kierlajanisse #paganthreat #lucasmiles

Heads up! The brand new Spanish edition of CHAMELEO: A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF INVISIBLE SPIES, HEROIN ADDICTION, AND HOMELAND SECURITY (translated by Elías Ortigosa Román) is now available for purchase courtesy of Yonki Books: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/reve... #yonkibooks #orbooks

I'm pleased to announce that my 2024 book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, has made the final ballot of the Wonderland Book Awards alongside nine other quaint & curious volumes of forgotten lore: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-... #wonderlandbookawards #bizarro #horror

HAPPY AUTUMNAL EQUINOX!!! www.criterionchannel.com/equinox/vide... #equinox #criterioncollection #supernaturalcolor

Here's an article I wrote to promote the publication of my first novel, UNTIL THE LAST DOG DIES, which was released in November of 2017. The novel is about a global pandemic involving a virus that attacks only the humor centers of the brain: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/no-j...

"Pay No Attention to That Pedophile Behind the Curtain!": A Parapolitical Collage (Part 1): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/07/pay-... "Pay No Attention to That Pedophile Behind the Curtain!": A Parapolitical Collage (Part 2): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/pay-... #trumpepstein

Earlier this morning, I posted my review of Christine Morgan's latest short story collection, AROUND ELDRITCH CORNERS (Word Horde, 2024): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/arou... #lovecraftianhorror #christinemorgan #wordhorde

Report on WEIRD TALES: ZIZIANS, CRYPTO AND DEMIURGES ON THE CLOUD by S. William Snider (AKA Recluse, host of THE FARM podcast): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/weir... #zizians #ziz #weirdtales #crypto #thefarmpodcast #recluse

I'm very pleased to announce that Nick Mamatas of StarShipSofa recently bought a reprint of my bizarre dark fantasy story "Initiation." Doni Nicoll-Duir did a fantastic job narrating this peculiar tale: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/init... #starshipsofa #lethepress #cryptopolis #bizarro

Happy Grandparents' Day! Yes, indeed, even dear ol' Grandpa is stunned by the unexpected infernal delights contained within THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/happ... #happygrandparentsday❤️ #madnessheartpress #bizarro #expectantmother #disinfo

I recently returned to Seriah Azkath's WHERE DID THE ROAD GO? to discuss Gary D. Rhodes' wonderful new book, WEIRDUMENTARY: ANCIENT ALIENS, FALLACIOUS PROPHECIES, AND MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS FROM 1970s DOCUMENTARIES (published by Feral House Press): www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnI5...

At this very moment you're wondering, "Are there any fictional narratives that juxtapose conspiratorial skulduggery with an insidious government facility called 'Rocket City'?" The answer to that question can be found in my novella "Rocket City Murder"! cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/09/welc...

NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

I only recently learned about the death of UFOlogist Ray Dene Stanford, who passed away back on June 14, 2025, at the age of 86. Stanford was the author of several books, perhaps most notably SOCORRO 'SAUCER' IN A PENTAGON PANTRY (Blueapple Books, 1976): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/08/ray-...

NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

Last week, I found this flyer on a lamppost in Long Beach, CA, an appropriate image to accompany my latest CRYPTOSCATOLOGY blog post, "Pay No Attention to That Pedophile Behind the Curtain!" Here's a collage of key data points regarding Trump/Epstein: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/07/pay-...

Géza A. G. Reilly recently published a perceptive review of my latest book, THE EXPECTANT MOTHER DISINFORMATION HANDBOOK, in the final issue of DEAD RECKONINGS (#36): cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/07/the-... #hippocampuspress #bizarro #horror #darkfantasy #madnessheartpress #mycat🐱

NEW! The Expectant Mother Disinformation Handbook by Robert Guffey, a curiosity disguised as a guide for the pregnant! Replete with footnotes by imaginary obstetricians, Guffey explores the absurdity of postmodern motherhood. #Books a.co/d/1WFOsAQ

Now reading—a vintage (2013) Robert Guffey gem, and just-arrived-from-the-UK (the shipping cost more than the book, but worth the fee) Toby Hadoke masterpiece (2nd printing; how did I miss this book even existing until this?). Saving summer reading 'lite' for later, after the heat wave.

Reminder: This coming Friday, the new Spanish edition of CHAMELEO: A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF INVISIBLE SPIES, HEROIN ADDICTION, AND HOMELAND SECURITY (translated by Elías Ortigosa Román) is being released in Spain courtesy of Yonki Books! www.yonkibooks.com/tienda/paran... #paranoia #yonkibooks

This past Friday, Melissa and I celebrated our 18th wedding anniversary (!!!) by making a sacred pilgrimage to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery where we visited with some of the more colorful residents: cryptoscatology.blogspot.com/2025/07/18th... #davidlynch #hollywoodforevercemetary