I understand folks are scared but I want you to think about the mechanics of this. There are more polling places (>100k) than ICE and CBP agents combined, so they can only pick a few districts to try to intimidate. Now what happens when cell phone footage of that goes online in the early morning?

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Never underestimate the power of being an insufferably huge pain in your enemy's ass.

The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible

Welcome to the annual ‘How Many Mervs?’ competition! If you’re not familiar with the fabulous Merveille du Jour moth, they look exactly like lichen! Good luck! #teammoth #mothsmatter #ukmoths #bugsky

Whenever I talk about putting the bat on the counter the second the nazis walk in, this is the reference.

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Well. Things are pretty bad for the current regime. Look who they've pissed off NOW. (Watch to the end, it's not just footage from Portland. Surprise musical guest!) youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso

so: what do we need you to do? two things. 1.call your D/I senators. find contact info here: reps.fyi what do we need you to say? try the call script below. adapt it; make it your own! there are bailout points written in, in case you get nervous. but please *call.* 🧵

An antidote to despair and cynicism -- academics studying countries facing autocratic takeovers document that more than half of these episodes lead to "U-turns" and more than 90% result in strengthened democracies. Up to us to make it so! www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

Your familiar is a wombat — Those with wombat familiars tend to put others at ease. People are likely to feel more comfortable being their true selves in your presence. stealingfromwizards.com/familiar-quiz

bee nap in the native hibiscus! #bloomsky

The world has been through anti-science cycles before, to disastrous results On a detour on my lit review, a mosey through the history of our familiar friend, the standard onion (Allium cepa) brought me right to one of botany's greatest cautionary tales of what happens when ideology overrides data

had several of these little guys on the carpet flowers yesterday. Look at those pollen pants! #bloomsky

incredible

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name. Pope PB&J III

@nilahmagruder.com the 6 yr old at family meeting today piped up with 'Did you know sometimes the fox doesn't want to be found? Sometimes he wants to find you.' Anyway, just wanted to thank you for this perennial favorite book.

@jortsthecat.bsky.social @fishtopher.bsky.social Milo's a scaredy cat at ACCT Philly that needs a home! They didn't update his bio but I got to hang with him Sat and he's super sweet, just scared in the shelter. But look at those whiskers! acctphilly.org/available-ca...

@kbspangler.com More irises! here's Red Hot Chili and Double Down. I'm waiting with anticipation for Cosmic Opera

DM: Doesn't matter what you roll... P1: 12 DM: ...you decapitate him. P2: With a bow!?

(Thread) In an alternate universe I and my lovely partner Tony write rom coms under the name Evie Snow. For a decade now, we've received regular emails from an elderly church lady in the Midwest US who writes gratuitously steamy emails to us, always about Tony, always about him being a centaur. (1)

@fishtopher.bsky.social Mr Fishtopher version available in Philly! acctphilly.org/available-ca...