oh shit it's 2026??

happy epstein files day to those whoe celebrate

I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

lmao

this is good news.... for Jeb!

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

yeah I'm the president. the president of shit

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Spotted a Rule 11 sanctions poster in the wild today

hi, federal judge expert here! this is not funny. conservative, Reagan-appointed district judges only use epistolary framing devices in their opinions when they are in extreme distress.

“The Roberts Court casually dismisses the lessons of American and world history, the warnings of prominent early Americans, and the judiciary’s storied legal minds. Eddins ended his opinion saying, “State constitutionalism makes it easy to consider Roberts Court jurisprudence white noise.” 🫳 🎤

Cyril E. Power, "The Escalator," c. 1929 collections.mfa.org/objects/479542

anyone else getting raptured right now? just me? cya

wait, when is the rapture?

oppose woke, have stroke

Donald Trump is going to announce that he has has seen the light of Islam

The chef-owner of Good Pierogi on Alan Dershowitz: "Our handcrafted pierogi, made with love from locally sourced ingredients, are so undeniably delicious, he'll do anything to get his hands on them."

he was never a big factor in terms of life he was never a big factor in terms of life he was never a big factor in terms of life he was never a big factor in terms of life he was never a big factor in terms of life HE WAS NEVER A BIG FACTOR IN TERMS OF LIFE

what's going on this fine Sunday morning with my "boys," and in some cases, "gals?"

@schnorkles.bsky.social just messaged me to say that the Mamdani win means blue tsunami in perpetuity

I'm not getting my hopes up but it would make things just a little brighter if Drew Ensign had to pay a civil contempt fine out of his own pocket

lmao absolutely devastating

he's wearing that idiotic dogefather shirt again @annabower.bsky.social would someone who's not the administrator of DOGE wear that???

just amazing stuff

lmfao

fucking lmao

30 minutes until Supreme Court decisions and oral arguments.

Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

lmao

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

new Pope has a chance to do something really funny

Sir.... sir. I don't think that's how any of this works

Incredible. Hacked Signal chats of CBP officials are now floating out there.

@schnorkles.bsky.social OPSEC continues to be clear

NEW: In a SCATHING decision, Judge Briones of the Western District of Texas absolutely SAVAGED the government over this case, tearing to shreds ICE’s hearsay “evidence” that this husband and wife were in Tren de Aragua as “completely and wholly unsubstantiated” — and ordered their immediate release!

tariffs are going to bring jorts back. just wait and see

I think Drew Ensign broke Judge Wilkinson

decided to get out and not think about horrible shit for a few hours. found a little bonsai staring up a Pike's Peak

The man lecturing the Justices graduated law school in 2022, had a cup of coffee at Kasowitz, and then wrote for the Gateway Pundit. 👌

NEW: SCOTUS orders that the gov't not remove any Venezuelan men (the class) to El Salvador. It was 7-2, with Justices Thomas and Alito in dissent.

it’s a start

The order says the court will appoint another lawyer to prosecute the contempt charge against the DOJ attorneys.

Spokeswoman for China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs:

showerheads are great again

winning the trade war bigly, I see. another day of market meltdown coming up...