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This but pizza

Haters of true entertainment are constantly trying to kill me!

Any cheap hotel recs by Salt Lake City center?

peer pressure? why would I listen to a pee-er

I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"

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[dumbest moron you'll see today voice] Heh. Signal's not secure because the messages display on the screen 😏

once again thinking about how overwatch excelled at building a player base that brought in non-traditional FPS genre players into the game (ie, cis women) through its innovative deprioritization of sheer mechanical skill and emphasis on strong character designs but then blizzard management choked it

Gray Ace women who date cis men expose them to Gray Ace culture and terrorism.

need some1 to cage me till I finish my compsci homework

ima proud fem-V truther

does anyone know if we got economic recession tomorrow

Just saw a picture of a really good looking plate of fries now I’m sad

She's just like me fr

need to acquire a 3d printer so I can start living the dream (selling trinkets to random people on the street out of a comically large backpack)

my mood has been more unstable lately which I think officially makes me a bad bitch

embracing the YouTube slop. Sure, give me another iceberg video, what’s it even matter anymore

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

Bluesky is still my primary platform, but I’m rediscovering twitter really is the only place for the best terrible music opinions

we have posts for every occasion 🙂 send our posts to friends. coworkers. parents. romantic interests. state repersentatives. parole officers. your God. relatives. acquaintances. 🙂

Mr. Mamdani, what do you think of the calls to include a Vegeta balloon alongside Goku at the Thanksgiving parade? Piccolo as well

can someone tell my body to stop producing oil

it would be so easy to scam people with some bullshit just by having basic CS skills but I’d like to think I’m better than that, but with how broke i am icl it’s a little tempting

achieved nothing today and am falling asleep at 8, it’s failgirl friday

Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Trust Ape Options > Ape Settings > Connect With Apes

try as they might, Tesla servers could never recreate the sheer chaos inside a white girl driving a Kia soul

lately my days have consisted of shinji-chairing for 4 to 6 hours

Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun - Words of Vengeance (free typing game on Steam) major update adds 3 new levels, 400+ new phrases, timed textboxes buff.ly/xoWlW6f Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 news coming soon

Cancelled my Spotify, should I switch to tidal or apple?

why does my brain make me wanna go climb hills n shit when I’m depressed

I can’t eat anything without YouTube I’m gonna starve to death

YouTube down I’m killing myslef

They should give me free cheeseburgers for being cute

letting our friends order off our pronouns secret menu

If you're aware of the madness and making hyper specific, desperate, negotiations with the madness it means you are not mad, actually,

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

I’ve come to the perfect balance of being online, and it’s still being online too much

its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time

im a multifandom hater

googles documentation for everything is so dogshit, I think it’s faster to just experiment until you figure it out yourself rather than search for an answer in their KBs