4 espresso shots and 2 ibuprofen can cure any ailment

Anyone else get the intrusive thought to rip out their permanent retainer or just me

oh no i actually like mtg arena

Hugn. over

Fry sauce is lowkenuinely slept on

Fry sauce is lowkenuinely slept on

Baja blast pina. Colada is the secret to eternal life

Dysfunctional madohomu

Discovered the “slay the spire at work” meta

what’s the opposite of scaring the hoes cause thats what im tryna do

this site needs priv accounts frfr

dysphoric that my shoulders don’t fit in the work zoom call frame :c

Thank you chii-tan

Back on my asexual pervert era

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

aliens don’t abduct cows like they used to, now they just make AI startups

if anything my credit score should be higher from all the extra interest money this bank’s getting from me

I should diversify my savings and investments across a bunch of different funds and mediums and compile all the information on how to access it on a piece of microfilm called the philosophers legacy which will be inherited by a member of the Russian government sparking an international incident and

watching old markiplier beamng videos

ffxiv gardening is making me wanna get real potted plants for the apartment this game is brainrotting me

years of scientific innovation and still no potted plant that sits on your desk and produces fruits and berries to eat every day

well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions (credit card payment)

it happened

slimegirl be like im liquidating my assets

coworker has a kid 2 years older than me

Karen holding up the line at jimmy John’s and im introspecting

realizing all the anxiety I had about talking to girls was because I didn’t want them to see me as a man, waow

apparently not eating for 24 hours makes ur head hurt a lil

still mad that prog uses peanut oil fuck my chud life

buy my wares

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people gotta stop emailing me at my emails job

doktor release my shopping inhibitors

I love the US postal service I fucking love sending letters raghhhhh

first trading card sold online! :3

Go Hawks, fuck the Patriots for what they did to Raiden in MGS2

LETS GO HAWKS BAYBEEEEEE

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show

superbowl baybeeee th one day a year I remember what football is 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🍔🦅🦅🦅

I hope one day I can learn to write video scripts with this much eloquence.