You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

some insects give me boners!

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

im trying my hardest to use bluesky more, i really want to move to this website but oh my godDDDDDDDD this place makes it hard LOL

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http​:​//​www​.​cnn​.​com​/​live

TAX REVOLT LET'S GO

can i sui post here and talk about how much of a gigahon i am 🥺

Youtube DO NOT recommend me this

retruth this if you love jesus :)

ooooo it's so over

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

people are living you r dreams and i hate that

“I lied, put your clothes back on, we’re playing the Bay Area Regional Planner board game”

bwue

bwub skieb

heartwarming, 26 year old transgender women still makes discourse the old fashion way

blue sky

bwugh

me

if you go 5 years on hrt without girlmoding you should get to call yourself a gold star boymoder.

HRT is magic!

Connections Puzzle #684 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 FEAR MEEEEE

I think i just have big transportation machine autism, like planes, trains, trucks, weird stuff

Connections Puzzle #676 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 THE BEST AT CONNECTIONS GRAAAAA

New listen The Greep does it again

Fill me up on the last ~2 years of bluesky drama pls, any Characters of the Days are appreciated as well Im doing my quarterly check in and need statuses

Is there a way to edit my following tab so i dont see literally every reply from people i follow lol Idc what 200k account has to say to random reply #37 just let me see oomf-oomf interactions!!!!

Sitting on her dick and looking up at her like this

we need to start asking tougher questions about the true crime genre. so much of it is contingent on people being killed. that’s illegal. you can’t do it. something is very amiss

trans women will be like "voice training is so hard i can't do it" and then effortlessly make the sluttiest feminine moans

love the flying beach towel

anybody here in san antonio haha lol heyyy

how can i navigate this website without getting reminded how awful things are, i need ESCAPISM

i want to use this website i really do but god damn all that people do here is talk about the website or real world depressing shit

hi bluesky

trash app im going back to X, the everything app

Interacting with any girl oomf around Justin

WE DO NOT WANT YOU HERE NIGGA GO ON GET OUT