People using "unalive" to bypass corporate platform censorship when Terry Pratchett already gave us "inhume", smh

I do wonder why people fight this. Foreshadowing is satisfying to write! It's fun! Sometimes a detail from a previous/related story gives me an idea, which turns into even more sneaky stuff (ha ha, hee hee, ho ho, etc). I want people to figure things out as they go; it means they're invested!

Things are trucking along with this short story of mine and @vexcorvine.itch.io is genuinely impressed, which perhaps isn't as notable to *you* but is a big milestone for me. I mean, who doesn't want a squat Italian-American butch to be impressed by you?

Just 16 hours to go on this! I rounded out the length of my participation by a couple hours; the BFCD sale at large itself is set to end earlier, if you want to browse other people's stuff as well!

It’s #ShaneBlackFriday — time to gather round the Yuletide screen for a double feature of beloved holiday classics KISS KISS BANG BANG and THE NICE GUYS. (Thx to @briannaduggan.bsky.social for the illustration)

people used to argue about the Oxford comma or whether em-dashes were pretentious, but now we must all come together to argue that they are not signs that the writer is a text generator

Good morning to all the human authors who write using their meat brains. A very happy em dash to you! 🥰

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed

sit down and have some potatoes, girl

*youth pastor voice* You know who else was a bit of a yappy girl? Yes, she was! Yes, she was! Who's a good girl?

Chills and crying every time m.youtube.com/watch?v=HO0s...

Ingrid

I write pretty cool shit, if you ask me, though I say so myself, and etc., and this is an easy (and inexpensive) way to see if you like my work before my next release (title tba) or before MINTY FRESH herself comes out in paperback ✨️ (I am working very hard on all of this, I promise)

If you don't check out my beautiful ex's beautiful books at a beautiful price I'll be very sad. Might even cry a bit. And we don't want that. No, we don't

Your avi... let's see it

Your avi... let's see it

my books are on bookshop if that's your thing

Feels like trans language forwarded by cis people("gender affirming care", "gender reassignment surgery", "identify as", etc) is less about respecting the full gender spectrum and more about keeping cis people from feeling uncomfortable about having to think about how gender/sex are variable

i'm 2k words into the best short story i've ever written and i'm not sharing any of it with anybody until it's done (or i'll never finish it)

Still a few days to get my stuff cheap! •A novella about a goth who bites a vampire and breaks into a research institute to save a werewolf kid •A story about a couple werewolf dykes killing nazis for appropriating werewolf iconography •A short about a retired lesbian finding a vampire in her garden

*steps in macaroni* ah...

Sometimes I really wish I'd finished that university English course, but I was sidelined by depression fueled by dysphoria, which is just another way being trans screws you over and topples your dreams, because the world leaves no room for anyone who doesn't fit this box.

I'm an old hag of 44 which is basically over 30 (if you think about it)

i deserve cheese and crackers and roasted potatoes and so do all the sad trans girls out there

“ChatGPT told me—” it told you NOTHING, it spits out words with punctuation sprinkled in, the monsters who want you to surrender your reasoning and critical thought have succeeded

guess what, everything I have published is 70% off, and that means you can buy it all for $2.53 (sorry for not changing the bundle price to something neater and cheaper, I'm bone-weary these days 🥲)

*gets startled* *gets startled again (by my tits)*

that's more like it 😌

you, over there, clap like your life depends on it! because it does

i did my shot

*gets startled* *gets startled again (by my tits)*

I probably should've started a little bit sooner but I have a root canal coming up on Thursday that I'm entirely paying out-of-pocket for. It's getting quite urgent and I'm not sure I can put it off again. Please, anything would be helpful even just a boost. Thank you so much 🖤

I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace

PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS! i've been losing momentum on my gender affirming surgery fundraiser lately, and im stuck at $2799/$9000 right now. please share this if you can't donate, i really need this surgery to alleviate my dysphoria. #trans #transcrowdfund #gofundme #surgery

Bianca is the most puppygirl werewolf for her bestieee 🌝 #oc #lesbian #monsterhearts

That guy is about to grow tits any day now

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

The sale has started and my work is 70% off! It also happens to be Creator Day, which means 100% profits go to the creators, so boost a friend's page and maybe give your favorite writer, artist, or game dev a sale ✨️ If you're super unknown or just got started, reply with your store and I'll boost!

LISTEN UP GODDAMMIT i feel like y'all don't really understand the severity and urgency of the situation. i shouldn't even be online rn. i can't go home and i don't have the funds to stay safe while i figure out what to do please get this in front of as many ppl as possible okay? thank you 🙏

Melissa just referred to Jack Skellington as Jackoff Skeleton by mistake and that's it, that's perfect. Fuck Jackoff Skeleton. All my homies hate Jackoff Skeleton

PLEASE go follow 👇👇 bsky.app/profile/mutu... and PLEASE HELP 🙏💕💸 i am unsafe and trying to survive. literally survive.. #MutualAid #MutualAidVoid

i'm like if a tradwife knew how to fuck and also wasn't a fascist. come to think of it i'm nothing like a tradwife

Post something random or you'll have an awful december

ah it's that time again

Post something random or you'll have an awful december

my beautiful ex's beautiful book is about to become a physical reality in your hemisphere and i'm so proud i'm about to burst