my gf thought this was griffith from berserk

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[sweaty, staring at myself in the mirror and slapping myself repeatedly] i DO want to go out tonight! i am NOT sleepy! i cherish spending time outside of my house with my friends!!!!!!

time to drive up north and hang out with two of my favorite people on the planet LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

can't wait to re-do all my piercings after I'm done with surgeries....I miss having metal in my body that I can stim with :/

lame: "hi I'm picking up a prescription for myself and my girlfriend" cool: "I'm here for the his and hers HRT shots"

new food house shirt ft the bathroom in my therapist's office with surprisingly good lighting

the worst part about watching that new grimes interview is that my gf and I now unironically are calling every minor inconvenience a psychohazard

why does testosterone make me crave bananas so much (this is literally not a joke about sucking dick I just want to know if I'm potassium deficient or something)

major hopium yesterday and today

I didn't even know there was a new yuri gundam. no not that one. no not that one

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I may be kinda self-deprecating on here for the bit, but this is genuinely the happiest I've ever been in my life and the most like me I've ever felt. I love being trans, I love my gf, I love my friends, I've made a lot of repairs with my family and they accept me...life is good rn

icon in front of me at Culver's rn

old favorite bathroom mirror selfies vs new favorite bathroom mirror selfie

imagine this dog is a boy,,, that's me; when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to etc

i got to tutor a grafdigger's cage yesterday and my opponent said "that's a good lock" and I said "yeah locktober's over but the cage is still here baby" and then i wanted to kill myself

i love being on venlafaxine cause my brain used to me like "hungry, hungry, finish this email, haaaaaang around babybaby haaang around babybaby, hungry, did i check the third burner on the stove, random intrusive thought slur, haaaang around--" and now it's only like 2 of those things maybe

this did not age well lmao

I had a lot of fun playing some competitive magic this weekend! Shoutout to @inklincustoms.bsky.social for making me the sickest warp zone token in existence 🌀 my pinnacle emmisaries in removal exile will never see my pinnacle emmisaries in warp exile ever again ⚙️

okay I finished watching the finale, y'all are FREAKS for liking this

me pre- and post- testosterone

had the most lynchian experience when I went to buy Gatorade with my friend at the hotel and the lady said "comrade" and smiled at me with one silver tooth; I looked confused and she said "oh, it's not you? you are here all the time" and when I shook my head she said "you'll meet him soon enough"

getting sent to jupiter to reverse my knowledge dysphoria from going to college

all the girlies I follow on here were posting in high volumes about ball last night. what happened are y'all ok

new machine girl album rips, I got tickets to go with one of my besties and the show is the same day as our 2 year hormoneiversary!!

any place that has a 'crumbl cookies' is spiritually deficient and already in the terminal stage of Cultural Fugue

halfway through g-witch and this is still true. also I may be into gundam now

finally got my gf to watch yuri with me. i know nothing about this show but i want this woman to do unspeakable things to me

gonna embrace my Balkan boy heritage and wear an abibas speedo next summer

I fear this article will literally be my jonkler moment

some really wonderful really great people introduced me to doraemon last night...wow... what a character...and so we are going to give every little boy and girl a doraemon... obama didnt do that biden didnt do that but we are...gonna figure out how to do it and thats what we need to do.

the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.

me RN after smonk

guy who calls his pussy the mancave

when I'm staring off in the distance not doing work this is one of the many things I am pondering

when you transition so hard that you become transcendent and are disgusted by the failures of mankind

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

mormon women going on massive doses of exogenous testosterone means yaoicceleration is happening on schedule

first free weekend in forever time to get stupid dude time to think of past lives longingly and YEARN

I need this rn tbh

Deck is cracked, 3-1 lost to energy because a message that my manager sent in the work chat put me on full tilt and I missed a kill line G3 with 2 munitions and a salvage titan + aether spellbomb in play moxfield.com/decks/cCs43l...

i need to keep in mind that i do not in fact need to post through it

5 slices of bread can be a double decker bread sandwich and a quadruple decker air sandwich at the same time

blasting this all weekend brb

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