starmerism won basically by default and by accident in the face of a conservative implosion. its now historically unpopular and the far right are surging and are basically the government in waiting. what the fuck would you want an american version for

if a team keeps getting DOGSO red cards, gotta be a system issue man. it's not like it's people's heads going, it's constantly defenders in very hard situations

new haircut just dropped

felt like I was being gaslit all summer with the fawning over Maresca winning a cup by beating exactly one good team and getting top 4 cos everyone else bottled it. He has the aesthetic of a tactical genius but the actual ability and nous of AVB, who at least had glorious hair

carlos alcaraz is speedrunning gay guy haircuts what is going on

chelseas genius sporting directors spending 1 billion quid and ending up with absolutely zero attacking players that can consistently win a header

nico that is maybe the most stupid thing ive seen someone do on a football pitch

crazy that they just design washing machines to lie to you

forgot to post the new hair here

club captain flying wingback known for his ball striking and his crosses on the overlap? what if I made him a below average defensive midfielder is that genius management is that smart

oomf being screenshot posted on reddit @feyerabender.bsky.social

eze brother....

what if a breed of dog was completely subsumed into being an avatar of masculinity, would that be good, would that go well

the kinda stance she takes out here might be "pro-natalist" but it is definitely not pro-child. what a horrendous way to instrumentalise other human beings

marc cucurella has never stopped a cross in his life

The mad king’s eunuch advisor appears to have detractors in the palace walls my lord

I just think that school as the main place for most of your formative years gives people an absolutely false sense of there being a "general intelligence". like being good at maths might be predictive of being good at chemistry, but it's not predictive of your ability to drive a car

What a summary of the anti-trans movement: March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000

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=British version of Saturday Night Live= Host (washed up actor): Trans women are gross Cast members (washed up comedians): Trans! Women! Are! Gross! Musical guest (washed up Brit-popper): This song is about how trans women are gross

the US is China's number one export market by a considerable amount last time I checked, id be surprised if they want the collapse of the US economy even with the ongoing trade war

never been happier to be the kind of guy that refused to buy stocks because of vague marxisty feelings about the way the contemporary stock market has turned everyone who engages with it a bit petty bourgeois

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reckon one of the 4 Leicester players between Murphy and the Rebound should have run towards the goal just in case

strand larson is a right gangly prick isn't he

i'm at like a 99.999% reading vs. posting deficit so i'm afraid all of you will be subject to an immediate 50% tariff

thinking about chip manufacturing, Intel falling behind technically and the US imposing massive tariffs on everyone

lockdowns impact on our brains was legit crazy because we all collectively decided a bo burnham special was genius

trump thinking trade deficits are effectively tariffs is a longstanding thing iirc

hes so barclays

truly everything is computer now, why is there an LLM in every single thing i use online

"Former Arsenal and England striker Ian Wright knew I was trans before anyone in my family did" will never stop being funny.

this is why i like it

this already looks soooo tuchel

> tune into england game > phil foden mistouch out of play classic

keir starmer and all his simps have fulfilled their world historic role as the handmaidens of fascism and will now just sort of make awful social murder happen for a few years until they get rushed off the stage

why does dan burn, the largest player, not simply eat the others?

baby hack

losing to ten man man united is deeply deeply depressing man

Stephen Fry is going to be shocked, shocked I tell you, when he finds out who Stephen Fry pals around with

incredible how every football team with good recruitment has at least 1 or 2 players they got from chelsea that would be better than the people chelsea play in their position

gordons movement for newcastles fourth is so so good

having a lovely time hatewatching enzo marescas failure

ref kills an ipswich counter because a spurs player has a head injury: this is good and correct refereeing. ref decides to let a spurs attack continue in spite of a head injury: commentary team think this is also good refereeing. fucking hate the premier league so much

this spurs team dont deserve fucking anything man

my carbon monoxide alarm died at 6am today so that was a fun way to wake up

Chelsea were good whilst Enzo Maresca was saying they weren't playing the way he wanted, now they've settled into the stale crap he played at Leicester they're bad. this is not particularly complicated and vindicated mr pochettino quite a lot 🙏