not seen much made of the fact Emma Hayes and Tuchel reportedly used to bounce ideas off each other at Chelsea and now she's doing the midgame analysis for ITV, not sure you could get a better person for the england games

just the kind of goalfest I came to except under Thomas tuchel in the cups 🧐🧐🧐

just saw football at the airport, any idea where it's headed? 🤔

absolutely stinking performance out of casemiro this

Hoopla the same day as the Champion's League final. Just think the LGBTQIA+ Arsenal fan group should set up a tent for people to watch it. The Gay Gooning tent.

something nicely symmetrical about liverpool and evertons basque technical deep midfielders now managing arsenal and chelsea

Chelsea have seemingly signed like 7305629 goalkeepers in the last 2 years and all of them are absolutely dogshit it's so funny

"Chelsea have run less than every opponent this season" yes I suspect this has to do with FIFA arranging an international mega money tournament during the time they were supposed to be on holiday and/or preseason

deeply funny thing with Chelsea at the moment, the sporting directors have occasionally targeted players who've got good xg generation but bad raw numbers over 2/3 years to try and catch value on someone's down year, but they've mostly managed to hit on the rare genuine xg-underperformers

spurs sign loads of twinks and now all they can do is go down. interesting

greatest crime hipsters committed is making everything fucking sourdough now. ooo the cheaper bread, let's make it seem artisan, ooo it's so fucking tough you have to chew it like rubber. ooo it's so fancy and modern look at my starter. fuck off

Palmer has been shite for about half a year at least ngl

relegation battle richarlison unlocked

Moyes was the name of the defeated manager who created him. You mean Moyes' Monster.

fundamentally inferior to youse I'm afraid

signs of a WHAT

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

i mean the ridiculous thing with the state of the prem at the moment is that if they literally just actually police the rampant bear hugs, holding and body checking in corners, in line with the actual rules, it all goes away

I went here and they said they know you really well

I reckon if my ex employer paid me too much money in the last paycheck that's their own problem, call it an incompetence tax

every time I get my fish for the week from the fishmongers they ask if I am hosting a dinner party. I am simply incapable of admitting I just eat fucking loads and I'm running out of excuses

the children at work, the kids, they love the ais lads. they are obsessed with using the ais to do all their work and the ais are wrong a quarter of the time and they don't know when it's wrong

if anything I think it's honorable of the ravens to realize that having mike mac as HC would be unsporting and unfair, and voluntarily not promoting him. frankly very poor form for seattle to not do the same

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

this is fucking enraging man. some of the most talented* minds of our generation dedicating their lives to engagement-maxxing algorithms, which have determined that fascism gets the most clicks. *derogatory www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

Chelsea football club have assembled a squad of seemingly only fullbacks, wingers and no 10s and none of them can put a cross in the box at any point

Hato has been so so so bad

sabalenka has got to be the least clutch number one of any sport ever

God she was so funny, nobody else could have pulled off this role with such charm

rip Moira 😭

novak what the fuck man

"Mr Mamdani, unless you meet my demands tonight the city will be covered in deadly mustard"

but why male models

learning some of the people who didn't know me that well at my old job know me now as "union luke"

did a shift in goal at 5aside today, gotta say lads, i may be a decent defender, but I am not a goal keeper. felt like this

been at a new job since like November, people on a monthly basis keep being like "how does the news from the all hands affect you" and I keep being like "I'm not really sure". readers, I don't go. it never does affect me, if never affects them. it's not real, the c suite don't do anything

sprinkle some class analysis on top of this. it's not just about "being important". it's the general consensus position of capital, and a huge chunk of American capital is and always has been fascist in orientation, they've just been winning the intra capital struggle for 3 decades

statistically speaking (and based off the articles) it is a near certainty that thousands of people currently patrolling the streets in Minnesota are people who did not immediately believe the warnings of the left 10 years ago. I see very little criticism of *them* on here

dread it, run from it, dodgy election charts come from your fave politician all the same

if arteta manages to pull off this bottle it will be his absolute magnum opus

I think it's been long enough that I can start to judge her for this as well.

it's so funny that they hate the left more than they are for anything, burnham isn't even the left he's just not a deranged member of their cult so they hate him

What if the problem isn’t that they can’t find their spines, but that they are, in fact, standing fully erect, on their ten toes, behind precisely the political project they want, the ideology they believe justifies it, and the means and measures with which they intend to advance it?

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

at Mamma Mia the musical for Ryan's mum's Xmas present and I've never been to a showing of anything where the mens loo was more empty at the interval. extremely funny

nothing gives you hope like seeing the emergence of communities of resistance