getting this as a crop top for my boyfriend

Me when they win:

learning that being a victim of abuse mostly doesn't impact UK divorce settlements has me crashing out a bit ngl

English tastes deciding prawns go with mayo and fancy ketchup????? rather than chilli, maybe the only time I agree with the yanks about our food

bad year to be a ravens fan. they should make a lamar that doesn't break all the time

I think what's interesting about Trump-Doing-Imperialism is that he is so invested in being seen as powerful and smart (glorious masculinity from below) that he cannot resist outright stating the underlying capitalist rationality. he has to let you know that he knows. Neolibs/cons were more sly!

crashed out too early

maresca has turned chelsea into wengers arsenal

this Chelsea team are shite and I'm sick of the entire footballing press trying to convince me of otherwise

how it feels at xmas dinner when your reactionary family member uses a talking point you know the rebuttal for

new knives out is maybe my fave of the three

I think when the left says "you can't elect these appeasing centrist losers, all they have ever historically succeeded at is paving the way for a massive shift to the right" people take it as like, cynical politicking rather than the only sane people in politics saying a true thing

crazy how much one extremely "top who's sick of his boyfriend" vibes picture and the press being shitty about it has me pulling for Woltemade

mary earps coming across as deeply bitter and kinda pathetic in her own words. its not ideal!

I was NOT Superman for Halloween

hi we are founding a socialist party! oh, who is that? that is just one our founding MPs, he is a landlord. Oh? you don't like that, well does it help that he's transphobic? Oh? you don't like that either, well what about if he both sides antifascist protests? Oh, don't like that either? wrecker

walking through bath with the bf and Id forgotten how fucking posh everyone sounds here

Alan Carr as a traitor is genuinely inspired tv

played some competitive 5aside and my knees didn't explode and my hamstrings didn't snap. we are sooooooo back

We must cast off the shackles of twinkhood, it has been usurped by bad faith actors without solidarity of the community at heart. We must become Swole-cialists. Hi-Mao-bos. Luxembearists.

starmerism won basically by default and by accident in the face of a conservative implosion. its now historically unpopular and the far right are surging and are basically the government in waiting. what the fuck would you want an american version for

if a team keeps getting DOGSO red cards, gotta be a system issue man. it's not like it's people's heads going, it's constantly defenders in very hard situations

felt like I was being gaslit all summer with the fawning over Maresca winning a cup by beating exactly one good team and getting top 4 cos everyone else bottled it. He has the aesthetic of a tactical genius but the actual ability and nous of AVB, who at least had glorious hair

carlos alcaraz is speedrunning gay guy haircuts what is going on

chelseas genius sporting directors spending 1 billion quid and ending up with absolutely zero attacking players that can consistently win a header

nico that is maybe the most stupid thing ive seen someone do on a football pitch

crazy that they just design washing machines to lie to you

forgot to post the new hair here

club captain flying wingback known for his ball striking and his crosses on the overlap? what if I made him a below average defensive midfielder is that genius management is that smart

oomf being screenshot posted on reddit @feyerabender.bsky.social

eze brother....

what if a breed of dog was completely subsumed into being an avatar of masculinity, would that be good, would that go well

the kinda stance she takes out here might be "pro-natalist" but it is definitely not pro-child. what a horrendous way to instrumentalise other human beings

marc cucurella has never stopped a cross in his life

The mad king’s eunuch advisor appears to have detractors in the palace walls my lord

I just think that school as the main place for most of your formative years gives people an absolutely false sense of there being a "general intelligence". like being good at maths might be predictive of being good at chemistry, but it's not predictive of your ability to drive a car

What a summary of the anti-trans movement: March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000

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=British version of Saturday Night Live= Host (washed up actor): Trans women are gross Cast members (washed up comedians): Trans! Women! Are! Gross! Musical guest (washed up Brit-popper): This song is about how trans women are gross

the US is China's number one export market by a considerable amount last time I checked, id be surprised if they want the collapse of the US economy even with the ongoing trade war

never been happier to be the kind of guy that refused to buy stocks because of vague marxisty feelings about the way the contemporary stock market has turned everyone who engages with it a bit petty bourgeois

relatedly:

reckon one of the 4 Leicester players between Murphy and the Rebound should have run towards the goal just in case

strand larson is a right gangly prick isn't he

i'm at like a 99.999% reading vs. posting deficit so i'm afraid all of you will be subject to an immediate 50% tariff

thinking about chip manufacturing, Intel falling behind technically and the US imposing massive tariffs on everyone

lockdowns impact on our brains was legit crazy because we all collectively decided a bo burnham special was genius

trump thinking trade deficits are effectively tariffs is a longstanding thing iirc