Joel Fry too!! www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/8374...

I just saw an Olive Garden commercial where they said “the sauce is the soul” and it made me think about that line in Dracula “the blood is the life” and now I’m trying to figure out how to combine the two into a spooky marinara tattoo. Open to suggestions.

picturing pabuchan railing lucky duck into next wednesday

how i sleep tn knowing the wig is safe, the revenge is safe and stede has a heart on his butt

Did they drop an anvil on his mom or something? #firedavidzaslav www.cartoonbrew.com/real-estate/...

Did you know that Callous is the best and the cutest and the nicest and on and on and on? 🖤

We are back! Holy shit! youtu.be/gtr2OBB7zSo

I waited to Watch Interview with the Vampire because pirates but I’m ready now and aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

Oh, did you have to stop for some reason 🤡

David Zaslav strikes again! Joe Pera Talks With You is gone after tomorrow. Anyone got the Google drive?

Why the fuck would a human evolved to withstand the impact of a car crash need this many nipples?!?! The article explains all the features and how they would benefit a human and then is just like and it’s got a bunch of bibis but WHY???? www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/h...

Orange themed kitchen pieces at World Market! Put your mac and cheese in it! www.worldmarket.com/c/kitchen/ne...

david writing his lil christmas special

I’ve been watching Dark Shadows from the beginning and I wish someone else was too so we could talk about what a dumb bitch Carolyn Stoddard is

We are back bebe

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Me going to see Nosferatu on Christmas morning

With tickets now on sale, NOSFERATU director Robert Eggers has become the latest visionary to participate in the Alamo Drafthouse Guest Selects series with five surprising titles that inspired his gothic vampire epic. Watch now: bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3...

don’t cry. murray monday, ok? #murraymonday #fotc

hiiii asking for help is always hard, but it's been a particularly difficult few months for me financially. if anyone is able to contribute to my ko-fi, it would be extra appreciated and helpful right now as i try to make it to next month. 🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance

I made a new friend today 🩸🦇🖤

This was A LOT of Rory Kinnear in all the ways 😳 He really can do anything. Pairs well with The Babadook.

idk man im getting a little emotional over the fact that we all chose to move here to weather what’s coming together and now the cast and creators are joining us. the community around this show has always been so fucking special and it still is.

Okay, scrolling through here and I’m happy again?!?! (Within reason)

Meant to post this here earlier #ofmds2

what if we kissed in the King Kong nipple slide

he’s listening to bubblegum bitch #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Do you like time travel? Do you like Rhys Darby? Do you like to laugh? Like a lot? If not, WHO HURT YOU??? For the rest of you, here's the trailer for RELAX, I'M FROM THE FUTURE, a film I've seen twice already and love quite a bit. Out later this month! www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78-...

Quite far away 😭 #OFMD

Happy first dickfuck day on bsky, crew!! 🥹🌭☁️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Kill me

Real picture of the Our Flag Means Death fandom on August 24, 2023

Went and saw Doug’s band tonight. (Tim Heidecker and the Very Good Band)

I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.