i missed #DrawEdTeach bc I was busy offline drawing (a different) ed teach (@blandbeard.bsky.social confirm my honor) anyways vamos ed teach 💜🏴‍☠️ vamos brasil 💚💛💙🇧🇷

Just told him about the days matches. 😪

Wife

post a banger that's not in english! youtu.be/bKZTnnFU9HA?...

post a banger that's not in english!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_My... triple platinum in my household

post a banger that's not in english! one banger to rule them all, one banger to bang them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yT4...

Pinning my situation (for clarity): I'm in a fuckton of debt, got at least 2 letters threatening me with court. If I sign any (job) contract at this point, they have a right to freeze my salary/seize my assets (if I had any). Cant't sleep due to my state of constant panic+ ko-fi.com/armadillo999

if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity. save me male lesbian shah rukh khan my beloved save me

merry christmas darr is 32 years young yesterday and invented bad boys if your morning slow

day 21 of #SRK till—

day 20 of posting #SRK until i find flame gun lighter on ebay.

day 19 of posting #SRK until all cats get their chance to meet him.

day 17 of posting #SRK until black out wednesday gets stuffed.

day 16 of posting #SRK until i find out what goes on the end of that peculiarly shaped machine (i have some ideas).

day 15 of posting #SRK till @zweigonthemind.bsky.social stops standing outside my window beside a single rose reminding me that i’m falling behind on my #SRK duties.

day 14 of posting #SRK until he serenades me, by flute, barefoot on the ledge of a three foot building, with multiple crowd-funded billboards in the background (proceeds go to charity).

day 13 of posting #SRK until his shirt stay dry. 🌬️

Esse foi um santinho da campanha dele 😂

🇧🇷 URGENTE: Ex-presidente Jair Bolsonaro é preso preventivamente pela Polícia Federal. A PF cumpriu mandado de prisão preventiva por determinação do ministro Alexandre de Moraes, que citou risco de fuga para embaixada dos EUA e violação de tornozeleira na madrugada.

every time I watch this I gotta sit on my back porch like a cowboy and pretend to smoke 19 expired cigarettes.

day 13 of posting #SRK until i bend the group chat to my iron will and make them watch om shanti om again. (great success, the people have been bullied)

day 12 of posting #SRK until he initiates me into his leather daddy lesbian girl gang. 🏍️💨

day 11 of posting #SRK in hyper specific meme formats made by someone i feel very sure should be in my life. may this post find them. anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.

day 10 of posting #SRK until people start to notice i have a type.

day 9 of posting #SRK until smoking becomes less injurious to my health. 🚬🚬🚬 jk stay cool kids don’t do drugs even if they make you look really awesome. 🚭🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

day 8 of posting #SRK till he reads my bluesky entries about him (posthumously if there’s a god). 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🪦

day 7 of posting #SRK till I learn how to grommet cool chains through all my deepest vee-necks. alternatively until I reinvest in a bedazzler. fun fact, srk actually modeled raj after me.

day 6 of posting #SRK till he learns to be a little less cavalier about gun safety. baby girl, your fingers are too precious!!! 😭

day 5 of #SRK my life low key fell apart today. he playing worlds smallest harmonica just for me. 🗣️ gonna pick joy just for him. (i frequently and problematically fat finger “make desktop” vs “save photo” but i never change it till the next finger bang 😌 commitment to the bit over ALL IT)

day 4 of posting #SRK till someone sorts out my father issues. this one feat his son aryan, bc it is his birthday (i’ve remembered one). he’s okay but we’re here for daddy. 💁

day 3 of posting #SRK till someone presses me up against a frosted pane of glass btw it’s only frosted bc of all my heavy breathing that’s my bad yall

day 1 of posting #srk till people become alert hate to see people sleeping on pure, untapped joy. 😪

like, no kings ya, but maybe one king, as a treat. the things i would do verge into creative writing. make me want to become a cloistered monk illustrating perversion in the sacred, ancient tomes.

SRK is a menace. 😌

So, from what I can gather, New York is just going to be this from now on?

commissions open 🙂‍↔️✨ yay okay yippee

piper's out of surgery, still at the vet, but they were unable to retrieve all of the crystals. they're recommending he see a specialist in the next few days. so while today's surgery has been heavily discounted, the specialist will be roughly 5 grand. so. uh. please share. ko-fi.com/blandbeard

i've made the decision to sell my hozier ticket for sept 10th at rogers stadium- but resales have not been turned on for the event. so i'm putting a feeler out to see if any pirate pals in toronto would be interested in a transfer. sadly, just one ticket. purchased for $243.13. willing to negotiate.

boosting again. sorry for being annoying, but his surgery is coming up on july 21st. any shares/donations help greatly! thank you 🫶🏼 ko-fi.com/blandbeard

"every second counts" #thebear #carmy #richie #jeremyallenwhite #ebonmossbachrach

wicked: for good, the OFMD AU. did this one for the @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social and picked up by the lovely @lyndzi.bsky.social! #OFMDfanart #EdTeach #StedeBonnet #IzzyHands #JackRackham #OFMD special shoutout to @blandbeard.bsky.social, who really knows how to egg me on 🙂‍↔️ & freaks, as ever. 💜

“if you wanted, i could be family” 🩵🍊 it’s missing *them* o’clock so please enjoy my favorite (and only) piece of ofmd fanart ive made (so far.) #tealoranges #ofmdfanart

Dearest Pirates: good friends have made an incredible podcast talking about what is going on and how we got here. It has helped me get some much-needed perspective and also to breathe a bit amongst the daily horror. Bonus, their teen participates & edits ♥️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

feeling extremely POETIC CINEMA (assisti homem com h)

acordei borocoxô hoje.... bols*naro podia ser preso pra eu ficar feliz 😪😪😪

There's nothing quite like the look of wonder in a child's eyes as they're rescued from the gorilla pit. #greenevillemagic